Forum: empire-en

Board: [817] War Updates

Topic: [343939] Australia RVs

[4875043] Friedrich IV (US1) [None] :: Dec. 6, 2017, 4:44 a.m.

Herveus (AU1) said:

BM_Friedrich said:

Herveus (AU1) said:

OxO (AU1) said:

firestate (AU1) said:

Michelle Lynne (US1) said:

hmmmmmm . . . . . . the start of this thread is rather interesting considering . . . . chems started with the rv's not seps. but what do i know  . . . 

exactly

That's an interesting offline defence

 Michelle Lynne (US1) said:

hmmmmmm . . . . . . the start of this thread is rather interesting considering . . . . chems started with the rv's not seps. but what do i know  . . . 

The UK extraordinaires decided to take RV's whenever they felt the need. I.e. when turd's caps got knocked he took rvs in BS. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

that dude must be the apprentice of stargate lmfao

10/10 keeps people from sniping

0/10 gets destroyed by real attacks

Idk yo he had that defense when he went offline , had 4k d in there + firecast without melee or ranged or cry and my 96% cry 90% ranged honor comm wiped the floor with him using only maceman and corssbowman

well yeah with a firecast you're just screwed

if it was a real cast tho..

all 3 flanks is better for warding off snipes because then you kinda have to send shields with, slows the hit down

but if you forget to change back when you get off you gon get D O M I N A T E D son

[4875045] perryl (US1) [US1] :: Dec. 6, 2017, 5:09 a.m.

Time to step it up. 

Now we can guarantee 3x more RVs will be available for the taking! 

If you happen to see me holding an RV? Take it!. It's free for the taking. Likely with 1 troop, but definitely not well defended, 

Keep an eye out for undefended RVs. Many, many, many more to come. 

[4875447] xXKingAlexXx (AU1) [None] :: Dec. 7, 2017, 4:45 a.m.

What alliances are officially part of what looks to be the Australian server war? 

[4875515] perryl (US1) [US1] :: Dec. 7, 2017, noon

xXKingAlexXx (AU1) said:

What alliances are officially part of what looks to be the Australian server war? 

Alchemists vs Seperatists, Storm Cloaks, Overlords, Immortal Honor, and Dark and Deadly. 

[4876454] TannerM. (US1) [US1] :: Dec. 9, 2017, 4:32 a.m.

AH1 (AU1) said:

Perryl (AU1) said:

AH1 (AU1) said:

Perryl (AU1) said:

AH1 (AU1) said:

Perryl (AU1) said:

Dude, my name is Perryl. Not Pete. Check me out. 

Perry Latour homie. 

Perryl on Twitter. I like cognac and fine food. Check my tweets. 

Yeah the name sounds familiar, I think the last time I saw it you were running away from HIVE as fast as possible once Neph declared during one the older US server wars lol.

Guess you're too stupid to know this, but you should check with actual HIVE members to know that I was not a member of HIVE when KoN declared. 

Something only actual HIVE members would know. 

Stop pretending you are something you're not. 

I live with an "actual HIVE member" (whatever that means) so that shouldn't be too difficult.

Guess you left even earlier lol.

I didn't even start playing the game until after HIVE crumbled under the pressure. Not sure who you're living with, but if they were with HIVE in it's prime then they should know I wasn't. 

Tanner recruited me. Just FYI. You can even see when if you try.

One thing I don't do is lie. 

If you don't know who I live with from HIVE, then you don't know anything about me (and therefore makes it kinda difficult to label me a pretender). That's fairly common knowledge among "actual HIVE members." Maybe you should ask them?

Can confirm though was not in HIVE and did not play the server war referenced earlier. Definitely pretending. Did not hold one of the KTs during said war. Was not involved.

Would also love to hear about the "prime of HIVE" from someone that supposedly wasn't even playing during it. When exactly was that?

Have fun with your maceman, you must be really really bored.

A little late to this one but you're either lying or your friend from HIVE is.  HIVE in it's prime was when HIVE had tons of subs and was ranked number 1 on the USA1 server.  They entered a server war, lost, and were for the most part dismantled.  I joined them post - collapse when we rebuilt up into top 20.  Perry mailed me to join while I was there, and I brought him in.  Neither of us were in HIVE when they were at this peak strength, as Perry said, we joined them after they fell.  

You're either too stupid to check your facts, or you're a pretender.  There isn't really a middle ground here.  If you or your buddy were involved in that war, you would know Perry wasn't there for it.  If all you're gonna say is, "Yea, well you don't know me or my friend", this speaks for itself as you making up stories because you make it impossible to fact check you with BS lines like that.  

As per knowing about the "prime of HIVE", most people in the USA1 server still know what HIVE was as they were a dominant alliance for a fair amount of time.  Also doesn't hurt that there were still players from that time like cappyjeff and famousgold still in HIVE when both Perry and I had joined them.  Easy to ask people what things were like when HIVE was ranked number 1, you didn't have to be there to know it happened.  

[4876455] shanky (AU1) [None] :: Dec. 9, 2017, 4:38 a.m.

well since this has been bumped....ive taken well over 250rvs in the past few days, theyve been taken back a lot cause I cant find people to pass them on too.....if you want rv MESSAGE ME, unless your at war with us its almost certain ill let you take as many as you want

[4876470] shanky (AU1) [None] :: Dec. 9, 2017, 6:22 a.m.

guys free rvs....around my castle, cap as you please

[4876472] AH1 (AU1) [None] :: Dec. 9, 2017, 6:24 a.m.

TannerM. (US1) said:

AH1 (AU1) said:

Perryl (AU1) said:

AH1 (AU1) said:

Perryl (AU1) said:

AH1 (AU1) said:

Perryl (AU1) said:

Dude, my name is Perryl. Not Pete. Check me out. 

Perry Latour homie. 

Perryl on Twitter. I like cognac and fine food. Check my tweets. 

Yeah the name sounds familiar, I think the last time I saw it you were running away from HIVE as fast as possible once Neph declared during one the older US server wars lol.

Guess you're too stupid to know this, but you should check with actual HIVE members to know that I was not a member of HIVE when KoN declared. 

Something only actual HIVE members would know. 

Stop pretending you are something you're not. 

I live with an "actual HIVE member" (whatever that means) so that shouldn't be too difficult.

Guess you left even earlier lol.

I didn't even start playing the game until after HIVE crumbled under the pressure. Not sure who you're living with, but if they were with HIVE in it's prime then they should know I wasn't. 

Tanner recruited me. Just FYI. You can even see when if you try.

One thing I don't do is lie. 

If you don't know who I live with from HIVE, then you don't know anything about me (and therefore makes it kinda difficult to label me a pretender). That's fairly common knowledge among "actual HIVE members." Maybe you should ask them?

Can confirm though was not in HIVE and did not play the server war referenced earlier. Definitely pretending. Did not hold one of the KTs during said war. Was not involved.

Would also love to hear about the "prime of HIVE" from someone that supposedly wasn't even playing during it. When exactly was that?

Have fun with your maceman, you must be really really bored.

A little late to this one but you're either lying or your friend from HIVE is.  HIVE in it's prime was when HIVE had tons of subs and was ranked number 1 on the USA1 server.  They entered a server war, lost, and were for the most part dismantled.  I joined them post - collapse when we rebuilt up into top 20.  Perry mailed me to join while I was there, and I brought him in.  Neither of us were in HIVE when they were at this peak strength, as Perry said, we joined them after they fell.  

You're either too stupid to check your facts, or you're a pretender.  There isn't really a middle ground here.  If you or your buddy were involved in that war, you would know Perry wasn't there for it.  If all you're gonna say is, "Yea, well you don't know me or my friend", this speaks for itself as you making up stories because you make it impossible to fact check you with BS lines like that.  

As per knowing about the "prime of HIVE", most people in the USA1 server still know what HIVE was as they were a dominant alliance for a fair amount of time.  Also doesn't hurt that there were still players from that time like cappyjeff and famousgold still in HIVE when both Perry and I had joined them.  Easy to ask people what things were like when HIVE was ranked number 1, you didn't have to be there to know it happened.  

