Forum: empire-en

Board: [940] Goodgame Empire - Art/Lore

Topic: [285123] Forum War I

[4163433] InsaneDuckling (GB1) [None] :: Oct. 17, 2015, 11:17 p.m.

*Jumps up*

*Tackles Arcane Biwman to the ground*

*Hisses angrily*

Stay out of this!

[4167279] Dan o Shanter (US1) [None] :: Oct. 21, 2015, 7:01 a.m.

*meanwhile the cattie-dragon grows bored, retransforms to dragon/ halfbreed*

*eats the sceptre of the gods again*

%!HIC!%

*several half-butterfly, half-dragonfly, half-Superfly creatures appear, except with gracefully spiraled tails and about four feet long; these begin strafing King Jupiter, furture and any allies of theirs with mini firebreath...mini only in the sense that their flames can be measured in feet rather than hundreds of yards*

%!HIC!%

*large masses of cotton candy begin falling out of the sky at random*

%!HIC!%

*the gods finally grow disgusted and depower the sceptre, which promptly dissolves in the mix of two species' stomach acid...particularly powerful in this case, since such hyperconcentrated acid is key to draconian flight and fire production in at least three known hypotheses and one paradigm*

[4170511] overlord90098 (GB1) [GB1] :: Oct. 22, 2015, 3:27 p.m.

* pulls out giant sword* 

' one man army'

[4173868] InsaneDuckling (GB1) [None] :: Oct. 25, 2015, 2 p.m.

overlord90098 (GB1) said:

* pulls out giant sword* 

' one man army'

*Raises sword in the air and yells from the horizon at overlord*

Damn straight!

[4173888] NickDude (US1) [None] :: Oct. 25, 2015, 2:15 p.m.

Arcane Bowmaster- More insects? Not a problem.

*fires spectral bolt*

*bolt turns to few other arcanes*

Arcane Scythemaster- Bow before us, mortals. You have no chance against us.

*swings his scythe towards Grace*

Anonymous voice- Stop! You shall not hurt innocent civilians!

*voice reveals itself*

Sandramancy Seraphim- The evil minds do not sucess in this merciless world.

Arcane Bowmaster- . . . What?

Sandramancy Barbarian. U will get rekt m8.

Arcane Bowmaster- NEVER!

*fires few Arcane Arrows to Sandramancy Seraphim*

Meanwhile . . .

Sandramancy Militia- Master, there have been reports of Arcanes attacking random passengers.

Sandravlc- Oh come on! When I am eating my steak? Don't be kidding me.

[4173922] InsaneDuckling (GB1) [None] :: Oct. 25, 2015, 2:54 p.m.

*Sits back down on rock and begins humming while polishing sword and daggers*

[4174922] K K (US1) [None] :: Oct. 26, 2015, 12:13 p.m.

I watch the fight between the two magicians with great interest. That is until a stay bolt or two almost hit me in the face. I begin to pay even more attention to the fight, but not for the same reasons as before. No... Far from it....

[4179684] Sir Raymondo 56 (US1) [None] :: Oct. 29, 2015, 8:45 p.m.

Meanwhile it's coming closer to Halloween Eve & everything is getting stranger by the minute. Sir Ray flying overhead on his new MegaRobo Dragon Spike replacing his faithful pet dragons  Piff & Spike lost in the strage  war at the Plush Pub due to time warps & stuff. Spies a battle of craziness, down below, but keeps on time traveling to stay out of harms way this to strange by far.

[4198458] -gimley (US1) [None] :: Nov. 16, 2015, 2:07 a.m.

Sorry folk's. I've been gone for some time! How's the war? Oh... I see I am still not easily destroyed.

[4198499] Dan o Shanter (US1) [None] :: Nov. 16, 2015, 6:03 a.m.

Hmmm...giant sword, eh?

*pulls out gravity field generator*

*turns up setting to 11...Spinal Tap-style 11 *

*points field generator at overlord, activates*

'Can anybody say, "Thud?" '
'Aaackthbph-tudthbth!'
'Very good, Bill! '

[4206138] 17yhgt (US1) [None] :: Nov. 23, 2015, 11:58 p.m.

