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Forum: empire-en
Board: [587] Alliance introductions & searches
Topic: [121496] Ep1cn3ss now rectuiting on en1

[-121496] rkking [None] :: Aug. 26, 2015, 12:18 p.m.
EPICNESS Now recruiting on EN1 Server! Join the top honour ranked alliance today!

The leader is a server outcast and is due to delete his account but he's also a great person who we all love very much! In fact we worship him like an idol!

We are at war with The Square Tables and The Mayonnaise Guard but we also have lots and lots of chocolate.

We have no maxed out bonuses and nothing in the alliance funds except a mouldy pair of pants stolen from Lady Marmalade way back when. Does anyone else think back on Jamlady with fond memories???

We do have legal assistance for those of you injured in the course of your GGE gameplay, this is provided by an ex member who was kidnapped in the UAE but has since returned with a slightly deranged look about him.

We have a NO SOMALIAN pirates policy whereby all offenders will be asked politely to leave or face being custarded to death!

EP1CN3SS needs you!!

BE EPIC AND JOIN TODAY, you must be a massive ruby whale to apply with a minimum ruby spend of 1million per month! If you dont buy rubies and want to moan about us ruby whales please send me your game name so we can attack you till you quit!!

oooooorrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaa

[2036731] Rajan37 (IN1) [None] :: Aug. 26, 2015, 12:24 p.m.
rkking wrote: »
EPICNESS Now recruiting on EN1 Server! Join the top honour ranked alliance today!

The leader is a server outcast and is due to delete his account but he's also a great person who we all love very much! In fact we worship him like an idol!

We are at war with The Square Tables and The Mayonnaise Guard but we also have lots and lots of chocolate.

We have no maxed out bonuses and nothing in the alliance funds except a mouldy pair of pants stolen from Lady Marmalade way back when. Does anyone else think back on Jamlady with fond memories???

We do have legal assistance for those of you injured in the course of your GGE gameplay, this is provided by an ex member who was kidnapped in the UAE but has since returned with a slightly deranged look about him.

We have a NO SOMALIAN pirates policy whereby all offenders will be asked politely to leave or face being custarded to death!

EP1CN3SS needs you!!

BE EPIC AND JOIN TODAY, you must be a massive ruby whale to apply with a minimum ruby spend of 1million per month! If you dont buy rubies and want to moan about us ruby whales please send me your game name so we can attack you till you quit!!

oooooorrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaa
Good description.

[2036921] deepfriedcat (GB1) [None] :: Aug. 26, 2015, 11:40 p.m.
Wahoo EPICNESS back in number 1 spot, as it should be

:thumbup: