Forum: empire-en

Board: [940] Goodgame Empire - Art/Lore

Topic: [285361] The Plush Pub

[4368162] Jeffery~West (US1) [None] :: April 1, 2016, 1:40 p.m.

*Enters pub*
"What the heck is this?*

[4368172] ShadowOfEvil (GB1) [None] :: April 1, 2016, 1:49 p.m.

* Disables the iron man suit*
*WiteLighing falls to the depths*

[4368263] overlord90098 (GB1) [GB1] :: April 1, 2016, 3:22 p.m.

*gets up*
oh that hurt 
*ready's another nuke* 
PLEASE JUST DIE WITE

[4368398] Shiixxan (INT1) [None] :: April 1, 2016, 5:45 p.m.

*Sticks a carrot in WiteLightning's mouth*

[4368516] overlord90098 (GB1) [GB1] :: April 1, 2016, 8:28 p.m.

*puts nuke on carrot* 
*shoots it*
*nuke explodes*

[4368612] WiteLighting (GB1) [None] :: April 1, 2016, 11:27 p.m.

Hellllooooo Carnifex  

*Quickly runs behind the bar and shoves as much alcohol into a bag as he can*

*Swiftly turns around and leans on the bar like nothing happened*

What can I get you? Vodka and Tonic? Whisky? A Martini (James Bond style)  

[4370427] hge (US1) [None] :: April 4, 2016, 1:15 a.m.

*Channels Elf_Lord power through Elven Ring, creating a devastating blast of power that disintegrates all the people fighting*
I hate to do that...... Just move to the war thread if you are going to fight.... this is a pub, not a battlezone. 

[4374386] InsaneDuckling (GB1) [None] :: April 8, 2016, 7:51 a.m.

Carnifex (GB1) said:

*Enters pub*
"What the heck is this?*

I've no idea myself.

[4374468] overlord90098 (GB1) [GB1] :: April 8, 2016, 10:19 a.m.

WiteLighting (GB1) said:

Hellllooooo Carnifex  

*Quickly runs behind the bar and shoves as much alcohol into a bag as he can*

*Swiftly turns around and leans on the bar like nothing happened*

What can I get you? Vodka and Tonic? Whisky? A Martini (James Bond style)  

I would like you head in this box 

[4374478] WiteLighting (GB1) [None] :: April 8, 2016, 10:43 a.m.

That's not very nice
*Puts a bullet through Overlord's head*

Heheheheehe

[4374623] overlord90098 (GB1) [GB1] :: April 8, 2016, 1:29 p.m.

ow that hurt you know bullets are really inconvenient
too bad your going to die
not my fault sorry
* stands ups*
*pulls out bullet*
*grabs gun*
well this is going to be your own personal nightmare AND YOUR NEVER WAKING UP 

[4374717] WiteLighting (GB1) [None] :: April 8, 2016, 3:59 p.m.

Yeah....We'll see about that

[4374737] Shiixxan (INT1) [None] :: April 8, 2016, 4:19 p.m.

*Burps*

Pardon me...

Please carry on

[4374745] ShadowOfEvil (GB1) [None] :: April 8, 2016, 4:24 p.m.

*takes popcorn out*

This is going to be intersting

[4374771] WiteLighting (GB1) [None] :: April 8, 2016, 4:51 p.m.

-_-

*Unsheaths the sword of WiteLighting and slices Shixxan's pinky with one swift arc*
*Sneers* Oopsy, my bad....

*Grabs ShadowOfEvil's popcorn*
Eurgh! Salty! *Chucks the salty popcorn at the stub on Shixxan's hand where his pinky used to be*

[4374778] ShadowOfEvil (GB1) [None] :: April 8, 2016, 4:58 p.m.

Takes out my butter popcorn

[4374788] Shiixxan (INT1) [None] :: April 8, 2016, 5:09 p.m.

*Waves other pinky in WiteLighting's face*

You forgot one.....

*Pokes him in the eye*

[4374894] WiteLighting (GB1) [None] :: April 8, 2016, 7:38 p.m.

*Dodges before the pinky hits*
Suck it xD
I can play this game all day but we all know I'm the most powerful person in the universe.

[4375001] Shiixxan (INT1) [None] :: April 8, 2016, 9 p.m.

No I do not

[4375005] hge (US1) [None] :: April 8, 2016, 9:07 p.m.

*Sits down on bench*
OK. Carry on guys.