I really don't even care about you or what you have to say, because I still remember you from back when you and shiro were talking about doing a 1 vs 1 on the forum after he had put out a challenge on said forum (that thread probably no longer exists btw) and thought you were a clown then, and I haven't seen anything since then to change my opinion of you. But I'll bite.

First, thank you for the education on HIVE and its prime. I'm aware that HIVE had a "ton of subs," as I came from one of them. I'm also aware that they entered a server war that they lost. I played in it. Would you like me to tell you how it happened? I'm sure famousgold or whoever is still over there can fact check this for you if you'd like. Or you could message WillBill in neph I guess. Whatever works for you.

So, Tango Charlie got drunk one night and knocked the misc cap on the Bloody Blades metro. Up until this point there was an uneasy pact between DT, misc, Neph and HIVE after HIVE fought a fair amount of the server that previous summer (this included Amalgamation, Army of Darkness, Neph, misc, Grumpy King, LOF, etc) over the two capitals (HIVE had two at the time and Neph wanted one). HIVE also made a quick detour to take out the Syndicate after it was found out that idiots will actually defend a metro if they don't understand how towers work. That's how I believe HIVE got your friend Cappyjeff (and Mith, among others). Misc also finally destroyed TL at around this time, which is something they had wanted to do for years if I remember correctly. 

Anyway sorry I'm getting off track, after the cap on TBB's metro was knocked and the pacts were dropped, there was a short time where both sides pretty much got ready. Then, and this is where the memory gets hazy, I believe HIVE declared on misc, and then DT declared on HIVE. Neph and friends came in later. At first Dt and misc massed us, and DT always went first. 9:30 EST was their time I think. Then misc an hour or so later. Geoloop always went for my fire castle. Dinglepeen seemed to like my sand castle. We_Ner too a few times in fire since he was so close. Man that fire castle burned. It was around that time that I took Lisa's tower (from misc if you don't know who Lisa is) and held it a bit. Misc or I think Dream Team actually got it back eventually.

At any rate, pretty quickly after it started dmach left (like literally dropped out out of nowhere) with the cap from HIVE United and you could kind of tell then that things were starting to fall off the rails. Neph and friends declared and as you accurately pointed out we were worn down over time.

Eventually there was talk inside of HIVE of all of leadership quitting at once (which Grenwall, now SirBamm (name change), now likely a dead account, was opposed to and said as much in a MM to the group). This was before Grenwall/SirBamm had his heart attack during the war if I remember correctly while defending a tower. Things got a little crazy, let's just say. I also bounced between HIVE and HIVE United so I don't know every detail and perhaps I am a pretender, as your friend perryl mentioned. Depends on what you consider "HIVE" I guess. I really couldn't care less what your definition is either way, so I guess it's irrelevant.

So after it was clear HIVE was going to lose, some members of HIVE stayed in HIVE, and some rolled into D8 (which was called HIVE of D8athregs at the time I believe, someone may need to correct me on that exact naming). D8, of course, was the newest HIVE sub, having come to HIVE for help from misc. It ended up being a justification of the following war--and a later excuse as to why HIVE should turn on D8 and sell them out for peace. Another story for another time though.

So I went D8 with a bunch of other HIVE (United) people and we fought misc for a while blah blah blah I'll just stop there.

Nemhain and I ended up in The Unconformed (which I think is now The Unnamed). Then the next server war started, Nem and I went to Neph mostly to see what it was like (because remember we had fought these people not too long ago and we were curious), we both found out the game really sucks now (at least that's how I felt) and I quit the US server (she quit shortly after), and I thought, the game. Almost three years later and I'm still playing this dumb game, which certainly lends support to the perryl argument that I am stupid lol, as any smart person would have stayed gone.

For reference, Nemhain is the "friend" (actually girlfriend) I mentioned and to whom you're referring. You're welcome to "fact check (lol)" whether she was involved in HIVE and in what capacity. Please, tell me what Famousgold says. I hope at least she meets your definition of "true HIVE." Still haven't figured out what that is exactly.

You're also free obviously to fact check the events as I laid them out during that server war. I may have mixed up some details or put an event or two out of order but that should mostly be right. Ask anyone you think would know.

Anyway, I'm so glad perryl pulled you over from whatever you were doing just to try and "expose me," because that shows he cares enough about what I said to pull you in to try and prove me wrong. Which is kinda adorable if not kinda sad as well.

I'll admit that I may have confused perryl with some other assclown that was running away from HIVE. My memory isn't perfect and it was in 2014. I'm sorry I don't remember every detail of who was where when in a browser game. Perhaps that's why I added "I think." My apologies perry. Clearly you're not the guy that ran away from the HIVE server war that I thought you were, but instead you're actually even worse. The pretender with no actual sever war experience (not exactly a distinction to be proud of, but just saying) gassing up a bunch of bored ruby whales on Australia 1 to try and destroy that server. I'm sorry, I was wrong, you're actually even more pathetic than I originally thought, and for that I apologize again for the confusion.

So now that you have my history in HIVE and my admission that I may have confused you with some other peckerhead, can we get back to ruining my retirement game before I finally quit this dumb game? Thanks.

PS - Nem thought your name sounded familiar perry but wasn't sure you were there at the time. Tanner we know you weren't there lol.

Can't believe I just wrote all that crap.

Also can't believe you read it if you got this far lol.

[4876483] perryl (US1) [US1] :: Dec. 9, 2017, 7:18 a.m.

AH1 (AU1) said:

TannerM. (US1) said:

AH1 (AU1) said:

Perryl (AU1) said:

AH1 (AU1) said:

Perryl (AU1) said:

AH1 (AU1) said:

Perryl (AU1) said:

Dude, my name is Perryl. Not Pete. Check me out. 

Perry Latour homie. 

Perryl on Twitter. I like cognac and fine food. Check my tweets. 

Yeah the name sounds familiar, I think the last time I saw it you were running away from HIVE as fast as possible once Neph declared during one the older US server wars lol.

Guess you're too stupid to know this, but you should check with actual HIVE members to know that I was not a member of HIVE when KoN declared. 

Something only actual HIVE members would know. 

Stop pretending you are something you're not. 

I live with an "actual HIVE member" (whatever that means) so that shouldn't be too difficult.

Guess you left even earlier lol.

I didn't even start playing the game until after HIVE crumbled under the pressure. Not sure who you're living with, but if they were with HIVE in it's prime then they should know I wasn't. 

Tanner recruited me. Just FYI. You can even see when if you try.

One thing I don't do is lie. 

If you don't know who I live with from HIVE, then you don't know anything about me (and therefore makes it kinda difficult to label me a pretender). That's fairly common knowledge among "actual HIVE members." Maybe you should ask them?

Can confirm though was not in HIVE and did not play the server war referenced earlier. Definitely pretending. Did not hold one of the KTs during said war. Was not involved.

Would also love to hear about the "prime of HIVE" from someone that supposedly wasn't even playing during it. When exactly was that?

Have fun with your maceman, you must be really really bored.

A little late to this one but you're either lying or your friend from HIVE is.  HIVE in it's prime was when HIVE had tons of subs and was ranked number 1 on the USA1 server.  They entered a server war, lost, and were for the most part dismantled.  I joined them post - collapse when we rebuilt up into top 20.  Perry mailed me to join while I was there, and I brought him in.  Neither of us were in HIVE when they were at this peak strength, as Perry said, we joined them after they fell.  

You're either too stupid to check your facts, or you're a pretender.  There isn't really a middle ground here.  If you or your buddy were involved in that war, you would know Perry wasn't there for it.  If all you're gonna say is, "Yea, well you don't know me or my friend", this speaks for itself as you making up stories because you make it impossible to fact check you with BS lines like that.  

As per knowing about the "prime of HIVE", most people in the USA1 server still know what HIVE was as they were a dominant alliance for a fair amount of time.  Also doesn't hurt that there were still players from that time like cappyjeff and famousgold still in HIVE when both Perry and I had joined them.  Easy to ask people what things were like when HIVE was ranked number 1, you didn't have to be there to know it happened.  

