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Topic: [75958] [Forum Game] Corrupt a wish

[1803743] Sirlancelot2020 [None] :: July 6, 2014, 3:59 a.m.

Wish granted,but it has half of the screen blacked out.
I wish for puns.

[1803769] renegade34 [None] :: July 6, 2014, 5:39 a.m.

Sirlancelot2020 wrote: »

Wish granted,but it has half of the screen blacked out.
I wish for puns.

Granted but the puns make you laugh so hard you breathe in a large moth and choke to death.
I wish I had an apple Mac Pro with fully upgraded specifications.

[1803824] Sirlancelot2020 [None] :: July 6, 2014, 7:53 a.m.

Wish granted,but you don't get a charger and it dies.
I wish for no more power rangers.

[1803907] HeroAzure (US1) [US1] :: July 6, 2014, 10:56 a.m.

Wish granted, but since you alone are responsible for the demise for the Power Rangers millions of kids and adults across the world send you hate mail for the rest of your life.

I wish I knew why we are all living on a floating star out in the middle of space.

[1804009] renegade34 [None] :: July 6, 2014, 1:11 p.m.

Granted but the knowledge is so powerful you to completely insane.
I wish I had a working mag lite with batteries.

[1804048] daxter91 [None] :: July 6, 2014, 3:23 p.m.

granted, but you lose it

i wish for my legs back

[1804062] renegade34 [None] :: July 6, 2014, 4:10 p.m.

Granted you now have no arms.
I wish for a stick of dynamite.

[1804068] HeroAzure (US1) [US1] :: July 6, 2014, 4:19 p.m.

LOL! You are so wrong!
Your wish is granted and you are now the proud owner of a stick of dynamite, but it is hidden from you and no one knows where it is except the Wish Master.

I wish I was a strong swimmer.

[1804070] renegade34 [None] :: July 6, 2014, 4:24 p.m.

Granted but you go swimming in the sea and get hit by a boat, knocked unconscious and drown.
I wish the Wish Master would tell me where my dynamite was.

[1804078] daxter91 [None] :: July 6, 2014, 4:42 p.m.

wish granted i have it
i wish to have all of my body parts fully intact

[1804094] Raymondmay11 (US1) [None] :: July 6, 2014, 5 p.m.

wish granted; they're all burned


I wish to go back in time

[1804095] daxter91 [None] :: July 6, 2014, 5:01 p.m.

wish granted, a dinosaur eats you

i wish to be in perfect health

[1804139] HeroAzure (US1) [US1] :: July 6, 2014, 6:54 p.m.

Wish granted but you are in a coma.

I wish I was able to manipulate time and space.

[1804144] nailtail [None] :: July 6, 2014, 7:16 p.m.

Granted when you turn time back you are in a high rise building and it disappears so you fall and die.
i wish for a colt .45acp

[1804160] Neamhain (US1) [None] :: July 6, 2014, 8:06 p.m.

Wish granted, but it doesn't shoot right.
I wish for a brand-new bike that's not girly.

[1804164] renegade34 [None] :: July 6, 2014, 8:12 p.m.

Granted it's made of paper.
I wish for a penny.

[1804197] HeroAzure (US1) [US1] :: July 6, 2014, 9:54 p.m.

Wish granted but as it turns out the penny is stolen and when you go to pull it out of your pocket to pay for something the owner identifies it as his and punches you in the face.

I wish I could find a portal to travel to another dimension!

[1804198] daxter91 [None] :: July 6, 2014, 9:55 p.m.

granted, but a nearby black hole tears you to shreds and sucks you into a eternity of darkness

i wish i was out of my coma

[1804204] renegade34 [None] :: July 6, 2014, 10:08 p.m.

Granted you are dead....but at least your out of your coma.I wish I had 8 pounds of gunpowder.

[1804206] Barnacleez (US1) [None] :: July 6, 2014, 10:13 p.m.

Wish granted but it explodes and you die.
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I wish for world peace.