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Forum: empire-en
Board: [940] Goodgame Empire - Art/Lore
Topic: [285123] Forum War I

[4142340] Dan o Shanter (US1) [None] :: Oct. 2, 2015, 9:01 p.m.
*mutters to self*

I know how to deal with this...

*moves in stealthily and replaces the entire water supply of both sides with triple distilled, Goliath-fuddler potency white lightning uisgebeath, probably about 175 proof if that system had been invented yet, in which opium poppies and hashish have been steeping for a matter of seven years or so*

[4142448] InsaneDuckling (GB1) [None] :: Oct. 3, 2015, 1:27 a.m.
Grace and Rajan joined me. I was the first one to make a side.

Also, I do not comprenda all da fancy guns and firearms. I fight medieval style.

*casts Protection Hex on Grace and Rajan*

By the way, you fools, you are currently doing anything, lol. Putting ~'s in front and after or doing it first person style does absolutely nothing.

Dude, dude, dude. The '~'s are like commands. The phrase with the asterisks in front of and after it is an action. Glad to clear that up . . .

Also, thanks for the Protection thingymajigy. I was worried that I'd die after the sixth or seventh missile. The pains of being one of the few people who don't god-mod . . .

*Bounces up and down on toes*

*Begins running towards one of the missile launch-sites*

*Clicks safety off on handgun*

[4142482] Rajan37 (IN1) [None] :: Oct. 3, 2015, 4:32 a.m.
Grace and Rajan joined me. I was the first one to make a side.

*casts Protection Hex on Grace and Rajan*


Okay.
*Joins Sandra*

And I have my own protection.

[4142641] InsaneDuckling (GB1) [None] :: Oct. 3, 2015, 8:19 a.m.
. . . Oh my gosh, I just realised how weird 'Protection' sounds when you actually think about it. *Lol*

[4142741] NickDude (US1) [None] :: Oct. 3, 2015, 9:16 a.m.
. . . Oh my gosh, I just realised how weird 'Protection' sounds when you actually think about it. *Lol*

It`s penetration i know
Could you shut up in a minute? We are trying to fight here.

*fires lighting bolts to vinter322*

[4142767] InsaneDuckling (GB1) [None] :: Oct. 3, 2015, 9:30 a.m.
*Gapes* HE DID NOTHING WRONG THIS TIME! SANDRA, STOP! YOU'RE PROVOKING THE FIGHT, AND LAUNCHING THE FIRST PUNCH AND THEREFORE IS TECHNICALLY THE BAD GUY!

*Stops lightning in its tracks by forcing a wave of flames in its path*

[4142785] NickDude (US1) [None] :: Oct. 3, 2015, 9:35 a.m.
*speaks like a gentle Shaolin monk*

Please. No interruptions in the fight. I must do this. Universe said I should.

*fires few more lighting bolts*

*sets on fire*

Demonic voice from inside Sandravlc- MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! YOU PUNY MORTALS, GET OUT FROM MY WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MUST BREAK HAVOC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WORLD WILL CRUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sandravlc- *with very weak voice* he..........is...............possessing...........me to..................be..............bad..............HELP..........Me...............................................

*is burning badly, almost burning to the bone*

[4142789] InsaneDuckling (GB1) [None] :: Oct. 3, 2015, 9:37 a.m.
*Flames grow bigger*

In Christ's name, I compel you!

[4142795] Dauglas (NL1) [None] :: Oct. 3, 2015, 9:38 a.m.

*Builds a camp*

General Fox, I hereby offerize you to controll the Dauglas trade federation's red elite army,

Send spy's to see wich army is winning the battle, and wich nation is easy to defeat.

*Dauglas leaves in his spaceship.*


[4142799] NickDude (US1) [None] :: Oct. 3, 2015, 9:40 a.m.
Demon- *moans and groans*

Sandravlc- *moans from pain* AGHK! Holy..........water.................and...............cross.................................do it............

[4142823] InsaneDuckling (GB1) [None] :: Oct. 3, 2015, 9:50 a.m.
Pray, my friend! One does not need objects to call on the power of God!



[4142827] NickDude (US1) [None] :: Oct. 3, 2015, 9:52 a.m.
Demon/Sandravlc- HOW THE HECK DO I PRAY???????????????????????????????????????

Sandravlc- He......is...................consuming me......................................quick......................pour the..............holy water..............................................or i am dea..................d.............

[4142829] InsaneDuckling (GB1) [None] :: Oct. 3, 2015, 9:54 a.m.
*Searches for Holy water*

*Spots a bottle of Holy water conveniently placed ten feet away*

*Picks up bottle and splashes its contents all over Sandra*

[4142840] NickDude (US1) [None] :: Oct. 3, 2015, 10 a.m.
Demon- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sandravlc- he.........is................abandoning me...........Regaining strength.......yes......

*flames get smaller and smaller by every second*

[4142846] InsaneDuckling (GB1) [None] :: Oct. 3, 2015, 10:02 a.m.
Umm . . .

*Looks down at flaming hands* 

Yeah, okay . . .

[4142855] NickDude (US1) [None] :: Oct. 3, 2015, 10:06 a.m.
*starts to pray by himself*

*the flames are gone*

Yo, Grace. Thanks for savin meh butt back there.

*the demon comes out*

Oh. Sorry for speaking hippie/American style. Thank you very much, I really owe you one now.

[4143087] Rajan37 (IN1) [None] :: Oct. 3, 2015, 12:33 p.m.
*starts to pray by himself*

*the flames are gone*

Yo, Grace. Thanks for savin meh butt back there.

*the demon comes out*

Oh. Sorry for speaking hippie/American style. Thank you very much, I really owe you one now.
That's it?
Fight is over?

[4143166] InsaneDuckling (GB1) [None] :: Oct. 3, 2015, 12:59 p.m.
*Waves flaming hands frantically*

Nooo . . . That was just for drama!

[4143176] Rajan37 (IN1) [None] :: Oct. 3, 2015, 1:02 p.m.
So . . . when does the fight start?

[4143254] InsaneDuckling (GB1) [None] :: Oct. 3, 2015, 1:24 p.m.
It depends whether you consider a bunch of nuclear missiles being sent our way a fight or not.