I really don't even care about you or what you have to say, because I still remember you from back when you and shiro were talking about doing a 1 vs 1 on the forum after he had put out a challenge on said forum (that thread probably no longer exists btw) and thought you were a clown then, and I haven't seen anything since then to change my opinion of you. But I'll bite.

First, thank you for the education on HIVE and its prime. I'm aware that HIVE had a "ton of subs," as I came from one of them. I'm also aware that they entered a server war that they lost. I played in it. Would you like me to tell you how it happened? I'm sure famousgold or whoever is still over there can fact check this for you if you'd like. Or you could message WillBill in neph I guess. Whatever works for you.

So, Tango Charlie got drunk one night and knocked the misc cap on the Bloody Blades metro. Up until this point there was an uneasy pact between DT, misc, Neph and HIVE after HIVE fought a fair amount of the server that previous summer (this included Amalgamation, Army of Darkness, Neph, misc, Grumpy King, LOF, etc) over the two capitals (HIVE had two at the time and Neph wanted one). HIVE also made a quick detour to take out the Syndicate after it was found out that idiots will actually defend a metro if they don't understand how towers work. That's how I believe HIVE got your friend Cappyjeff (and Mith, among others). Misc also finally destroyed TL at around this time, which is something they had wanted to do for years if I remember correctly. 

Anyway sorry I'm getting off track, after the cap on TBB's metro was knocked and the pacts were dropped, there was a short time where both sides pretty much got ready. Then, and this is where the memory gets hazy, I believe HIVE declared on misc, and then DT declared on HIVE. Neph and friends came in later. At first Dt and misc massed us, and DT always went first. 9:30 EST was their time I think. Then misc an hour or so later. Geoloop always went for my fire castle. Dinglepeen seemed to like my sand castle. We_Ner too a few times in fire since he was so close. Man that fire castle burned. It was around that time that I took Lisa's tower (from misc if you don't know who Lisa is) and held it a bit. Misc or I think Dream Team actually got it back eventually.

At any rate, pretty quickly after it started dmach left (like literally dropped out out of nowhere) with the cap from HIVE United and you could kind of tell then that things were starting to fall off the rails. Neph and friends declared and as you accurately pointed out we were worn down over time.

Eventually there was talk inside of HIVE of all of leadership quitting at once (which Grenwall, now SirBamm (name change), now likely a dead account, was opposed to and said as much in a MM to the group). This was before Grenwall/SirBamm had his heart attack during the war if I remember correctly while defending a tower. Things got a little crazy, let's just say. I also bounced between HIVE and HIVE United so I don't know every detail and perhaps I am a pretender, as your friend perryl mentioned. Depends on what you consider "HIVE" I guess. I really couldn't care less what your definition is either way, so I guess it's irrelevant.

So after it was clear HIVE was going to lose, some members of HIVE stayed in HIVE, and some rolled into D8 (which was called HIVE of D8athregs at the time I believe, someone may need to correct me on that exact naming). D8, of course, was the newest HIVE sub, having come to HIVE for help from misc. It ended up being a justification of the following war--and a later excuse as to why HIVE should turn on D8 and sell them out for peace. Another story for another time though.

So I went D8 with a bunch of other HIVE (United) people and we fought misc for a while blah blah blah I'll just stop there.

Nemhain and I ended up in The Unconformed (which I think is now The Unnamed). Then the next server war started, Nem and I went to Neph mostly to see what it was like (because remember we had fought these people not too long ago and we were curious), we both found out the game really sucks now (at least that's how I felt) and I quit the US server (she quit shortly after), and I thought, the game. Almost three years later and I'm still playing this dumb game, which certainly lends support to the perryl argument that I am stupid lol, as any smart person would have stayed gone.

For reference, Nemhain is the "friend" (actually girlfriend) I mentioned and to whom you're referring. You're welcome to "fact check (lol)" whether she was involved in HIVE and in what capacity. Please, tell me what Famousgold says. I hope at least she meets your definition of "true HIVE." Still haven't figured out what that is exactly.

You're also free obviously to fact check the events as I laid them out during that server war. I may have mixed up some details or put an event or two out of order but that should mostly be right. Ask anyone you think would know.

Anyway, I'm so glad perryl pulled you over from whatever you were doing just to try and "expose me," because that shows he cares enough about what I said to pull you in to try and prove me wrong. Which is kinda adorable if not kinda sad as well.

I'll admit that I may have confused perryl with some other assclown that was running away from HIVE. My memory isn't perfect and it was in 2014. I'm sorry I don't remember every detail of who was where when in a browser game. Perhaps that's why I added "I think." My apologies perry. Clearly you're not the guy that ran away from the HIVE server war that I thought you were, but instead you're actually even worse. The pretender with no actual sever war experience (not exactly a distinction to be proud of, but just saying) gassing up a bunch of bored ruby whales on Australia 1 to try and destroy that server. I'm sorry, I was wrong, you're actually even more pathetic than I originally thought, and for that I apologize again for the confusion.

So now that you have my history in HIVE and my admission that I may have confused you with some other peckerhead, can we get back to ruining my retirement game before I finally quit this dumb game? Thanks.

PS - Nem thought your name sounded familiar perry but wasn't sure you were there at the time. Tanner we know you weren't there lol.

Can't believe I just wrote all that crap.

Also can't believe you read it if you got this far lol.

So much writing. 

Actually, I didn't ask Tanner to come over here and do anything. You make a lot of assumptions, usually stupid ones. THAT'S why I called you stupid. 

So, cool. I could tell that same story and pretend I was someone too, the difference is that I never did or would. You just assumed you knew me for some reason. 

Now you think even less of me. I'm so sad. Let me go sell another virtual cat picture and drink my champagne flute full of Seps' tears. 

[4876497] TannerM. (US1) [US1] :: Dec. 9, 2017, 8:09 a.m.

AH1 (AU1) said:

TannerM. (US1) said:

AH1 (AU1) said:

Perryl (AU1) said:

AH1 (AU1) said:

Perryl (AU1) said:

AH1 (AU1) said:

Perryl (AU1) said:

Dude, my name is Perryl. Not Pete. Check me out. 

Perry Latour homie. 

Perryl on Twitter. I like cognac and fine food. Check my tweets. 

Yeah the name sounds familiar, I think the last time I saw it you were running away from HIVE as fast as possible once Neph declared during one the older US server wars lol.

Guess you're too stupid to know this, but you should check with actual HIVE members to know that I was not a member of HIVE when KoN declared. 

Something only actual HIVE members would know. 

Stop pretending you are something you're not. 

I live with an "actual HIVE member" (whatever that means) so that shouldn't be too difficult.

Guess you left even earlier lol.

I didn't even start playing the game until after HIVE crumbled under the pressure. Not sure who you're living with, but if they were with HIVE in it's prime then they should know I wasn't. 

Tanner recruited me. Just FYI. You can even see when if you try.

One thing I don't do is lie. 

If you don't know who I live with from HIVE, then you don't know anything about me (and therefore makes it kinda difficult to label me a pretender). That's fairly common knowledge among "actual HIVE members." Maybe you should ask them?

Can confirm though was not in HIVE and did not play the server war referenced earlier. Definitely pretending. Did not hold one of the KTs during said war. Was not involved.

Would also love to hear about the "prime of HIVE" from someone that supposedly wasn't even playing during it. When exactly was that?

Have fun with your maceman, you must be really really bored.

A little late to this one but you're either lying or your friend from HIVE is.  HIVE in it's prime was when HIVE had tons of subs and was ranked number 1 on the USA1 server.  They entered a server war, lost, and were for the most part dismantled.  I joined them post - collapse when we rebuilt up into top 20.  Perry mailed me to join while I was there, and I brought him in.  Neither of us were in HIVE when they were at this peak strength, as Perry said, we joined them after they fell.  

You're either too stupid to check your facts, or you're a pretender.  There isn't really a middle ground here.  If you or your buddy were involved in that war, you would know Perry wasn't there for it.  If all you're gonna say is, "Yea, well you don't know me or my friend", this speaks for itself as you making up stories because you make it impossible to fact check you with BS lines like that.  

