Forum: empire-en
Board: [587] Alliance introductions & searches
Topic: [116734] Hanz N Friends (Asia1)
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tannerm.2 [None]
:: Feb. 16, 2015, 5:55 a.m.
Hanz N Friends recruiting now
Requirements:
1) Must acknowledge that Hanz is the creator and giver of all life
2) Must consent to daily nipple rubs
3) Must not talk about fight club
Requirements:
1) Must acknowledge that Hanz is the creator and giver of all life
2) Must consent to daily nipple rubs
3) Must not talk about fight club
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TannerM. (US1) [US1]
:: Feb. 16, 2015, 5:57 a.m.
Or talk about fight club and denounce Hanz in the name of the almighty Tanner, your choice people, but do join.
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Cyclone14 (INT1) [INT1]
:: Feb. 16, 2015, 7:51 a.m.
*Ahem*
Is this a cult?
Is this a cult?
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millwall97 (GB1) [GB1]
:: Feb. 16, 2015, 1:22 p.m.
Yes, they take all your money and children and make you worship them, interesting how so many people fall for it lol*Ahem*
Is this a cult?
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Raymondmay11 (US1) [None]
:: Feb. 16, 2015, 3:25 p.m.
CULTISTS!!!!!!!!!!! CRUSH THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!........... After I defeat the Dragon Cultists in the Fire Peaks first.
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TannerM. (US1) [US1]
:: Feb. 16, 2015, 9:43 p.m.
millwall97 wrote: »Yes, they take all your money and children and make you worship them, interesting how so many people fall for it lol
Spreading false information, smh. I only want your first born son and undying loyalty. Maybe 3/4 of your life savings as well but I can be negotiated down to half.
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Molson Beer (US1) [US1]
:: Feb. 17, 2015, 12:15 a.m.
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Emperor Dolce [None]
:: Feb. 17, 2015, 4:56 a.m.
Where do i sign?
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Tree Hugger2 [None]
:: Feb. 17, 2015, 5:39 a.m.
Emperor Dolce wrote: »Where do i sign?
pls show us pics of hanz's spirit animal tatood on your left nut....
if you have to ask what his spirit animal is, sadly there is no hope for you in Hanz n friends
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InsaneDuckling (GB1) [None]
:: Feb. 17, 2015, 10:33 a.m.
Tree Hugger2 wrote: »pls show us pics of hanz's spirit animal tatood on your left nut....
This reminds me of Edward Scissorhands for some weird reason . . .
Does we needz a World Wide Web vershen won four diss?
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Molson Beer (US1) [US1]
:: Feb. 17, 2015, 8:52 p.m.
All members wishing to join must message the leader with your height and weight, dietary preferences, and an image of my spirit animal tattooed on one's left nut. If you lack a left nut, find one.
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Raymondmay11 (US1) [None]
:: Feb. 17, 2015, 9:08 p.m.
All members wishing to join must message the leader with your height and weight, dietary preferences, and an image of my spirit animal tattooed on one's left nut. If you lack a left nut, find one.
...............................c....cultist!
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TannerM. (US1) [US1]
:: Feb. 17, 2015, 9:12 p.m.
Raymondmay11 wrote: »...............................c....cultist!
Do you wish to be sacrificed in the name of Tanner or Hanz? We're not monsters, we'll let you pick who you die for.
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Raymondmay11 (US1) [None]
:: Feb. 17, 2015, 9:13 p.m.
Do you wish to be sacrificed in the name of Tanner or Hanz? We're not monsters, we'll let you pick who you die for.
How about I sacrifice you first?!
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TannerM. (US1) [US1]
:: Feb. 17, 2015, 9:26 p.m.
Raymondmay11 wrote: »How about I sacrifice you first?!
You're welcome to try good sir.
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Raymondmay11 (US1) [None]
:: Feb. 17, 2015, 9:29 p.m.
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Molson Beer (US1) [US1]
:: Feb. 17, 2015, 9:30 p.m.
Raymond, not every thread is meant for roleplaying. Either make your sacrifice to Hanz or leave this temple.
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Raymondmay11 (US1) [None]
:: Feb. 17, 2015, 9:34 p.m.
Raymond, not every thread is meant for roleplaying. Either make your sacrifice to Hanz or leave this temple.
*sacrifices Tanner to Hanz*
Happy now?
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Unknown
:: Feb. 17, 2015, 9:35 p.m.
*Sacrifices left nut to Hanz*
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TannerM. (US1) [US1]
:: Feb. 17, 2015, 9:36 p.m.
Raymondmay11 wrote: »*sacrifices Tanner to Hanz*
Happy now?
These were not options, may Hanz have mercy on your soul