Forum: empire-en

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Topic: [75958] [Forum Game] Corrupt a wish

[1588250] Manatee (US1) [None] :: July 15, 2013, 1:33 a.m.

Wish granted, but the game is a slacker and refuses to work.

I wish my flippers made female manatees excited.

[1588318] The Rebel2 [None] :: July 15, 2013, 3:43 a.m.

lol wish granted but you start sweating and the small coming from your flippers makes the females run away in fear!

i wish Mrs Canabis would just shut up and except that i am right! ( which i usely am )

[1588403] Sirlancelot2020 [None] :: July 15, 2013, 7:09 a.m.

Wish granted but then a clone of her pops up and bugs you more
I wish I had a sword!

[1588406] Manatee (US1) [None] :: July 15, 2013, 7:10 a.m.

Wish granted, Mrs Canabis shuts up in awe of your brimming intelligence; however you were unknowingly seduced and addicted to her ceaseless jabbering, and the ensuing silence drives you insane. You're never right again in the future except in your own mind.

** EDIT ** sirlancelot beat me to the post. I'll leave mine up though since I like it

Wish granted Sirlancelot2020, but the sword materializes inside you, forcing you to walk funny (and oh so carefully!) for the rest of your life!

I wish I could learn to type my thoughts using fewer words.

[1588408] The Rebel2 [None] :: July 15, 2013, 7:12 a.m.

wish granted but the words are longer

i wish we wern't having keesh for dinner

[1588410] Sirlancelot2020 [None] :: July 15, 2013, 7:14 a.m.

Wish granted but instead you must eat raw duck
I wish I had a sword

[1588423] The Rebel2 [None] :: July 15, 2013, 7:21 a.m.

wish granted, but then it comes alive and tries to kill you!

i wish that i could think of a good wish to wish for

[1588424] sfarm [None] :: July 15, 2013, 7:23 a.m.

granted but it becomes the worst wish ever
i wish for more pizza!

[1588425] Sirlancelot2020 [None] :: July 15, 2013, 7:24 a.m.

But the pizza is spoiled and is no good!
I wish for an army of Billy's

[1588429] The Rebel2 [None] :: July 15, 2013, 7:26 a.m.

wish granted, but it gets burnt and never arives

i wish people would be more considerate and wouldn't be so mean. ( i got angry at peoples for what they siad on 1 of my threads coz they were just really for some weird reason grumpy and rude )

[1588667] Sirlancelot2020 [None] :: July 15, 2013, 5:13 p.m.

Wish granted but then you got banned for the reason of everybody liking you.
I wish I had minions and they would all be named BILLY!!!!

[1588925] The Rebel2 [None] :: July 16, 2013, 2:11 a.m.

wish granted but then you bossed them round so much that they decided to abandon you!

i wish dad would stop taking over the TV when i'm not finished watching it!

[1588940] Sirlancelot2020 [None] :: July 16, 2013, 2:59 a.m.

Wish granted...but then your mom takes it
I wish I had 30 pizzas!

[1589036] Manatee (US1) [None] :: July 16, 2013, 6:19 a.m.

Wish granted, but after that, the pizza gets you!

I wish I owned a micro brewery

[1589038] Sirlancelot2020 [None] :: July 16, 2013, 6:21 a.m.

I don't know what that is but whatever it is wish granted but then the Manatees are wiped out by a meteor
I wish for bacon!

[1589528] Barnacleez (US1) [None] :: July 16, 2013, 6:01 p.m.

Wish granted, but I kinda left it out it it sorta got moldy.
I wish for a gun like Shadow is holding in my picture.

[1589537] Sirlancelot2020 [None] :: July 16, 2013, 6:09 p.m.

Wish granted...but as soon as you shoot the gun it blows up in your face.
I wish I had a ninja sword

[1589839] The Rebel2 [None] :: July 17, 2013, 3:24 a.m.

wish granted but then as soon as you pick it up it falls to dust

i wish the sherbit mum just bought at K mart didn't taste like laundry powder! ( no its not acctuly suposed to be laundry powder but someone should tell the maker of this sherbit not to put laundry powder in there sherbit! )

[1589857] Sirlancelot2020 [None] :: July 17, 2013, 4:20 a.m.

Wish granted...but then it tastes like socks
I wish I had another ninja sword to replace the first 3

[1589970] Manatee (US1) [None] :: July 17, 2013, 9:35 a.m.

wish granted, but your sword is a wobbly sword that goes limp in your hand.

I wish GGE didn't have any bugs