As per knowing about the "prime of HIVE", most people in the USA1 server still know what HIVE was as they were a dominant alliance for a fair amount of time.  Also doesn't hurt that there were still players from that time like cappyjeff and famousgold still in HIVE when both Perry and I had joined them.  Easy to ask people what things were like when HIVE was ranked number 1, you didn't have to be there to know it happened.  

I really don't even care about you or what you have to say, because I still remember you from back when you and shiro were talking about doing a 1 vs 1 on the forum after he had put out a challenge on said forum (that thread probably no longer exists btw) and thought you were a clown then, and I haven't seen anything since then to change my opinion of you. But I'll bite.

First, thank you for the education on HIVE and its prime. I'm aware that HIVE had a "ton of subs," as I came from one of them. I'm also aware that they entered a server war that they lost. I played in it. Would you like me to tell you how it happened? I'm sure famousgold or whoever is still over there can fact check this for you if you'd like. Or you could message WillBill in neph I guess. Whatever works for you.

So, Tango Charlie got drunk one night and knocked the misc cap on the Bloody Blades metro. Up until this point there was an uneasy pact between DT, misc, Neph and HIVE after HIVE fought a fair amount of the server that previous summer (this included Amalgamation, Army of Darkness, Neph, misc, Grumpy King, LOF, etc) over the two capitals (HIVE had two at the time and Neph wanted one). HIVE also made a quick detour to take out the Syndicate after it was found out that idiots will actually defend a metro if they don't understand how towers work. That's how I believe HIVE got your friend Cappyjeff (and Mith, among others). Misc also finally destroyed TL at around this time, which is something they had wanted to do for years if I remember correctly. 

Anyway sorry I'm getting off track, after the cap on TBB's metro was knocked and the pacts were dropped, there was a short time where both sides pretty much got ready. Then, and this is where the memory gets hazy, I believe HIVE declared on misc, and then DT declared on HIVE. Neph and friends came in later. At first Dt and misc massed us, and DT always went first. 9:30 EST was their time I think. Then misc an hour or so later. Geoloop always went for my fire castle. Dinglepeen seemed to like my sand castle. We_Ner too a few times in fire since he was so close. Man that fire castle burned. It was around that time that I took Lisa's tower (from misc if you don't know who Lisa is) and held it a bit. Misc or I think Dream Team actually got it back eventually.

At any rate, pretty quickly after it started dmach left (like literally dropped out out of nowhere) with the cap from HIVE United and you could kind of tell then that things were starting to fall off the rails. Neph and friends declared and as you accurately pointed out we were worn down over time.

Eventually there was talk inside of HIVE of all of leadership quitting at once (which Grenwall, now SirBamm (name change), now likely a dead account, was opposed to and said as much in a MM to the group). This was before Grenwall/SirBamm had his heart attack during the war if I remember correctly while defending a tower. Things got a little crazy, let's just say. I also bounced between HIVE and HIVE United so I don't know every detail and perhaps I am a pretender, as your friend perryl mentioned. Depends on what you consider "HIVE" I guess. I really couldn't care less what your definition is either way, so I guess it's irrelevant.

So after it was clear HIVE was going to lose, some members of HIVE stayed in HIVE, and some rolled into D8 (which was called HIVE of D8athregs at the time I believe, someone may need to correct me on that exact naming). D8, of course, was the newest HIVE sub, having come to HIVE for help from misc. It ended up being a justification of the following war--and a later excuse as to why HIVE should turn on D8 and sell them out for peace. Another story for another time though.

So I went D8 with a bunch of other HIVE (United) people and we fought misc for a while blah blah blah I'll just stop there.

Nemhain and I ended up in The Unconformed (which I think is now The Unnamed). Then the next server war started, Nem and I went to Neph mostly to see what it was like (because remember we had fought these people not too long ago and we were curious), we both found out the game really sucks now (at least that's how I felt) and I quit the US server (she quit shortly after), and I thought, the game. Almost three years later and I'm still playing this dumb game, which certainly lends support to the perryl argument that I am stupid lol, as any smart person would have stayed gone.

For reference, Nemhain is the "friend" (actually girlfriend) I mentioned and to whom you're referring. You're welcome to "fact check (lol)" whether she was involved in HIVE and in what capacity. Please, tell me what Famousgold says. I hope at least she meets your definition of "true HIVE." Still haven't figured out what that is exactly.

You're also free obviously to fact check the events as I laid them out during that server war. I may have mixed up some details or put an event or two out of order but that should mostly be right. Ask anyone you think would know.

Anyway, I'm so glad perryl pulled you over from whatever you were doing just to try and "expose me," because that shows he cares enough about what I said to pull you in to try and prove me wrong. Which is kinda adorable if not kinda sad as well.

I'll admit that I may have confused perryl with some other assclown that was running away from HIVE. My memory isn't perfect and it was in 2014. I'm sorry I don't remember every detail of who was where when in a browser game. Perhaps that's why I added "I think." My apologies perry. Clearly you're not the guy that ran away from the HIVE server war that I thought you were, but instead you're actually even worse. The pretender with no actual sever war experience (not exactly a distinction to be proud of, but just saying) gassing up a bunch of bored ruby whales on Australia 1 to try and destroy that server. I'm sorry, I was wrong, you're actually even more pathetic than I originally thought, and for that I apologize again for the confusion.

So now that you have my history in HIVE and my admission that I may have confused you with some other peckerhead, can we get back to ruining my retirement game before I finally quit this dumb game? Thanks.

PS - Nem thought your name sounded familiar perry but wasn't sure you were there at the time. Tanner we know you weren't there lol.

Can't believe I just wrote all that crap.

Also can't believe you read it if you got this far lol.

It's neat that you say you don't care about me or what I have to say, yet write a book in response to me.  Like you were unsure which option might bother me more.  Saying you don't care, or caring a ton, so it looks like you just tried for both, lol.  Regardless of you having this info first hand, or you pulling a story together from previous server war threads, bravo.  Can say I am impressed, at the very least.  

Didn't read everything you wrote but skimmed it.  Looks pretty accurate.  So you have my apology as you have proven that you were either involved or at least have the ability to find threads and piece together what happened.  Or you bugged Nem for information about the history of a pixel castle game.  I'd hope it's one of the first options, lol.  Granted, odds and ends details look a bit off but as you said, memory is a bit hazy and it would really just be your recollection / opinion of things vs mine.  Again, minor details, big things look right.  Disgusting that you joined Neph, but I digress.     

I knew Nem for a brief time before she quit the USA1 server.  I know she made it a point to not be lumped in with VKT and friends, and was polite in the few conversations I had with her.  Respect that, she was cool, be sure to tell her I said hi / hope she is doing well in life.  

Finally, Perry didn't need to ask me to comment.  I browse the forums as they're still more fun than the actual game itself.  Your original posts looked to be on some bullshit, I called you out, you proved me wrong.  I can admit when I'm wrong.  I don't think you're a liar, just a cock, lol.  

P.S. I'm conflicted about the clown comment.  I'd like to think I'm that funny but I feel you give me too much praise.  

[4876500] Herveus (AU1) [AU1] :: Dec. 9, 2017, 8:23 a.m.

Me post in wrong thread me doing dumb things every now and then

[4876501] shanky (AU1) [None] :: Dec. 9, 2017, 8:26 a.m.

Herveus (AU1) said:

Anyone want to buy popcorn +nachos and some soda? Only 1000 rubies per Gramm 10/10 deal xD

No but I am sure players from both sides have sent messages that count as online harassment and it would not matter where those players would play as that is an issue bound to them and not to an alliance. And I believe everyone who did send messages like that should be punished wether they spend or not , are alchs or seps or anything else. But how ggs handles that sometimes seems very different depending on one of those factors. 

wrong thread herv...this is the one about rvs....

