Forum: empire-en
Board: [940] Goodgame Empire - Art/Lore
Topic: [285123] Forum War I
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Dan o Shanter (US1) [None]
:: Oct. 2, 2015, 9:01 p.m.
*mutters to self*
I know how to deal with this...
*moves in stealthily and replaces the entire water supply of both sides with triple distilled, Goliath-fuddler potency white lightning uisgebeath, probably about 175 proof if that system had been invented yet, in which opium poppies and hashish have been steeping for a matter of seven years or so*
I know how to deal with this...
*moves in stealthily and replaces the entire water supply of both sides with triple distilled, Goliath-fuddler potency white lightning uisgebeath, probably about 175 proof if that system had been invented yet, in which opium poppies and hashish have been steeping for a matter of seven years or so*
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InsaneDuckling (GB1) [None]
:: Oct. 3, 2015, 1:27 a.m.
Lord Taggart (INT1) said:Grace and Rajan joined me. I was the first one to make a side.
Also, I do not comprenda all da fancy guns and firearms. I fight medieval style.
*casts Protection Hex on Grace and Rajan*
By the way, you fools, you are currently doing anything, lol. Putting ~'s in front and after or doing it first person style does absolutely nothing.
Dude, dude, dude. The '~'s are like commands. The phrase with the asterisks in front of and after it is an action. Glad to clear that up . . .
Also, thanks for the Protection thingymajigy. I was worried that I'd die after the sixth or seventh missile. The pains of being one of the few people who don't god-mod . . .
*Bounces up and down on toes*
*Begins running towards one of the missile launch-sites*
*Clicks safety off on handgun*
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Rajan37 (IN1) [None]
:: Oct. 3, 2015, 4:32 a.m.
Okay.Lord Taggart (INT1) said:Grace and Rajan joined me. I was the first one to make a side.
*casts Protection Hex on Grace and Rajan*
*Joins Sandra*
And I have my own protection.
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InsaneDuckling (GB1) [None]
:: Oct. 3, 2015, 8:19 a.m.
. . . Oh my gosh, I just realised how weird 'Protection' sounds when you actually think about it. *Lol*
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NickDude (US1) [None]
:: Oct. 3, 2015, 9:16 a.m.
Could you shut up in a minute? We are trying to fight here.vinter322 (generic2) said:graceL.H.E (AU1) said:. . . Oh my gosh, I just realised how weird 'Protection' sounds when you actually think about it. *Lol*
It`s penetration i know
*fires lighting bolts to vinter322*
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InsaneDuckling (GB1) [None]
:: Oct. 3, 2015, 9:30 a.m.
*Gapes* HE DID NOTHING WRONG THIS TIME! SANDRA, STOP! YOU'RE PROVOKING THE FIGHT, AND LAUNCHING THE FIRST PUNCH AND THEREFORE IS TECHNICALLY THE BAD GUY!
*Stops lightning in its tracks by forcing a wave of flames in its path*
*Stops lightning in its tracks by forcing a wave of flames in its path*
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NickDude (US1) [None]
:: Oct. 3, 2015, 9:35 a.m.
*speaks like a gentle Shaolin monk*
Please. No interruptions in the fight. I must do this. Universe said I should.
*fires few more lighting bolts*
*sets on fire*
Demonic voice from inside Sandravlc- MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! YOU PUNY MORTALS, GET OUT FROM MY WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MUST BREAK HAVOC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WORLD WILL CRUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sandravlc- *with very weak voice* he..........is...............possessing...........me to..................be..............bad..............HELP..........Me...............................................
*is burning badly, almost burning to the bone*
Please. No interruptions in the fight. I must do this. Universe said I should.
*fires few more lighting bolts*
*sets on fire*
Demonic voice from inside Sandravlc- MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! YOU PUNY MORTALS, GET OUT FROM MY WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MUST BREAK HAVOC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WORLD WILL CRUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sandravlc- *with very weak voice* he..........is...............possessing...........me to..................be..............bad..............HELP..........Me...............................................
