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Topic: [75958] [Forum Game] Corrupt a wish

[1691021] Sarah1919 (AU1) [None] :: Jan. 10, 2014, 2:08 a.m.

Wish granted!
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Oh..it's fake.... oh well!
I wish the amusement park tickets were real, and that I could grab them!

[1691044] mixmaster0072 [None] :: Jan. 10, 2014, 3:32 a.m.

Wish granted. The tickets are real, and you can grab them, but now they're in a ticket booth at an amusement park and you have to PAY for them now!

I wish my dragons would grow up faster.

[1691045] Sarah1919 (AU1) [None] :: Jan. 10, 2014, 3:37 a.m.

Wish granted, they grow 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds faster!
I wish I didn't have to pay for my tickets that are real!

[1691918] mixmaster0072 [None] :: Jan. 12, 2014, 4:07 a.m.

Wish granted, but I'm sick of trying to corrupt your theme park wishes, so I give you free bacon instead.

I wish I was famous.

[1692222] pro-metheus [None] :: Jan. 12, 2014, 7:03 p.m.

Wish granted, your famouse for being in prison your whole life.

I wish I could think of a wish but at the same time I wish I couldn't think of a wish

[1692243] mixmaster0072 [None] :: Jan. 12, 2014, 7:35 p.m.

Wish granted, but you create a time paradox and you cease to exist.

I wish I could teleport!

[1692307] mr teehee [None] :: Jan. 12, 2014, 9:17 p.m.

Wish granted but you can only teleport one inch away
I wish my wish is easily corruptible

[1692336] mixmaster0072 [None] :: Jan. 12, 2014, 10:13 p.m.

Wish granted. I have now changed your wish to "I wish I was dead" making it easily corruptible, and now you are dead.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

[1692462] Sarah1919 (AU1) [None] :: Jan. 13, 2014, 2:57 a.m.

Wish granted, but I'm not going to say what everyone says to this: 'but then you forget it!!!' < that's boring!!! Instead, I'm going to say this: it takes you your whole life to think of that wish and you die when you find it!

I wish I had more bacon!

[1692506] TitoUltimatum (US1) [US1] :: Jan. 13, 2014, 4:28 a.m.

wish granted but it was a live pig

[1692519] Sarah1919 (AU1) [None] :: Jan. 13, 2014, 4:49 a.m.

Since you didn't give a wish, you become that live pig and I cook you and turn you into bacon!!!
I wish I had more live pigs to turn into bacon!

[1692525] TitoUltimatum (US1) [US1] :: Jan. 13, 2014, 4:56 a.m.

wish granted but they were boats and mauled you.
i wish it was opposite day (paradox)

[1692754] mixmaster0072 [None] :: Jan. 13, 2014, 9:42 p.m.

wish granted, but since it is opposite day, you do the opposite of breathing, and you suffocate.

I wish I was taller.

[1692756] Sarah1919 (AU1) [None] :: Jan. 13, 2014, 9:45 p.m.

Wish granted you are so tall that you stand taller than earth, with your face is space and since you can't breath, you die!
I wish I could see all the stars without buildings blocking the way!!!

[1692914] mixmaster0072 [None] :: Jan. 14, 2014, 3:11 a.m.

Wish granted, but now you live in the city, and the smog from pollution makes it hard to see the stars anyway.

I wish I couldn't feel pain, AND I was invulnerable to taking any damage anyway!

[1692929] Sarah1919 (AU1) [None] :: Jan. 14, 2014, 4:02 a.m.

Wish granted, but then you turn back to your old self and die, witnessing all the pain you endured before in a single blow!
I wish somebody would post on here - ha ha! you can't de-grant this one!!!

[1692930] Sarah1919 (AU1) [None] :: Jan. 14, 2014, 4:02 a.m.

Wish granted, but then you turn back to your old self and die, witnessing all the pain you endured before in a single blow!
I wish somebody would post on here - ha ha! you can't de-grant this one!!!

[1693003] mixmaster0072 [None] :: Jan. 14, 2014, 1:05 p.m.

wish granted, but the person who posted on here was you (due to double post bug), and you feel lonely since your wish was granted, but you're still the only one here. *trollface*

I wish I could control time

[1693274] Sarah1919 (AU1) [None] :: Jan. 15, 2014, 9:18 a.m.

Wish granted, you can, but you don't know how to!
I wish my mum ended up making gummy bears a salad selection for the holiday menu...

[1693462] mixmaster0072 [None] :: Jan. 16, 2014, 1:08 a.m.

wish granted, but you get diabetes from eating too many gummy bears. You also got tennis elbow, but nobody knows why...

I wish I could control peoples dreams (as in when they're sleeping)!