[4876507] Herveus (AU1) [AU1] :: Dec. 9, 2017, 8:37 a.m.

shanky (AU1) said:

Herveus (AU1) said:

Anyone want to buy popcorn +nachos and some soda? Only 1000 rubies per Gramm 10/10 deal xD

No but I am sure players from both sides have sent messages that count as online harassment and it would not matter where those players would play as that is an issue bound to them and not to an alliance. And I believe everyone who did send messages like that should be punished wether they spend or not , are alchs or seps or anything else. But how ggs handles that sometimes seems very different depending on one of those factors. 

wrong thread herv...this is the one about rvs....

Could not see the difference both seem the same now lol

[4876537] AH1 (AU1) [None] :: Dec. 9, 2017, 10:19 a.m.

TannerM. (US1) said:

AH1 (AU1) said:

TannerM. (US1) said:

AH1 (AU1) said:

Perryl (AU1) said:

AH1 (AU1) said:

Perryl (AU1) said:

AH1 (AU1) said:

Perryl (AU1) said:

Dude, my name is Perryl. Not Pete. Check me out. 

Perry Latour homie. 

Perryl on Twitter. I like cognac and fine food. Check my tweets. 

Yeah the name sounds familiar, I think the last time I saw it you were running away from HIVE as fast as possible once Neph declared during one the older US server wars lol.

Guess you're too stupid to know this, but you should check with actual HIVE members to know that I was not a member of HIVE when KoN declared. 

Something only actual HIVE members would know. 

Stop pretending you are something you're not. 

I live with an "actual HIVE member" (whatever that means) so that shouldn't be too difficult.

Guess you left even earlier lol.

I didn't even start playing the game until after HIVE crumbled under the pressure. Not sure who you're living with, but if they were with HIVE in it's prime then they should know I wasn't. 

Tanner recruited me. Just FYI. You can even see when if you try.

One thing I don't do is lie. 

If you don't know who I live with from HIVE, then you don't know anything about me (and therefore makes it kinda difficult to label me a pretender). That's fairly common knowledge among "actual HIVE members." Maybe you should ask them?

Can confirm though was not in HIVE and did not play the server war referenced earlier. Definitely pretending. Did not hold one of the KTs during said war. Was not involved.

Would also love to hear about the "prime of HIVE" from someone that supposedly wasn't even playing during it. When exactly was that?

Have fun with your maceman, you must be really really bored.

A little late to this one but you're either lying or your friend from HIVE is.  HIVE in it's prime was when HIVE had tons of subs and was ranked number 1 on the USA1 server.  They entered a server war, lost, and were for the most part dismantled.  I joined them post - collapse when we rebuilt up into top 20.  Perry mailed me to join while I was there, and I brought him in.  Neither of us were in HIVE when they were at this peak strength, as Perry said, we joined them after they fell.  

You're either too stupid to check your facts, or you're a pretender.  There isn't really a middle ground here.  If you or your buddy were involved in that war, you would know Perry wasn't there for it.  If all you're gonna say is, "Yea, well you don't know me or my friend", this speaks for itself as you making up stories because you make it impossible to fact check you with BS lines like that.  

As per knowing about the "prime of HIVE", most people in the USA1 server still know what HIVE was as they were a dominant alliance for a fair amount of time.  Also doesn't hurt that there were still players from that time like cappyjeff and famousgold still in HIVE when both Perry and I had joined them.  Easy to ask people what things were like when HIVE was ranked number 1, you didn't have to be there to know it happened.  

I really don't even care about you or what you have to say, because I still remember you from back when you and shiro were talking about doing a 1 vs 1 on the forum after he had put out a challenge on said forum (that thread probably no longer exists btw) and thought you were a clown then, and I haven't seen anything since then to change my opinion of you. But I'll bite.

First, thank you for the education on HIVE and its prime. I'm aware that HIVE had a "ton of subs," as I came from one of them. I'm also aware that they entered a server war that they lost. I played in it. Would you like me to tell you how it happened? I'm sure famousgold or whoever is still over there can fact check this for you if you'd like. Or you could message WillBill in neph I guess. Whatever works for you.

So, Tango Charlie got drunk one night and knocked the misc cap on the Bloody Blades metro. Up until this point there was an uneasy pact between DT, misc, Neph and HIVE after HIVE fought a fair amount of the server that previous summer (this included Amalgamation, Army of Darkness, Neph, misc, Grumpy King, LOF, etc) over the two capitals (HIVE had two at the time and Neph wanted one). HIVE also made a quick detour to take out the Syndicate after it was found out that idiots will actually defend a metro if they don't understand how towers work. That's how I believe HIVE got your friend Cappyjeff (and Mith, among others). Misc also finally destroyed TL at around this time, which is something they had wanted to do for years if I remember correctly. 

Anyway sorry I'm getting off track, after the cap on TBB's metro was knocked and the pacts were dropped, there was a short time where both sides pretty much got ready. Then, and this is where the memory gets hazy, I believe HIVE declared on misc, and then DT declared on HIVE. Neph and friends came in later. At first Dt and misc massed us, and DT always went first. 9:30 EST was their time I think. Then misc an hour or so later. Geoloop always went for my fire castle. Dinglepeen seemed to like my sand castle. We_Ner too a few times in fire since he was so close. Man that fire castle burned. It was around that time that I took Lisa's tower (from misc if you don't know who Lisa is) and held it a bit. Misc or I think Dream Team actually got it back eventually.

At any rate, pretty quickly after it started dmach left (like literally dropped out out of nowhere) with the cap from HIVE United and you could kind of tell then that things were starting to fall off the rails. Neph and friends declared and as you accurately pointed out we were worn down over time.

Eventually there was talk inside of HIVE of all of leadership quitting at once (which Grenwall, now SirBamm (name change), now likely a dead account, was opposed to and said as much in a MM to the group). This was before Grenwall/SirBamm had his heart attack during the war if I remember correctly while defending a tower. Things got a little crazy, let's just say. I also bounced between HIVE and HIVE United so I don't know every detail and perhaps I am a pretender, as your friend perryl mentioned. Depends on what you consider "HIVE" I guess. I really couldn't care less what your definition is either way, so I guess it's irrelevant.

So after it was clear HIVE was going to lose, some members of HIVE stayed in HIVE, and some rolled into D8 (which was called HIVE of D8athregs at the time I believe, someone may need to correct me on that exact naming). D8, of course, was the newest HIVE sub, having come to HIVE for help from misc. It ended up being a justification of the following war--and a later excuse as to why HIVE should turn on D8 and sell them out for peace. Another story for another time though.

So I went D8 with a bunch of other HIVE (United) people and we fought misc for a while blah blah blah I'll just stop there.

Nemhain and I ended up in The Unconformed (which I think is now The Unnamed). Then the next server war started, Nem and I went to Neph mostly to see what it was like (because remember we had fought these people not too long ago and we were curious), we both found out the game really sucks now (at least that's how I felt) and I quit the US server (she quit shortly after), and I thought, the game. Almost three years later and I'm still playing this dumb game, which certainly lends support to the perryl argument that I am stupid lol, as any smart person would have stayed gone.

For reference, Nemhain is the "friend" (actually girlfriend) I mentioned and to whom you're referring. You're welcome to "fact check (lol)" whether she was involved in HIVE and in what capacity. Please, tell me what Famousgold says. I hope at least she meets your definition of "true HIVE." Still haven't figured out what that is exactly.

You're also free obviously to fact check the events as I laid them out during that server war. I may have mixed up some details or put an event or two out of order but that should mostly be right. Ask anyone you think would know.

Anyway, I'm so glad perryl pulled you over from whatever you were doing just to try and "expose me," because that shows he cares enough about what I said to pull you in to try and prove me wrong. Which is kinda adorable if not kinda sad as well.

I'll admit that I may have confused perryl with some other assclown that was running away from HIVE. My memory isn't perfect and it was in 2014. I'm sorry I don't remember every detail of who was where when in a browser game. Perhaps that's why I added "I think." My apologies perry. Clearly you're not the guy that ran away from the HIVE server war that I thought you were, but instead you're actually even worse. The pretender with no actual sever war experience (not exactly a distinction to be proud of, but just saying) gassing up a bunch of bored ruby whales on Australia 1 to try and destroy that server. I'm sorry, I was wrong, you're actually even more pathetic than I originally thought, and for that I apologize again for the confusion.

