Forum: empire-en

Board: [587] Alliance introductions & searches

Topic: [119367] TheScintillant

[-119367] azelfian [None] :: May 31, 2015, 1:02 p.m.

You know it's been a good day, when you have looted 150k coins off of barbarians at lvl 50.
Our alliance is currently seeking:
~ACTIVE LOOTERS, AS IN NPC CASTLE FARMERS OF ANY LVL~
Contact azelfian with any of your concerns. He is on most of the day but if you SOMEHOW catch him when he is off, contact TJWILLWIN or Dark Commander for recruitment.


"It's a normal day here when we loot 30k coins. 150k is a good day. A bad day is anything less"


Currently taking in players of ANY LEVEL. RUBY BUYER NOT REQUIRED. Must be active minimum once a day unless you let us know otherwise! Your location on the map does NOT matter. Moving is not required, we tend to be pretty peaceful unless provoked!
RV AND OP THEFT PROHIBITED UNLESS AT WAR! Take one of ours and lose ALL of yours!


Pacts: LOF Foundation 1st United Glory Black Claw BRAVE KINGS
VSK:CirofTruth
NAA: the good guys Honor of Faith Agony Damage Inc. Thunder Knights

[1987939] azelfian [None] :: May 31, 2015, 1:08 p.m.

Just a taste of what our looting numbers look like:

http://prntscr.com/7bgtoh

http://prntscr.com/7bgtxp

Our alliance is willing to teach players how to start bringing in more and more loot weekly.

[1988041] Seeker Returns (US1) [US1] :: May 31, 2015, 3:19 p.m.

azelfian wrote: »

Just a taste of what our looting numbers look like:

http://prntscr.com/7bgtoh

http://prntscr.com/7bgtxp

Our alliance is willing to teach players how to start bringing in more and more loot weekly.

You lost more than half your troops on a Prince... don't teach people the wrong way!

[1988154] azelfian [None] :: May 31, 2015, 7:44 p.m.

Seeker Returns wrote: »

You lost more than half your troops on a Prince... don't teach people the wrong way!

LOL. With how much I made those troops paid for themselves, and that was only a waste attack. I had 300 vets at my icey and needed to get rid of 100. I hit 3 more of those after that.

[1988212] Tree Hugger2 [None] :: May 31, 2015, 9:39 p.m.

man... ive been recruiting all weong.... i shouldve been sending people pics of me hitting npcs

[1988213] TannerM. (US1) [US1] :: May 31, 2015, 9:42 p.m.

Please teach me how to loot, I am confused about the part where you attack an NPC. I need better explanation please.

[1988215] azelfian [None] :: May 31, 2015, 9:48 p.m.

TannerM. wrote: »

Please teach me how to loot, I am confused about the part where you attack an NPC. I need better explanation please.

So Cpt. Douche and his crew decided to show up eh? LOL. You guys try soooo hard to achieve so little. . Get a life and leave the small guys alone? Or are you just that sad? Get off your butt and go do something, or better yet, quit being a prick when you ARE on your ass.

Yet you wonder why half the forum hates you XD. Why am I not surprised that you showed up here of all places? You're a hound. Kind of like your gif signature eh? Someone tags you and you are alllll bark and no bite. Even when we are right there for you you still cant even touch us when people f--- with you.

Good old tanner, finding new ways every day to ruin a thread . Dont quit your day job buddy, TS Isnt going to change anything on this thread to better accommodate your needs. Since you dont need to be taught how to fight npc with lower losses than normal, how about we teach you how to get a job? XD

I believe you call that a, how you say, roast? Burn maybe? Get off my thread .

[1988218] TannerM. (US1) [US1] :: May 31, 2015, 9:54 p.m.

azelfian wrote: »

So Cpt. Douche and his crew decided to show up eh? LOL. You guys try soooo hard to achieve so little. . Get a life and leave the small guys alone? Or are you just that sad? Get off your butt and go do something, or better yet, quit being a prick when you ARE on your ass.

