Forum: empire-en
Board: [940] Goodgame Empire - Art/Lore
Topic: [285361] The Plush Pub
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JackelKight (US1) [None]
:: Nov. 1, 2015, 5 p.m.
*A drunken Raz hears overlord and with a hot blooded temper surprisingly common among lizardfolk. Raz lunch himself claws extended at overlord assuming he was yelling at Raz*overlord90098 (GB1) said:do you want to die!!!!??joseph719 (US1) said:*sits back in a comfy rocking chair*
Anyone want sprite? at this time I do no think heavy liqour is a good time...
*throws water at anyone fighting* SOBER UP!
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joseph719 (US1) [US1]
:: Nov. 1, 2015, 7:49 p.m.
*turns to overlord* *grins* my friend, you have been away to long, I have never been alive, well, mentally, I feel no pain, no emotion, strong drink does not intoxicate me, and I feel no need to eat, I also am a distant cousin to the wolverine, and somehow managed to require his gene pool, and thus have rapid regeneration, its a shame I didnt get the claws, but regeneration has advantages, now, the realy question is... do YOU want to die? *starts to build upa lcimax, when all the sudden raz lands on overlords face* aw what the heck man, I was just trying to be cool and you go on his face... cmon...
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Dan o Shanter (US1) [None]
:: Nov. 2, 2015, 4:24 a.m.
*activates cheesy horror movie portal*
*Ash steps through portal, chainsaw-hand and boomstick at the ready*
*skeletons are shredded/blown away before they can complete destruction of alteration field*
*clones of overlord continue their merry destruction of each other, overlord, and themselves*
Want a beer, Ash?
*I start counting up my bonus style points for gratuitous Halloween-themed reference*
*Ash steps through portal, chainsaw-hand and boomstick at the ready*
*skeletons are shredded/blown away before they can complete destruction of alteration field*
*clones of overlord continue their merry destruction of each other, overlord, and themselves*
Want a beer, Ash?
*I start counting up my bonus style points for gratuitous Halloween-themed reference*
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overlord90098 (GB1) [GB1]
:: Nov. 2, 2015, 4:10 p.m.
you think i am? every time i die i just get up againjoseph719 (US1) said:*turns to overlord* *grins* my friend, you have been away to long, I have never been alive, well, mentally, I feel no pain, no emotion, strong drink does not intoxicate me, and I feel no need to eat, I also am a distant cousin to the wolverine, and somehow managed to require his gene pool, and thus have rapid regeneration, its a shame I didnt get the claws, but regeneration has advantages, now, the realy question is... do YOU want to die? *starts to build upa lcimax, when all the sudden raz lands on overlords face* aw what the heck man, I was just trying to be cool and you go on his face... cmon...
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Dan o Shanter (US1) [None]
:: Nov. 3, 2015, 3:45 a.m.
Yes, and frankly you're getting boring with it. We kill you, you come back, we kill you, you come back, we kill you, you come back, and so on and so on and so on etc. etc. etc. etc. ad nauseam etc. This thread used to be fun for me and now its not. Give it a rest already, and then we can too, since the only reason we keep trying to kill you is in reaction to you trying to kill off EVERY OTHER (**&%)( CHARACTER IN THE THREAD...overlord90098 (GB1) said:you think i am? every time i die i just get up againjoseph719 (US1) said:*turns to overlord* *grins* my friend, you have been away to long, I have never been alive, well, mentally, I feel no pain, no emotion, strong drink does not intoxicate me, and I feel no need to eat, I also am a distant cousin to the wolverine, and somehow managed to require his gene pool, and thus have rapid regeneration, its a shame I didnt get the claws, but regeneration has advantages, now, the realy question is... do YOU want to die? *starts to build upa lcimax, when all the sudden raz lands on overlords face* aw what the heck man, I was just trying to be cool and you go on his face... cmon...
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InsaneDuckling (GB1) [None]
:: Nov. 3, 2015, 4:05 a.m.
Ugh, too much talk.
*Orders whiskey*
*Orders whiskey*
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overlord90098 (GB1) [GB1]
:: Nov. 3, 2015, 4:13 p.m.
ok fight meDan o Shanter (US1) said:Yes, and frankly you're getting boring with it. We kill you, you come back, we kill you, you come back, we kill you, you come back, and so on and so on and so on etc. etc. etc. etc. ad nauseam etc. This thread used to be fun for me and now its not. Give it a rest already, and then we can too, since the only reason we keep trying to kill you is in reaction to you trying to kill off EVERY OTHER (**&%)( CHARACTER IN THE THREAD...overlord90098 (GB1) said:you think i am? every time i die i just get up againjoseph719 (US1) said:*turns to overlord* *grins* my friend, you have been away to long, I have never been alive, well, mentally, I feel no pain, no emotion, strong drink does not intoxicate me, and I feel no need to eat, I also am a distant cousin to the wolverine, and somehow managed to require his gene pool, and thus have rapid regeneration, its a shame I didnt get the claws, but regeneration has advantages, now, the realy question is... do YOU want to die? *starts to build upa lcimax, when all the sudden raz lands on overlords face* aw what the heck man, I was just trying to be cool and you go on his face... cmon...