So now that you have my history in HIVE and my admission that I may have confused you with some other peckerhead, can we get back to ruining my retirement game before I finally quit this dumb game? Thanks.

PS - Nem thought your name sounded familiar perry but wasn't sure you were there at the time. Tanner we know you weren't there lol.

Can't believe I just wrote all that crap.

Also can't believe you read it if you got this far lol.

It's neat that you say you don't care about me or what I have to say, yet write a book in response to me.  Like you were unsure which option might bother me more.  Saying you don't care, or caring a ton, so it looks like you just tried for both, lol.  Regardless of you having this info first hand, or you pulling a story together from previous server war threads, bravo.  Can say I am impressed, at the very least.  

Didn't read everything you wrote but skimmed it.  Looks pretty accurate.  So you have my apology as you have proven that you were either involved or at least have the ability to find threads and piece together what happened.  Or you bugged Nem for information about the history of a pixel castle game.  I'd hope it's one of the first options, lol.  Granted, odds and ends details look a bit off but as you said, memory is a bit hazy and it would really just be your recollection / opinion of things vs mine.  Again, minor details, big things look right.  Disgusting that you joined Neph, but I digress.     

I knew Nem for a brief time before she quit the USA1 server.  I know she made it a point to not be lumped in with VKT and friends, and was polite in the few conversations I had with her.  Respect that, she was cool, be sure to tell her I said hi / hope she is doing well in life.  

Finally, Perry didn't need to ask me to comment.  I browse the forums as they're still more fun than the actual game itself.  Your original posts looked to be on some bullshit, I called you out, you proved me wrong.  I can admit when I'm wrong.  I don't think you're a liar, just a cock, lol.  

P.S. I'm conflicted about the clown comment.  I'd like to think I'm that funny but I feel you give me too much praise.  

Yeah I don't know wtf I was thinking writing all that crap out when two minutes in search gave me the old battle thread.


Relevant thread:
https://community.goodgamestudios.com/empire/en/discussion/104591/hivelogic/p1
Here's me complaining about the Prince of War glitch as well during that same server war lol. Good thing I like to write I guess:
https://community.goodgamestudios.com/empire/en/discussion/106341/is-there-a-glitch-with-the-new-prince-of-war

So yeah no bugging of Nem nor skimming old server threads. It's pretty clear I'm in the battle reports. Not sure who would pretend to be involved in something they weren't but eh I confused perryl so I guess it made sense.

Not sure what is disgusting about Neph. They're just players in a game like anyone else. Didn't really understand the Misc hate for the same reason. 

But yeah I can be a cock lol. One of my less charming traits. Nem knows you said hi btw she read the thread as well. Peace.

[4876544] AH1 (AU1) [None] :: Dec. 9, 2017, 10:32 a.m.

Perryl (AU1) said:

AH1 (AU1) said:

TannerM. (US1) said:

AH1 (AU1) said:

Perryl (AU1) said:

AH1 (AU1) said:

Perryl (AU1) said:

AH1 (AU1) said:

Perryl (AU1) said:

Dude, my name is Perryl. Not Pete. Check me out. 

Perry Latour homie. 

Perryl on Twitter. I like cognac and fine food. Check my tweets. 

Yeah the name sounds familiar, I think the last time I saw it you were running away from HIVE as fast as possible once Neph declared during one the older US server wars lol.

Guess you're too stupid to know this, but you should check with actual HIVE members to know that I was not a member of HIVE when KoN declared. 

Something only actual HIVE members would know. 

Stop pretending you are something you're not. 

I live with an "actual HIVE member" (whatever that means) so that shouldn't be too difficult.

Guess you left even earlier lol.

I didn't even start playing the game until after HIVE crumbled under the pressure. Not sure who you're living with, but if they were with HIVE in it's prime then they should know I wasn't. 

Tanner recruited me. Just FYI. You can even see when if you try.

One thing I don't do is lie. 

If you don't know who I live with from HIVE, then you don't know anything about me (and therefore makes it kinda difficult to label me a pretender). That's fairly common knowledge among "actual HIVE members." Maybe you should ask them?

Can confirm though was not in HIVE and did not play the server war referenced earlier. Definitely pretending. Did not hold one of the KTs during said war. Was not involved.

Would also love to hear about the "prime of HIVE" from someone that supposedly wasn't even playing during it. When exactly was that?

Have fun with your maceman, you must be really really bored.

A little late to this one but you're either lying or your friend from HIVE is.  HIVE in it's prime was when HIVE had tons of subs and was ranked number 1 on the USA1 server.  They entered a server war, lost, and were for the most part dismantled.  I joined them post - collapse when we rebuilt up into top 20.  Perry mailed me to join while I was there, and I brought him in.  Neither of us were in HIVE when they were at this peak strength, as Perry said, we joined them after they fell.  

You're either too stupid to check your facts, or you're a pretender.  There isn't really a middle ground here.  If you or your buddy were involved in that war, you would know Perry wasn't there for it.  If all you're gonna say is, "Yea, well you don't know me or my friend", this speaks for itself as you making up stories because you make it impossible to fact check you with BS lines like that.  

As per knowing about the "prime of HIVE", most people in the USA1 server still know what HIVE was as they were a dominant alliance for a fair amount of time.  Also doesn't hurt that there were still players from that time like cappyjeff and famousgold still in HIVE when both Perry and I had joined them.  Easy to ask people what things were like when HIVE was ranked number 1, you didn't have to be there to know it happened.  

I really don't even care about you or what you have to say, because I still remember you from back when you and shiro were talking about doing a 1 vs 1 on the forum after he had put out a challenge on said forum (that thread probably no longer exists btw) and thought you were a clown then, and I haven't seen anything since then to change my opinion of you. But I'll bite.

First, thank you for the education on HIVE and its prime. I'm aware that HIVE had a "ton of subs," as I came from one of them. I'm also aware that they entered a server war that they lost. I played in it. Would you like me to tell you how it happened? I'm sure famousgold or whoever is still over there can fact check this for you if you'd like. Or you could message WillBill in neph I guess. Whatever works for you.

So, Tango Charlie got drunk one night and knocked the misc cap on the Bloody Blades metro. Up until this point there was an uneasy pact between DT, misc, Neph and HIVE after HIVE fought a fair amount of the server that previous summer (this included Amalgamation, Army of Darkness, Neph, misc, Grumpy King, LOF, etc) over the two capitals (HIVE had two at the time and Neph wanted one). HIVE also made a quick detour to take out the Syndicate after it was found out that idiots will actually defend a metro if they don't understand how towers work. That's how I believe HIVE got your friend Cappyjeff (and Mith, among others). Misc also finally destroyed TL at around this time, which is something they had wanted to do for years if I remember correctly. 

Anyway sorry I'm getting off track, after the cap on TBB's metro was knocked and the pacts were dropped, there was a short time where both sides pretty much got ready. Then, and this is where the memory gets hazy, I believe HIVE declared on misc, and then DT declared on HIVE. Neph and friends came in later. At first Dt and misc massed us, and DT always went first. 9:30 EST was their time I think. Then misc an hour or so later. Geoloop always went for my fire castle. Dinglepeen seemed to like my sand castle. We_Ner too a few times in fire since he was so close. Man that fire castle burned. It was around that time that I took Lisa's tower (from misc if you don't know who Lisa is) and held it a bit. Misc or I think Dream Team actually got it back eventually.

At any rate, pretty quickly after it started dmach left (like literally dropped out out of nowhere) with the cap from HIVE United and you could kind of tell then that things were starting to fall off the rails. Neph and friends declared and as you accurately pointed out we were worn down over time.