Yet you wonder why half the forum hates you XD. Why am I not surprised that you showed up here of all places? You're a hound. Kind of like your gif signature eh? Someone tags you and you are alllll bark and no bite. Even when we are right there for you you still cant even touch us when people f--- with you.

Good old tanner, finding new ways every day to ruin a thread . Dont quit your day job buddy, TS Isnt going to change anything on this thread to better accommodate your needs. Since you dont need to be taught how to fight npc with lower losses than normal, how about we teach you how to get a job? XD

I believe you call that a, how you say, roast? Burn maybe? Get off my thread .

Someone confirm, I think he's med.

Winter's over, no need to be so salty

[1988220] Tree Hugger2 [None] :: May 31, 2015, 9:55 p.m.

azelfian wrote: »

So Cpt. Douche and his crew decided to show up eh? LOL. You guys try soooo hard to achieve so little. . Get a life and leave the small guys alone? Or are you just that sad? Get off your butt and go do something, or better yet, quit being a prick when you ARE on your ass.

Yet you wonder why half the forum hates you XD. Why am I not surprised that you showed up here of all places? You're a hound. Kind of like your gif signature eh? Someone tags you and you are alllll bark and no bite. Even when we are right there for you you still cant even touch us when people f--- with you.

Good old tanner, finding new ways every day to ruin a thread . Dont quit your day job buddy, TS Isnt going to change anything on this thread to better accommodate your needs. Since you dont need to be taught how to fight npc with lower losses than normal, how about we teach you how to get a job? XD

I believe you call that a, how you say, roast? Burn maybe? Get off my thread .

and that my friends, is what it looks like to be extremely rustled

[1988221] azelfian [None] :: May 31, 2015, 9:58 p.m.

TannerM. wrote: »

Someone confirm, I think he's med.

Winter's over, no need to be so salty

Yes my jimmies are rustled harder than your mother's panties.

Being serious tho what brings you here? You must not understand that my entire post was meant to start a roasting session. We both burn each other 3rd degree style on the forum until one of us dies from laughter? Come on tanner, come at me. I want to see your linguistic skills. Bruh.

[1988223] Tree Hugger2 [None] :: May 31, 2015, 10:02 p.m.

azelfian wrote: »

Yes my jimmies are rustled harder than your mother's panties.

Being serious tho what brings you here? You must not understand that my entire post was meant to start a roasting session. We both burn each other 3rd degree style on the forum until one of us dies from laughter? Come on tanner, come at me. I want to see your linguistic skills. Bruh.

i beleive the issue lies in the facts that none of your " roasts" were clever nor funny.

you claiming you they were is like serry saying he understands jokes


its just lying. :]

[1988224] azelfian [None] :: May 31, 2015, 10:04 p.m.

Tree Hugger2 wrote: »

i beleive the issue lies in the facts that none of your " roasts" were clever nor funny.

you claiming you they were is like serry saying he understands jokes


its just lying. :]

Comedy is in the eye of the beholder. However I dont understand how a tree can see at all? Much less a little boy with his face probably glued to one begging for help. Git gud.

[1988225] Tree Hugger2 [None] :: May 31, 2015, 10:06 p.m.

azelfian wrote: »

Comedy is in the eye of the beholder. However I dont understand how a tree can see at all? Much less a little boy with his face probably glued to one begging for help. Git gud.

reading skills/10


tree hugger

not tree



dont worry, just keep trying and youll have conquered the 2nd grade soon enough!!

[1988226] TannerM. (US1) [US1] :: May 31, 2015, 10:07 p.m.

azelfian wrote: »

Yes my jimmies are rustled harder than your mother's panties.

Being serious tho what brings you here? You must not understand that my entire post was meant to start a roasting session. We both burn each other 3rd degree style on the forum until one of us dies from laughter? Come on tanner, come at me. I want to see your linguistic skills. Bruh.

Well, to give you the full truth, I typically don't act like an asshole when I'm expecting to come into an argument. As I see you've taken the initiative on this one, I will let things be. If I had a legitimate reason to argue with you, I would've started with some insults to begin the first one. Gave me my laugh for the day though, so points there. Rather have someone talk shit to my face than read implied insults on unrelated threads (shout out to Graycat).

