Forum: empire-en
Board: [589] Strategy & Tactics Discussion
Topic: [343307] USA Server: What NOT to do.
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Mushroom :3 (US1) [None]
:: Nov. 8, 2017, 1:15 a.m.
Hi hoes, my name is [insert derogatory name], I'm here to tell you what not to do on the USA server. ik ik, all the haters cringing. Daddy always wins in bed though, and I'm usually bottom lmao.
Ok now for the list:
1.) When they say "OP hits allowed" they mean "OP hits are allowed, but we will get you kicked out of your alliance, attack all your castles and capture your OPs."
2.) When a ruby-whale starts a alliance, that is a immediate sign NOT to join, most likely because billdo will be there trying to recruit them.
3.) Don't do politics, apparently they think America is like top-notch, whateva.
4.) When the new server of war starts, join it, it will be free entertainment. The one that is going on right now though is more like a novella where the characters die and they keep saying "We faked our death" blah blah blah. So it's like dull and boring.
5.) The American Server is complicated, you can't war people for longer then a week or other alliances will get involved. (This is what I heard so this one is a maybe, although I have seen stuff like this happen)
Thank you for joining me in this post where you felt suicidal for X amount of minutes depending on your reading compatibility.
AU and Asia coming next!
Ok now for the list:
1.) When they say "OP hits allowed" they mean "OP hits are allowed, but we will get you kicked out of your alliance, attack all your castles and capture your OPs."
2.) When a ruby-whale starts a alliance, that is a immediate sign NOT to join, most likely because billdo will be there trying to recruit them.
3.) Don't do politics, apparently they think America is like top-notch, whateva.
4.) When the new server of war starts, join it, it will be free entertainment. The one that is going on right now though is more like a novella where the characters die and they keep saying "We faked our death" blah blah blah. So it's like dull and boring.
5.) The American Server is complicated, you can't war people for longer then a week or other alliances will get involved. (This is what I heard so this one is a maybe, although I have seen stuff like this happen)
Thank you for joining me in this post where you felt suicidal for X amount of minutes depending on your reading compatibility.
AU and Asia coming next!
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Kvass (US1) [RU1]
:: Nov. 8, 2017, 1:33 a.m.
stop trying to be relevant
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Mushroom :3 (US1) [None]
:: Nov. 8, 2017, 1:41 a.m.
Kvass (US1) said:stop trying to be relevant
Omg this was a actual list though. Its 100% accurate, tell me I'm wrong.
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Kvass (US1) [RU1]
:: Nov. 8, 2017, 1:53 a.m.
what not to do on usa1 if you want to actually play the game normally
1. dont make an account named onion god
2. dont make an account named diaper boy
3. dont make an account named mushroom : 3
4. dont make an account named teddy ben
5. dont do anything that the maker of these accounts always does
i fixed it for you
1. dont make an account named onion god
2. dont make an account named diaper boy
3. dont make an account named mushroom : 3
4. dont make an account named teddy ben
5. dont do anything that the maker of these accounts always does
i fixed it for you
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Mushroom :3 (US1) [None]
:: Nov. 8, 2017, 2:18 a.m.
Kvass (US1) said:what not to do on usa1 if you want to actually play the game normally
1. dont make an account named onion god
2. dont make an account named diaper boy
3. dont make an account named mushroom : 3
4. dont make an account named teddy ben
5. dont do anything that the maker of these accounts always does
i fixed it for you
Those are true too tbh.
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Friedrich IV (US1) [None]
:: Nov. 8, 2017, 2:44 a.m.
OnionGod (AU1) said:
2.) When a ruby-whale starts a alliance, that is a immediate sign NOT to join, most likely because billdo will be there trying to recruit them.
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K1LLER (US1) [US1]
:: Nov. 8, 2017, 3:15 a.m.
He missed don't be a kvASS either but ya know, he wouldn't know.OnionGod (AU1) said:Kvass (US1) said:what not to do on usa1 if you want to actually play the game normally
1. dont make an account named onion god
2. dont make an account named diaper boy
3. dont make an account named mushroom : 3
4. dont make an account named teddy ben
5. dont do anything that the maker of these accounts always does
i fixed it for you
Those are true too tbh.
Ignorance is bliss.
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JYT (US1) [US1]
:: Nov. 8, 2017, 12:08 p.m.
Fixed it for youBM_Friedrich said:OnionGod (AU1) said:
2.) When a ruby-whale starts a alliance, that is a immediate sign NOT to join, most likely because billdo will be there trying to recruit them.
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Also on US almost everyone is afraid of warring other people because they scared of fires at their castle, or don't like the cost of tools. (Although tools are an issue across the board, unless you're a multiaccounter with an acc based from "Ukraine") (Which I'm not)
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I'll do asia:
Don't join. Its dead.
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Kvass (US1) [RU1]
:: Nov. 8, 2017, 12:40 p.m.
aw did kvass hurt your little, delicate, precious, sensitive feelings and are you having a problem getting over it?grey foxhound (US1) said:He missed don't be a kvASS either but ya know, he wouldn't know.OnionGod (AU1) said:Kvass (US1) said:what not to do on usa1 if you want to actually play the game normally
1. dont make an account named onion god
2. dont make an account named diaper boy
3. dont make an account named mushroom : 3
4. dont make an account named teddy ben
5. dont do anything that the maker of these accounts always does
i fixed it for you
Those are true too tbh.
Ignorance is bliss.
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Mushroom :3 (US1) [None]
:: Nov. 8, 2017, 4:57 p.m.
kvass is Russian, never trust a Russian. they hack and chit.
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Kvass (US1) [RU1]
:: Nov. 8, 2017, 6:22 p.m.
@BM_Friedrich can you pls change name of thread to butthurt kids bash kvass thread
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Mushroom :3 (US1) [None]
:: Nov. 8, 2017, 7:06 p.m.
Just ask me sweetheart but you gotta use the word daddy in it.
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benja084 (ES1) [ES1]
:: Nov. 8, 2017, 7:35 p.m.
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Dustin-LinkD (DE1) [None]
:: Nov. 8, 2017, 7:37 p.m.
I hope you mean that as a joke because thats extremly racist to say that you should never trust a russian.OnionGod (AU1) said:kvass is Russian, never trust a Russian. they hack and chit.
Either way, i like doing some jokes at people to a certain degree were i myself think that the conversation reached the point were its getting annoying for both sides. Dont make discussions like these if you know you get flagged for it.
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Mushroom :3 (US1) [None]
:: Nov. 8, 2017, 8:43 p.m.
Dustin-LinkD (DE1) said:I hope you mean that as a joke because thats extremly racist to say that you should never trust a russian.OnionGod (AU1) said:kvass is Russian, never trust a Russian. they hack and chit.
Either way, i like doing some jokes at people to a certain degree were i myself think that the conversation reached the point were its getting annoying for both sides. Dont make discussions like these if you know you get flagged for it.
