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[-82770] Whale Gutz [None] :: Jan. 5, 2013, 8:11 a.m.

Many moons ago, I was a fat boy. Many moons later, I'm still a fat boy. I like to eat donuts and cookies and potatoes and pork fried rice. I don't have any friends. I don't have a job. I don't have a house. I don't have a girlfriend. I was very sad. I had a stroke and seizure from eating a diet of potato chips, sodas, chocolates, and bubble gum and candy and dunkaroos and oreos and cookies and McDonald's. I weighed 400lbs. This affected my brain and my manhood. It makes me type at a 5th grade level. I lived a very sad life. I was only happy playing pokemon and watching cartoons and playing rpg games. I feel like a real man in front of my computer. Salvation Alliance and Brothers of War and Legion of Doom2 can relate to me. Because we are the same.
One day, I had a heart attack and I finally decided I can't continue like this anymore. I signed up for a gym and I would do bi-cep curls everyday. 3 months later, nothing's changed. I was still a fat, depressed man. I cry myself to sleep constantly. But one day, I met someone. He was glowing like a God. He approached me and said he's seen me here for 3 months but see no signs of any gains. I was shocked. How could someone I've never met before say something so harsh to me. He asked me if I wanted to continue being a sadkent or follow him on the road to Olympus. I bursted into tears and told him I wanted to be among the Gods. He looked at me and said shhh no tears. His name was Squidbrah, and he showed me how to obtain the body of the gods. He taught me the Bible of the Misc and how a man named Zyzz brought health and fitness around the world. The Misc has saved my life.
If you were touched by what i said, sabotage Frog King
If not, do it anyways, not for me, just the lulz
"May Aesthetics Be With You"

[1457226] av8882 [None] :: Jan. 5, 2013, 8:21 a.m.

nice story

[1457671] Unknown :: Jan. 6, 2013, 1:50 a.m.

[1457673] DefaultGuy (US1) [None] :: Jan. 6, 2013, 1:51 a.m.

Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells.

[1457674] Patriots25 [None] :: Jan. 6, 2013, 1:51 a.m.

I dont wash my hands after i leave the bathroom

i wear people skins btw

[1457678] swag like ohio3 [None] :: Jan. 6, 2013, 1:54 a.m.

WOW. That changes my opinion on the Misc completely...

[1457681] anguspepperer (US1) [None] :: Jan. 6, 2013, 1:56 a.m.

This story really touched me in a special place.

(No Homo)

[1457683] Patriots25 [None] :: Jan. 6, 2013, 1:59 a.m.

swag like ohio3 wrote: »

WOW. That changes my opinion on the Misc completely...

I'll start with you first lil boy

[1457756] Unknown :: Jan. 6, 2013, 3:24 a.m.

I cry evertyteim I hear that story, Whale Gutz.

I will send a sabotage to Frog King just for you.

[1457763] Whale Gutz [None] :: Jan. 6, 2013, 3:32 a.m.

Thanks guys. I appreciate all the support. I now have more motivation for my lifting goals of 2013.

[1457783] SPARTA23 [None] :: Jan. 6, 2013, 4:02 a.m.

To tell the truth not many ask themselves,"Do I even lift" and do something about it.I predict he would be a good MISCer.

[1458501] Whale Gutz [None] :: Jan. 7, 2013, 3:25 a.m.

update http://en.board.goodgamestudios.com/empire/showthread.php?46680-Stop-insulting-misc&p=483199&viewfull=1#post483199
post #145

[1458546] pugsley2 [None] :: Jan. 7, 2013, 5:02 a.m.

nice one fatboy

[1458990] JJ5542 [None] :: Jan. 8, 2013, 12:15 a.m.

I have no idea what happened? How did he meet THE MSIC or what msic bible? I am so confused....

JJ