Forum: empire-en

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Topic: [75958] [Forum Game] Corrupt a wish

[1495361] Sajeous Vand [None] :: Feb. 26, 2013, 4:17 a.m.

Wish granted, but you don't know how to use it.

I wish movies would have less annoying drama and corny humor.

[1495366] Discordia2 [None] :: Feb. 26, 2013, 4:20 a.m.

Wish granted, but they're all overly soppy chick flicks.

I wish this thread had a point.

[1495369] TigersBlood2 [None] :: Feb. 26, 2013, 4:21 a.m.

Wish granted, but now movies lack drama and humor completely.

I wish I had river of Mountain dew at my house.

[1495373] Sajeous Vand [None] :: Feb. 26, 2013, 4:23 a.m.

Wish granted, but then people dumped loads of tea in it.

I wish I had a basketball court in my house.

[1495379] Discordia2 [None] :: Feb. 26, 2013, 4:26 a.m.

Wish granted but then you have no room for anything else.

I wish I had the ability to read minds.

[1495383] Zub-Zub [None] :: Feb. 26, 2013, 4:30 a.m.

Wish granted, but then people fight over you because you are such an awesome pyschologist.
I wish I had a million dollars.

[1495388] Sajeous Vand [None] :: Feb. 26, 2013, 4:32 a.m.

Wish granted but you are corrupted by the power and forget the true meaning of life.

I wish I could dunk a basketball.

[1495394] Zub-Zub [None] :: Feb. 26, 2013, 4:36 a.m.

Wish granted, but then you are so freakishly tall that your heart can't pump blood to your extremities, and you die.
I wish I had superpowers.

[1495407] Sajeous Vand [None] :: Feb. 26, 2013, 4:42 a.m.

Wish granted, but they are lame and all you can do is change the color of icing on cake.

I wish unicorns were real.

[1495413] Discordia2 [None] :: Feb. 26, 2013, 4:45 a.m.

Wish granted, but then you're stabbed to death by a unicorn horn.

I wish I had some soup.

[1495415] Zub-Zub [None] :: Feb. 26, 2013, 4:46 a.m.

Wish granted, but they end up being violent and throw the world into anarchy by stabbing people with their horns.
I wish Artemis Fowl was a real person.

[1495416] Sajeous Vand [None] :: Feb. 26, 2013, 4:46 a.m.

Wish granted, but you find a rat in the soup.

I wish I had more rubies.

[1495418] TigersBlood2 [None] :: Feb. 26, 2013, 4:47 a.m.

Wish Granted, but they are man-eating and they spit poison on little puppies.

I wish I had a Genghis Grill in my house.

[1495423] Sajeous Vand [None] :: Feb. 26, 2013, 4:49 a.m.

I wish we wouldn't all post at the SAME TIME!!!!!

[1495452] Zub-Zub [None] :: Feb. 26, 2013, 5:01 a.m.

TigersBlood2 wrote: »

Wish Granted, but they are man-eating and they spit poison on little puppies.

I wish I had a Genghis Grill in my house.

Wish granted, but it sets fire to your house.

Sajeous Vand wrote: »

I wish we wouldn't all post at the SAME TIME!!!!!

Wish granted, but no one posts because no one wants to post at the same time as someone else.

I wish Artemis Fowl was a real person.

I think that takes care of everything.

[1495503] Discordia2 [None] :: Feb. 26, 2013, 5:23 a.m.

Sajeous Vand wrote: »

I wish we wouldn't all post at the SAME TIME!!!!!

Wow, that one worked. But not for long.

I wish for soup, still.

[1495506] Discordia2 [None] :: Feb. 26, 2013, 5:25 a.m.

Oh, and I don't know who Artemis Fowl is, so .....

[1495507] Sajeous Vand [None] :: Feb. 26, 2013, 5:25 a.m.

Wish granted, but you realize you hate soup.

I wish someone would give you your soup so we can move on to something else.

[1495508] Zub-Zub [None] :: Feb. 26, 2013, 5:26 a.m.

Wish granted, but it is the type of soup that you hate.
I wish I had cable TV.

[1495509] Discordia2 [None] :: Feb. 26, 2013, 5:26 a.m.

Have pity, I'm sick.