Forum: empire-en
Board: [940] Goodgame Empire - Art/Lore
Topic: [285361] The Plush Pub
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joseph719 (US1) [US1]
:: Oct. 8, 2015, 1:06 p.m.
*gets behind bar, starts selling pop corn*
*grabs shot gun for safe guard*
heh, what the heck was in that catnip....
*grabs shot gun for safe guard*
heh, what the heck was in that catnip....
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Sir Raymondo 56 (US1) [None]
:: Oct. 8, 2015, 7:26 p.m.
Say Inn Keep what pray tell do serve to Dragon Ryders here in the Great Kingdom? My Dragon & I are very hungry, have any Yak burgers with Yak cheese, bacon, tomato, lettuce, pickles,& Horsey sauce yum?
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Sir Raymondo 56 (US1) [None]
:: Oct. 8, 2015, 7:29 p.m.
Say Inn Keeper make my Yak burger med. well, The Dragon Piff likes his raw, with a side of coal oil & root beer.
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Dan o Shanter (US1) [None]
:: Oct. 9, 2015, 7:14 a.m.
*begins lashing tail in curious spiral pattern*
*a strange dusty wind arises, smelling of camphor and VERY ancient linen*
This should be interesting.
*points tail at sword, then in a sweeping arc. Wind proceeds to extinguish flames and blow feathers off any and all birds in the place*
I suggest three-minute rounds with a minute rest between, winner of the round buys drinks for loser and themselves; and that we keep it a personal honor duel...you don't bring in the fleet, I won't bring in the mummies or the seven-headed jackal/asp mutant I won from Anubis in a game of Senet. First drink's on me
*beckons Joe with tail*
Egyptian beer for me, and get the duck/person there whatever floats their feathers.
*a strange dusty wind arises, smelling of camphor and VERY ancient linen*
This should be interesting.
*points tail at sword, then in a sweeping arc. Wind proceeds to extinguish flames and blow feathers off any and all birds in the place*
I suggest three-minute rounds with a minute rest between, winner of the round buys drinks for loser and themselves; and that we keep it a personal honor duel...you don't bring in the fleet, I won't bring in the mummies or the seven-headed jackal/asp mutant I won from Anubis in a game of Senet. First drink's on me
*beckons Joe with tail*
Egyptian beer for me, and get the duck/person there whatever floats their feathers.
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joseph719 (US1) [US1]
:: Oct. 9, 2015, 1:40 p.m.
you like yaks a lot don'tchya? well orders going up *yells* GRITTA GET TO WORK! MEDIUM YAK BURGER! YAK BEER! YAK FRIES! RAW YAK! BOILED YAK! FRIEND YAK! JUST PUT INA LOT OF YAK AND PRAY!
oh, that wasn't your order? when it gets to your table and you start to complain, I will look at you questionably, raise my eye brows and then make you begin to wonder if you where actually wrong and DID order that, and if you choose to re order, I will double the charge, and then get it wrong again, who are they gonna believe?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *pharmacist walks up to me* here Joe, you forgot your drugs again.
oh... ya, um, Gritta, just get what he asked for... thanks...
oh, that wasn't your order? when it gets to your table and you start to complain, I will look at you questionably, raise my eye brows and then make you begin to wonder if you where actually wrong and DID order that, and if you choose to re order, I will double the charge, and then get it wrong again, who are they gonna believe?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *pharmacist walks up to me* here Joe, you forgot your drugs again.
oh... ya, um, Gritta, just get what he asked for... thanks...
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joseph719 (US1) [US1]
:: Oct. 9, 2015, 1:41 p.m.
Egyptian beers up... and a glass of water of Mr Duck himself.
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InsaneDuckling (GB1) [None]
:: Oct. 9, 2015, 11:19 p.m.
Dan o Shanter (US1) said:*begins lashing tail in curious spiral pattern*
*a strange dusty wind arises, smelling of camphor and VERY ancient linen*
This should be interesting.
*points tail at sword, then in a sweeping arc. Wind proceeds to extinguish flames and blow feathers off any and all birds in the place*
I suggest three-minute rounds with a minute rest between, winner of the round buys drinks for loser and themselves; and that we keep it a personal honor duel...you don't bring in the fleet, I won't bring in the mummies or the seven-headed jackal/asp mutant I won from Anubis in a game of Senet. First drink's on me
*beckons Joe with tail*
Egyptian beer for me, and get the duck/person there whatever floats their feathers.
*Rolls eyes* Please, if you think I'm one to bring in an army, you don't know me at all.
*Calls out to the bartender* I want a whiskey!
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JackelKight (US1) [None]
:: Oct. 10, 2015, 1:12 a.m.
*Raz in his room feels around for his biting wallet *
"Well that cursed pocket book took a walk again did it? No biggie it'll find its way back by morning."