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JackelKight (US1) [None]
:: Nov. 3, 2015, 11:10 p.m.
(aren't we already? by the way just had Raz attack because I needed to do something for being gone over a week and well you provided the first opportunities to do so. lets just have everyone cool down for a minute and have our characters talk it out (in an argument if need be) Just try to make things fun again or take it to the war game thread please (speaking of which I probably not doing to well in since I haven't check it in a while))
*Something hard hits Raz Heads and he softly mutters*
"What was that?"
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Dan o Shanter (US1) [None]
:: Nov. 4, 2015, 6:46 a.m.
that's exactly the point i was trying to MAKE! your answer just reinforces my point overlord. you should be in the bnattle arena. this is noit a battle arena. this is a pub. you're in the wrong thread altogether for the style of play you're trying to impose on the rest of us. that belongs inthe forum war thread where WE'RE ALREADY FIGHTING
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InsaneDuckling (GB1) [None]
:: Nov. 4, 2015, 8:25 a.m.
*Gulps down whiskey*
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overlord90098 (GB1) [GB1]
:: Nov. 4, 2015, 7:08 p.m.
have you seen other version of theseDan o Shanter (US1) said:that's exactly the point i was trying to MAKE! your answer just reinforces my point overlord. you should be in the bnattle arena. this is noit a battle arena. this is a pub. you're in the wrong thread altogether for the style of play you're trying to impose on the rest of us. that belongs inthe forum war thread where WE'RE ALREADY FIGHTING
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Dan o Shanter (US1) [None]
:: Nov. 5, 2015, 4:08 a.m.
Don't think I have...what is it?overlord90098 (GB1) said:have you seen other version of theseDan o Shanter (US1) said:that's exactly the point i was trying to MAKE! your answer just reinforces my point overlord. you should be in the bnattle arena. this is noit a battle arena. this is a pub. you're in the wrong thread altogether for the style of play you're trying to impose on the rest of us. that belongs inthe forum war thread where WE'RE ALREADY FIGHTING
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InsaneDuckling (GB1) [None]
:: Nov. 5, 2015, 5:10 a.m.
Ah . . . Good ol' KoK, the Hanging Noose is a great classic too. Or maybe even Cyclone's Pub, you know . . . The Noose's neighbour? Or what about the Dragon's Inn, and Uncle Barny's Nook of Fun? So many . . .
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joseph719 (US1) [US1]
:: Nov. 6, 2015, 5:50 p.m.
basically everything ends up in a big bar fight 
Any new ideas for a type of alcholic beverage? witchs brew? ghouls gucky gnome?
Any movies ya'l wanna watch? I have a weird magical motion sensing mechine in the back, I got ant man!... lolz
Any new ideas for a type of alcholic beverage? witchs brew? ghouls gucky gnome?
Any movies ya'l wanna watch? I have a weird magical motion sensing mechine in the back, I got ant man!... lolz
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JackelKight (US1) [None]
:: Nov. 9, 2015, 10:04 p.m.
Dragon spit? Maggot Blood? Zombie Brain juice? how does those sound.
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Dan o Shanter (US1) [None]
:: Nov. 10, 2015, 7:31 p.m.
I'd try the dragon spit except the dragon's a robot now...not sure they GOT spit... oil?
*considers drinking the oil anyway, thinks better of it*
*shrug*
How about a ghul pus smoothie?
*looks around for barstool I haven't used as scratching post yet*
*can't find any*
*sees broomstick propped up in corner, no witch in sight*
*sidles over ... CAUTIOUSLY*
*considers drinking the oil anyway, thinks better of it*
*shrug*
How about a ghul pus smoothie?
*looks around for barstool I haven't used as scratching post yet*
*can't find any*
*sees broomstick propped up in corner, no witch in sight*
*sidles over ... CAUTIOUSLY*
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InsaneDuckling (GB1) [None]
:: Nov. 12, 2015, 10:49 a.m.
Do you guys have carrots?
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JackelKight (US1) [None]
:: Nov. 13, 2015, 7:24 p.m.
*Raz quickly sneaks a carrot from under the counter and toss it to gracel.H.E.*
"Enjoy/"
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overlord90098 (GB1) [GB1]
:: Nov. 13, 2015, 7:52 p.m.
'to jackelkight do you value your life?'
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InsaneDuckling (GB1) [None]
:: Nov. 13, 2015, 9:22 p.m.
*Catches carrot*
*Eats carrot*
*Eats carrot*