*is burning badly, almost burning to the bone*
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InsaneDuckling (GB1) [None]
:: Oct. 3, 2015, 9:37 a.m.
*Flames grow bigger*
In Christ's name, I compel you!
In Christ's name, I compel you!
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Dauglas (NL1) [None]
:: Oct. 3, 2015, 9:38 a.m.
*Builds a camp*
General Fox, I hereby offerize you to controll the Dauglas trade federation's red elite army,
Send spy's to see wich army is winning the battle, and wich nation is easy to defeat.
*Dauglas leaves in his spaceship.*
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NickDude (US1) [None]
:: Oct. 3, 2015, 9:40 a.m.
Demon- *moans and groans*
Sandravlc- *moans from pain* AGHK! Holy..........water.................and...............cross.................................do it............
Sandravlc- *moans from pain* AGHK! Holy..........water.................and...............cross.................................do it............
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InsaneDuckling (GB1) [None]
:: Oct. 3, 2015, 9:50 a.m.
Pray, my friend! One does not need objects to call on the power of God!
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NickDude (US1) [None]
:: Oct. 3, 2015, 9:52 a.m.
Demon/Sandravlc- HOW THE HECK DO I PRAY???????????????????????????????????????
Sandravlc- He......is...................consuming me......................................quick......................pour the..............holy water..............................................or i am dea..................d.............
Sandravlc- He......is...................consuming me......................................quick......................pour the..............holy water..............................................or i am dea..................d.............
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InsaneDuckling (GB1) [None]
:: Oct. 3, 2015, 9:54 a.m.
*Searches for Holy water*
*Spots a bottle of Holy water conveniently placed ten feet away*
*Picks up bottle and splashes its contents all over Sandra*
*Spots a bottle of Holy water conveniently placed ten feet away*
*Picks up bottle and splashes its contents all over Sandra*
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NickDude (US1) [None]
:: Oct. 3, 2015, 10 a.m.
Demon- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sandravlc- he.........is................abandoning me...........Regaining strength.......yes......
*flames get smaller and smaller by every second*
Sandravlc- he.........is................abandoning me...........Regaining strength.......yes......
*flames get smaller and smaller by every second*
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InsaneDuckling (GB1) [None]
:: Oct. 3, 2015, 10:02 a.m.
Umm . . .
*Looks down at flaming hands*
Yeah, okay . . .
*Looks down at flaming hands*
Yeah, okay . . .
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NickDude (US1) [None]
:: Oct. 3, 2015, 10:06 a.m.
*starts to pray by himself*
*the flames are gone*
Yo, Grace. Thanks for savin meh butt back there.
*the demon comes out*
Oh. Sorry for speaking hippie/American style. Thank you very much, I really owe you one now.
*the flames are gone*
Yo, Grace. Thanks for savin meh butt back there.
*the demon comes out*
Oh. Sorry for speaking hippie/American style. Thank you very much, I really owe you one now.
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Rajan37 (IN1) [None]
:: Oct. 3, 2015, 12:33 p.m.
That's it?Lord Taggart (INT1) said:*starts to pray by himself*
*the flames are gone*
Yo, Grace. Thanks for savin meh butt back there.
*the demon comes out*
Oh. Sorry for speaking hippie/American style. Thank you very much, I really owe you one now.
Fight is over?
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InsaneDuckling (GB1) [None]
:: Oct. 3, 2015, 12:59 p.m.
*Waves flaming hands frantically*
Nooo . . . That was just for drama!
Nooo . . . That was just for drama!
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Rajan37 (IN1) [None]
:: Oct. 3, 2015, 1:02 p.m.
So . . . when does the fight start?
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InsaneDuckling (GB1) [None]
:: Oct. 3, 2015, 1:24 p.m.
It depends whether you consider a bunch of nuclear missiles being sent our way a fight or not.