*Recruits ness*

¨Die, scum! Watch helplessly as I use my powers to drive all your troops insane! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!¨

[4206211] Dan o Shanter (US1) [None] :: Nov. 24, 2015, 6:02 a.m.

Like general, like troops, and I being officially diagnosed with terminal poetry am already quite insane thank you very much indeed, would you like a cup of tea with that exploding singularity spiral that's uncorking a mini Big Bang in reverse on ness and any other carpetbaggers who try to horn in on the mines of insanity ore that are my essential nutriment?

[4206217] SKINK (AU1) [None] :: Nov. 24, 2015, 6:16 a.m.

Time travels to the battlefield and lands in the midst of a colossal battle going on.
*Whoa where am I?*
Time machine groans 
*Uh oh that doesn't look too good*
Time machine starts smoking, a large flash and then incinerates 
*Oh crap the time machine is destroyed now, how will I ever get back home*
*Sniffs*
Looks at the dismembered bodies of soldiers lying scattered amongst the field
*Gags*
*I must find my way back home*
Someone a soldier perhaps has spotted him
*Uh oh*
Jumps and hides in a prickly shrub
*Ouch!*
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Hi I'am new to this role-playing thing, so please if I have done something wrong or mucked up the story in some way then please let me know  

[4206694] Dan o Shanter (US1) [None] :: Nov. 24, 2015, 6 p.m.

(no worries, Skink, we've hired professional mucker-uppers to get our story up on the lift, spin the tires a bit, check the oil, all that sort of Car Talk kinda thing. and they all agree it can't be done)

*draws a certified organic Vermont microbrew in a 24-oz. engraved silver stein that used to be known as the sceptre of the gods and which the gods all agree is more useful and joybringing in its current form*

*hands same to skink from aronnd the other side of the gorse bush*

*sniffs at catnip growing next to bush; eats catnip*

*remembers what a hallucinatory effect catnip has upon me when I'm in cattie-dragon form...just a little...too...LAAATE...*

Look...pixies!

*spits a glob of liquid dragonfire*

Pixies LOVE to play with these!

I think they're kinda...over there?  Behind those archerying and scything and...whoa, trippy!  Pixies love trippy...oh I know, those...what is it? I heard the name...oh, ARCANE!...I think those guys are the pixies' triptoys...HEY!  Maybe that means THEY love to play with these TOO!

*begins tossing liquid fire globules underhanded at Arcanes*

[4207105] SKINK (AU1) [None] :: Nov. 25, 2015, 5:47 a.m.

*Skink gratefully accept the silver stein*
"So what do we do now"
*Doesn't seem to hear Skink instead starts sniffing at something in the bush*
"Hello"?
*The dragon  starts mumbling and shouting something about pixies*
"Pixies? That can't be right"
*Looks at me and yells*
"Look...pixies"!
"Wait no! I'm not a pixie"
*Spits out a flaming ball of liquid directly at Skink* 
"Whoa"!
*Narrowly misses Skink's face, Skink reaches out for the silver stein on the ground and scalds his hand as it is scorching hot*
"Yowww"

[4264983] Shiva302 (IN1) [None] :: Jan. 21, 2016, 2:25 p.m.

* I enter*
*send in an army of transformers*
*all die*
Fight over so soon?
Too bad, I was hoping to use my galaxy destroyers.
They're out of touch.
*Evil laugh*
MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[4477156] aidan7 (GB1) [None] :: July 2, 2016, 11:21 a.m.

[4477209] Wilson Wang (AU1) [None] :: July 2, 2016, 12:27 p.m.

Drops nuclear bomb, killing the whole world (It was sent from north Korea, and this nuclear bomb "accidentally" destroyed North Korea as well. Earth is blown to smithereens and time goes until the 999999990019991 year, when Earth starts to come back together, and dinosaurs start roaming earth.

[4479416] overlord90098 (GB1) [GB1] :: July 4, 2016, 5:24 p.m.

*gives up* 
'i'm going to the pub cya' 

[4479787] Wilson Wang (AU1) [None] :: July 5, 2016, 7 a.m.

overlord90098 (GB1) said:

*gives up* 
'i'm going to the pub cya' 

lol