Eventually there was talk inside of HIVE of all of leadership quitting at once (which Grenwall, now SirBamm (name change), now likely a dead account, was opposed to and said as much in a MM to the group). This was before Grenwall/SirBamm had his heart attack during the war if I remember correctly while defending a tower. Things got a little crazy, let's just say. I also bounced between HIVE and HIVE United so I don't know every detail and perhaps I am a pretender, as your friend perryl mentioned. Depends on what you consider "HIVE" I guess. I really couldn't care less what your definition is either way, so I guess it's irrelevant.

So after it was clear HIVE was going to lose, some members of HIVE stayed in HIVE, and some rolled into D8 (which was called HIVE of D8athregs at the time I believe, someone may need to correct me on that exact naming). D8, of course, was the newest HIVE sub, having come to HIVE for help from misc. It ended up being a justification of the following war--and a later excuse as to why HIVE should turn on D8 and sell them out for peace. Another story for another time though.

So I went D8 with a bunch of other HIVE (United) people and we fought misc for a while blah blah blah I'll just stop there.

Nemhain and I ended up in The Unconformed (which I think is now The Unnamed). Then the next server war started, Nem and I went to Neph mostly to see what it was like (because remember we had fought these people not too long ago and we were curious), we both found out the game really sucks now (at least that's how I felt) and I quit the US server (she quit shortly after), and I thought, the game. Almost three years later and I'm still playing this dumb game, which certainly lends support to the perryl argument that I am stupid lol, as any smart person would have stayed gone.

For reference, Nemhain is the "friend" (actually girlfriend) I mentioned and to whom you're referring. You're welcome to "fact check (lol)" whether she was involved in HIVE and in what capacity. Please, tell me what Famousgold says. I hope at least she meets your definition of "true HIVE." Still haven't figured out what that is exactly.

You're also free obviously to fact check the events as I laid them out during that server war. I may have mixed up some details or put an event or two out of order but that should mostly be right. Ask anyone you think would know.

Anyway, I'm so glad perryl pulled you over from whatever you were doing just to try and "expose me," because that shows he cares enough about what I said to pull you in to try and prove me wrong. Which is kinda adorable if not kinda sad as well.

I'll admit that I may have confused perryl with some other assclown that was running away from HIVE. My memory isn't perfect and it was in 2014. I'm sorry I don't remember every detail of who was where when in a browser game. Perhaps that's why I added "I think." My apologies perry. Clearly you're not the guy that ran away from the HIVE server war that I thought you were, but instead you're actually even worse. The pretender with no actual sever war experience (not exactly a distinction to be proud of, but just saying) gassing up a bunch of bored ruby whales on Australia 1 to try and destroy that server. I'm sorry, I was wrong, you're actually even more pathetic than I originally thought, and for that I apologize again for the confusion.

So now that you have my history in HIVE and my admission that I may have confused you with some other peckerhead, can we get back to ruining my retirement game before I finally quit this dumb game? Thanks.

PS - Nem thought your name sounded familiar perry but wasn't sure you were there at the time. Tanner we know you weren't there lol.

Can't believe I just wrote all that crap.

Also can't believe you read it if you got this far lol.

So much writing. 

Actually, I didn't ask Tanner to come over here and do anything. You make a lot of assumptions, usually stupid ones. THAT'S why I called you stupid. 

So, cool. I could tell that same story and pretend I was someone too, the difference is that I never did or would. You just assumed you knew me for some reason. 

Now you think even less of me. I'm so sad. Let me go sell another virtual cat picture and drink my champagne flute full of Seps' tears. 

Yeah dude, I've literally seen posts just as long from you, literally written through point by point. So if anything I thought you'd appreciate someone else that also writes way too many words for a browser game. Seps tears, champagne flute, cool story bro. Tell Stu he doesn't need to be so damn angry lol.

[4876598] perryl (US1) [US1] :: Dec. 9, 2017, 2:02 p.m.

AH1 (AU1) said:

Yeah dude, I've literally seen posts just as long from you, literally written through point by point. So if anything I thought you'd appreciate someone else that also writes way too many words for a browser game. Seps tears, champagne flute, cool story bro. Tell Stu he doesn't need to be so damn angry lol.

Well, yeah. I'm important. I expect people to read my long-winded posts. 

Who gives a damn about what you have to say? Nobody even remembers you from the HIVE war, meanwhile, HIVE members think I was there. I left more of an impression on that war than you did, and I wasn't even there. 

It is actually a really cool story. Drinking Seps' tears while selling virtual cat pictures. You couldn't imagine the story behind it. 

[4876697] AH1 (AU1) [None] :: Dec. 9, 2017, 6:29 p.m.

Perryl (AU1) said:

AH1 (AU1) said:

Yeah dude, I've literally seen posts just as long from you, literally written through point by point. So if anything I thought you'd appreciate someone else that also writes way too many words for a browser game. Seps tears, champagne flute, cool story bro. Tell Stu he doesn't need to be so damn angry lol.

Well, yeah. I'm important. I expect people to read my long-winded posts. 

Who gives a damn about what you have to say? Nobody even remembers you from the HIVE war, meanwhile, HIVE members think I was there. I left more of an impression on that war than you did, and I wasn't even there. 

It is actually a really cool story. Drinking Seps' tears while selling virtual cat pictures. You couldn't imagine the story behind it. 

Keep telling yourself that.

[4876732] Michelle Lynne (US1) [None] :: Dec. 9, 2017, 7:20 p.m.

no @Manatee (US1) essays??? those the only ones that matter lol. screw this thread i'm out!!! 

[4876875] Manatee (US1) [None] :: Dec. 10, 2017, 12:56 a.m.

Michelle Lynne (US1) said:

no @Manatee (US1) essays??? those the only ones that matter lol. screw this thread i'm out!!! 

Chained to a desiccated corpse, that's not how he wanted to spend the holidays.  He was relatively certain by now the others were having a great time tearing into sweetmeats and pies, with the youngest siblings chasing the family pets every which way around the tables.  Oh it was his own fault, there's no denying that.  Patience, he told himself, he never had enough patience.  With a resigned sigh, Gheric glanced at the dusty cords and shackles that promised weeks of quiet solitude, and  for the seventh time that afternoon tried imagining some other sequence of events instead.

He was well fed, and the chamber pots were changed out regularly.  The windows cast harsh sunlight on the opposite wall from their lofty perch, which kept things warm enough.  Soon, he knew, Mopsy would come in and try to cheer him up with stories no one but her cared about.  He wondered if she'd let some of the others join him, but if the past two days were any indication it would just be a waste of breath to ask.  Idly bending the finger bones of his mute companion, Gheric fidgeted with a moldy arm here, a fractured leg there, anything to keep boredom at bay. 

Several more hours passed, completely devoid of anything remotely worth curiosity before he heard the stolid gait of Mopsy making her way down the hall.  A full six feet three inches tall and built like an ox, she dwarfed most of the other girls (and boys) in their community.  Not that her imposing size mattered, she took after Mimi Pudina with her demeanor... more likely to bake you a pie than look upon anyone with a stern eye.  But one thing she did know: Gheric wasn't going anywhere and he wasn't having any distracting visitors.  Brushing aside the heavy grey dividing curtain, she made her way to his side, set down a tray of food and contemplated his dour expression.

"You know we cannot change this, Gherry.  It's how we done it since Sanchin firs' come over from Arbaless four hund'd years ago."
He picked up a meat pie and bit into it, saying nothing.
"D'you want sumthin' reading like?  A puzzle?  I dunno know if I have any paint sheets left, would those help?"
Savory juice dripping down his chin, tickling the wisps of what might someday become a beard, he reached for some of the linen, avoiding her gaze.
"Wish you'd jus' talk t'me Gherry.  We can make this easier.  Maybe I can tell you another story?"
"No more stories Mops, I just want to go outside."
"You know we can't do that, it's bad enough we learnt this late, yer already seventeen!"
"I know Mops, but why these stupid traditions?  We can tie me up with him at night, or stick him in a sack on my back and at least that way my days aren't ruined!"
Mopsy shook her head, arms crossed and hands tucked in defensively... "That's not tradition, an' you don't want to be the next to break the cycle... d'you remember what happened to Leeny when she went to town last..."
"I know, I know!  It's just hard that's all.  There's got to be a better way than chaining me to him until ... whatever."