Good luck with your alliance. A tip for a recruitment thread though, I would say to make it more personal. Noticed part of it came right from your description. Also got a message from one of your members, happens to be an old friend of mine who quit some time ago. Say hey to dark commander for me.

[1988227] millwall97 (GB1) [GB1] :: May 31, 2015, 10:11 p.m.

The blind have started leading the blind I see

[1988228] azelfian [None] :: May 31, 2015, 10:11 p.m.

TannerM. wrote: »

Well, to give you the full truth, I typically don't act like an asshole when I'm expecting to come into an argument. As I see you've taken the initiative on this one, I will let things be. If I had a legitimate reason to argue with you, I would've started with some insults to begin the first one. Gave me my laugh for the day though, so points there. Rather have someone talk shit to my face than read implied insults on unrelated threads (shout out to Graycat).

Good luck with your alliance. A tip for a recruitment thread though, I would say to make it more personal. Noticed part of it came right from your description. Also got a message from one of your members, happens to be an old friend of mine who quit some time ago. Say hey to dark commander for me.

Yeah dark said you were an old friend. I like HIVE so I tried not to be tooooo insulting xD. Didn't realize you weren't trying to be an ass. My apologies for that quick reaction. Almost got whiplash from making those replies so fast LOL. I just see you making fun of Inferno so often I figured you are purposefully darude sandstorm on these forums. But hey im having a good time? Lol.

As for tree, why don't you finish reading the post next time before commenting? I made a reply for all 3 of your "aspects".

[1988233] TannerM. (US1) [US1] :: May 31, 2015, 10:15 p.m.

azelfian wrote: »

Yeah dark said you were an old friend. I like HIVE so I tried not to be tooooo insulting xD. Didn't realize you weren't trying to be an ass. My apologies for that quick reaction. Almost got whiplash from making those replies so fast LOL. I just see you making fun of Inferno so often I figured you are purposefully darude sandstorm on these forums. But hey im having a good time? Lol.

As for tree, why don't you finish reading the post next time before commenting? I made a reply for all 3 of your "aspects".

Don't be mistaken, intended to be an asshole comment, by all means. However, I didn't expect that response. Typically, when making an asshole comment, that is about the best response one can hope for. Not the usual response that is actually given, but as the posts being evident, sometimes I get a bite.

Inferno and I are friends. When he was in HIVE, I used to pick on him extra hard because he would get real upset over it. He's mellowed out ever since he caught onto the fact that I try to make him angry.

[1988234] azelfian [None] :: May 31, 2015, 10:19 p.m.

TannerM. wrote: »

Don't be mistaken, intended to be an asshole comment, by all means. However, I didn't expect that response. Typically, when making an asshole comment, that is about the best response one can hope for. Not the usual response that is actually given, but as the posts being evident, sometimes I get a bite.

Inferno and I are friends. When he was in HIVE, I used to pick on him extra hard because he would get real upset over it. He's mellowed out ever since he caught onto the fact that I try to make him angry.

Then I completely misunderstood you. I thought you just followed him around picking on him to be a douche. If he's ok with it, then its his business lol. Glad to see that's cleared up.

Still doesn't explain why tree hugger is slow.

[1988236] Tree Hugger2 [None] :: May 31, 2015, 10:24 p.m.

hey no need to bring my extra chromosome into this.... not cool man :,(

[1988238] TannerM. (US1) [US1] :: May 31, 2015, 10:25 p.m.

azelfian wrote: »

Then I completely misunderstood you. I thought you just followed him around picking on him to be a douche. If he's ok with it, then its his business lol. Glad to see that's cleared up.

Still doesn't explain why tree hugger is slow.

That is exactly why I do it. I know, deep down, even if he won't admit it, he still gets upset when I make fun of him. I just need to wait for him to have a bad day before he blows up on me. It's funny to make Inferno mad.