*Goes to lay down in the bed.*
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joseph719 (US1) [US1]
:: Oct. 10, 2015, 2:31 a.m.
fine, havea whiskey, the state ya'l are in you might want a water in the morning though...
*hearsa thumping upstairs and a some dude cussing that his pocket boook... walked away? wait wha..? oh, never mind, start whistling and clean a cup.. nothing to see here...*
*hearsa thumping upstairs and a some dude cussing that his pocket boook... walked away? wait wha..? oh, never mind, start whistling and clean a cup.. nothing to see here...*
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InsaneDuckling (GB1) [None]
:: Oct. 10, 2015, 2:49 a.m.
I'll take some coffee in the morning.
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joseph719 (US1) [US1]
:: Oct. 10, 2015, 3:25 p.m.
ok, heres your coffee..... but I am not sure what all I put in there, I just know it looks like coffee, I made it last night, can't remember how, just did.... there is a microwave if need be...
(btw, last night I went to a football game, I think we won, but I left early cause I'm lazy
at concessions they had some awesome hot coco, like seriously, the stuff was addicting, I had 7 cups before I stopped myself, the people at the stand where giving me some odd looks by the end of hte night, thought I would share my story
)
(btw, last night I went to a football game, I think we won, but I left early cause I'm lazy
at concessions they had some awesome hot coco, like seriously, the stuff was addicting, I had 7 cups before I stopped myself, the people at the stand where giving me some odd looks by the end of hte night, thought I would share my story
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InsaneDuckling (GB1) [None]
:: Oct. 10, 2015, 3:28 p.m.
Not now, I said in the morning!
But thanks for the whiskey. *Quickly chugs down whiskey*
But thanks for the whiskey. *Quickly chugs down whiskey*
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JackelKight (US1) [None]
:: Oct. 10, 2015, 10:51 p.m.
*Raz gets woke up by someone yelping in pain cursing about something biting them from under the counter*
*looking out the window he see it is still dark but much later in the night judging by the position of the moon.*
"Well looks like tat cursed pocket book found its midnight snack"
*Raz lays his head on th epillow muttering to himself*
"they always told me never to tick a wizard off , but did I listen? *yarns* Now I'm stuck with that cursed pocket book"
*Raz unconsciously rubs his hands where a few loose scales surrounds a bit of scared tissue*
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Dan o Shanter (US1) [None]
:: Oct. 11, 2015, 3:47 a.m.
*sigh*
That Joe, always forgetting his loyal cat's beer when she's saved him from more extradimensional threats than...
Luckily I know where the tap's kept...
*grips tap in both paws and inserts into barrel, nimbly ducking mouth under resulting freshet of beer*
*excess beer splashes into mouth of strange toothed purse under bar*
*twists tap after drinking about a gallon, shutting off flow*
Anybody up for a game of Senet?
That Joe, always forgetting his loyal cat's beer when she's saved him from more extradimensional threats than...
Luckily I know where the tap's kept...
*grips tap in both paws and inserts into barrel, nimbly ducking mouth under resulting freshet of beer*
*excess beer splashes into mouth of strange toothed purse under bar*
*twists tap after drinking about a gallon, shutting off flow*
Anybody up for a game of Senet?
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dreadnought (AU1) [None]
:: Oct. 11, 2015, 4:10 a.m.
*FacePalm*graceL.H.E (AU1) said:*Drags hand down face*
*Sigh*
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InsaneDuckling (GB1) [None]
:: Oct. 11, 2015, 8:57 a.m.
I should've put a facepalm in there. I knew I should've.
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joseph719 (US1) [US1]
:: Oct. 11, 2015, 8:18 p.m.
by me it was morning.... so picky grace... soooo picky....
*feels something squirm in pocket, puts hand in* OW! what the.... *throws pocket book out*
*book runs around the room chomping stuff* *scratchs head*
ok, who spiked my eggs....
Super Sunday Special of Spiked Space Splattered Stuff! get it now while its fresh!
*feels something squirm in pocket, puts hand in* OW! what the.... *throws pocket book out*
*book runs around the room chomping stuff* *scratchs head*
ok, who spiked my eggs....
Super Sunday Special of Spiked Space Splattered Stuff! get it now while its fresh!
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moist (US1) [None]
:: Oct. 11, 2015, 8:46 p.m.
What in blazes is a goin' on in here? And can I sip some o' that expensive water?
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joseph719 (US1) [US1]
:: Oct. 11, 2015, 11:33 p.m.
You sure may, but I am purty sure that duck dude just used this for... ya, um, here, 50% off mate!
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InsaneDuckling (GB1) [None]
:: Oct. 12, 2015, 1:40 a.m.
Blah, I'll drink coffee when I'm hungover.
*Chugs down whiskey*
*Chugs down whiskey*