And that was the crux of it right there.  Nobody knew exactly what was supposed to happen.  Family secrets were passed down generation to generation, and if you were lucky, invaluable skills came with them.  No one knew who would be chosen, no one knew how it happened.  That knowledge must have been lost in one of the dreaded cycle-breaks, and who knew what skills were lost besides?  All Gheric knew was that he read a mind: Fannessa's of all people, and made the mistake of letting slip that she had a thing for his younger brother.  So eager to tease him, he hadn't even realized what it meant that he knew her thoughts.  And with that, well, Mopsy, Cherun, Baird, and the other Lore-bound knew what must be done.  Each had gone through the same Stygian rites, each now possessing a piece of the family heritage (and in Cherun's case, the ability to levitate).  So if you started showing signs of thought impression or acquisition, you were a vessel candidate and closely protected, watched, and guided until a corpse was chosen.  And Gheric, like it or not, was the latest in a long line of would-be Lore-bound.

The family crypt had 37 esteemed ancestors, all dusty skeletons by now, whose knowledge, skills, and powers were lost until the next kin who could act as a vessel.  There were no spells, no rites, just this centuries-old tradition of chaining the youth up to the ancestor du jour.  After reaching adulthood the process rarely worked, and if it did the transfer was minimal at best.  More family lore and skills had been lost trying to pair the venerable ancestors up with adult hosts than they would ever likely recover.  In their teens was best, young enough to be successful, but old enough to understand the need and not be afraid.  At seventeen though (seventeen and a half, if anyone asked him), Gheric knew his signs came late.  Not knowing which aspect of the traditions were functional or not, nothing was left to chance.  So he was chained to the oldest past relative from the crypt, not allowed to separate himself from the dismal corpse, forbidden any animal products that are not obtained by slaughter (no milk, cheese, eggs, etc.), no sleep for more than 4 hours at a time, and no visitation other than family.

How the process really worked, or if there were any alternative ways, nobody knew.  It was hoped that one day an ancestor with such knowledge would be hosted.  Gheric's family had a wealth of skills and knowledge, but generation to generation more was being lost than gained.  Leeny, for example, had escaped her bindings and gone into town one evening to meet her boyfriend.  Upon returning just before dawn, she discovered her corpse-companion had crumbled into dust, its past lost forever.  And Leeny was no longer able to read or impress minds.  They were not about to make the same mistake with Gheric.  Somehow, in some way, the knowledge would just flow into him.  But if he missed out on...




Aw darnit @Michelle Lynne (US1) , this isn't the essay competition blog!  How'd I get sucked into here?

[4876883] Michelle Lynne (US1) [None] :: Dec. 10, 2017, 2:01 a.m.

Manatee (US1) said:

Michelle Lynne (US1) said:

no @Manatee (US1) essays??? those the only ones that matter lol. screw this thread i'm out!!! 

Chained to a desiccated corpse, that's not how he wanted to spend the holidays.  He was relatively certain by now the others were having a great time tearing into sweetmeats and pies, with the youngest siblings chasing the family pets every which way around the tables.  Oh it was his own fault, there's no denying that.  Patience, he told himself, he never had enough patience.  With a resigned sigh, Gheric glanced at the dusty cords and shackles that promised weeks of quiet solitude, and  for the seventh time that afternoon tried imagining some other sequence of events instead.

He was well fed, and the chamber pots were changed out regularly.  The windows cast harsh sunlight on the opposite wall from their lofty perch, which kept things warm enough.  Soon, he knew, Mopsy would come in and try to cheer him up with stories no one but her cared about.  He wondered if she'd let some of the others join him, but if the past two days were any indication it would just be a waste of breath to ask.  Idly bending the finger bones of his mute companion, Gheric fidgeted with a moldy arm here, a fractured leg there, anything to keep boredom at bay. 

Several more hours passed, completely devoid of anything remotely worth curiosity before he heard the stolid gait of Mopsy making her way down the hall.  A full six feet three inches tall and built like an ox, she dwarfed most of the other girls (and boys) in their community.  Not that her imposing size mattered, she took after Mimi Pudina with her demeanor... more likely to bake you a pie than look upon anyone with a stern eye.  But one thing she did know: Gheric wasn't going anywhere and he wasn't having any distracting visitors.  Brushing aside the heavy grey dividing curtain, she made her way to his side, set down a tray of food and contemplated his dour expression.

"You know we cannot change this, Gherry.  It's how we done it since Sanchin firs' come over from Arbaless four hund'd years ago."
He picked up a meat pie and bit into it, saying nothing.
"D'you want sumthin' reading like?  A puzzle?  I dunno know if I have any paint sheets left, would those help?"
Savory juice dripping down his chin, tickling the wisps of what might someday become a beard, he reached for some of the linen, avoiding her gaze.
"Wish you'd jus' talk t'me Gherry.  We can make this easier.  Maybe I can tell you another story?"
"No more stories Mops, I just want to go outside."
"You know we can't do that, it's bad enough we learnt this late, yer already seventeen!"
"I know Mops, but why these stupid traditions?  We can tie me up with him at night, or stick him in a sack on my back and at least that way my days aren't ruined!"
Mopsy shook her head, arms crossed and hands tucked in defensively... "That's not tradition, an' you don't want to be the next to break the cycle... d'you remember what happened to Leeny when she went to town last..."
"I know, I know!  It's just hard that's all.  There's got to be a better way than chaining me to him until ... whatever."

And that was the crux of it right there.  Nobody knew exactly what was supposed to happen.  Family secrets were passed down generation to generation, and if you were lucky, invaluable skills came with them.  No one knew who would be chosen, no one knew how it happened.  That knowledge must have been lost in one of the dreaded cycle-breaks, and who knew what skills were lost besides?  All Gheric knew was that he read a mind: Fannessa's of all people, and made the mistake of letting slip that she had a thing for his younger brother.  So eager to tease him, he hadn't even realized what it meant that he knew her thoughts.  And with that, well, Mopsy, Cherun, Baird, and the other Lore-bound knew what must be done.  Each had gone through the same Stygian rites, each now possessing a piece of the family heritage (and in Cherun's case, the ability to levitate).  So if you started showing signs of thought impression or acquisition, you were a vessel candidate and closely protected, watched, and guided until a corpse was chosen.  And Gheric, like it or not, was the latest in a long line of would-be Lore-bound.

The family crypt had 37 esteemed ancestors, all dusty skeletons by now, whose knowledge, skills, and powers were lost until the next kin who could act as a vessel.  There were no spells, no rites, just this centuries-old tradition of chaining the youth up to the ancestor du jour.  After reaching adulthood the process rarely worked, and if it did the transfer was minimal at best.  More family lore and skills had been lost trying to pair the venerable ancestors up with adult hosts than they would ever likely recover.  In their teens was best, young enough to be successful, but old enough to understand the need and not be afraid.  At seventeen though (seventeen and a half, if anyone asked him), Gheric knew his signs came late.  Not knowing which aspect of the traditions were functional or not, nothing was left to chance.  So he was chained to the oldest past relative from the crypt, not allowed to separate himself from the dismal corpse, forbidden any animal products that are not obtained by slaughter (no milk, cheese, eggs, etc.), no sleep for more than 4 hours at a time, and no visitation other than family.

How the process really worked, or if there were any alternative ways, nobody knew.  It was hoped that one day an ancestor with such knowledge would be hosted.  Gheric's family had a wealth of skills and knowledge, but generation to generation more was being lost than gained.  Leeny, for example, had escaped her bindings and gone into town one evening to meet her boyfriend.  Upon returning just before dawn, she discovered her corpse-companion had crumbled into dust, its past lost forever.  And Leeny was no longer able to read or impress minds.  They were not about to make the same mistake with Gheric.  Somehow, in some way, the knowledge would just flow into him.  But if he missed out on...




Aw darnit @Michelle Lynne (US1) , this isn't the essay competition blog!  How'd I get sucked into here?

woohoo bedtime story from @Manatee (US1) now i can fall asleep peacefully. lol.