Forum: empire-en
Board: [941] US Migration Content - PvP
Topic: [326755] Shout out to a certain player... (a war story)
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Graycat (US1) (Banned) [None]
:: Jan. 8, 2017, 4:18 p.m.
Preface: This is a war thread. The purpose of this thread is to
basically make fun of a player named @mrcastlepoop (GB1) on the UK
server. Don't feel like you have to read this or comment on here. It's all totally directed at @mrcastlepoop_(GB1). This
was posted in the US forums because the war originated on the US server,
although the battles were mainly fought on the UK world.
Farming a player and defeating him isn't humiliating enough for the defeated...
@mrcastlepoop (GB1) posted on the forums calling me a burning noob, back around the time of the sysco-atlantis war thread. MCP's post was deleted instantly, right after he posted, and his post was in another section, not on the sysco atlantis war thread. (Too bad I forgot to flag his post...) Anyway, I didn't think much of it at the time, as only people who are noobs themselves think that fires really mean anything, but in game MCP messaged me saying, "burning noob, ur so weak and pathetic im going to attack you. you act like you even have troops on the forum, but no one with fires can possibly feed troops. time to destroy you." His message was in all caps, and I took it as a threat. MCP has several alts on US1 and I took what he said as a threat. So, I logged on to my EN1 account for the first time in a few weeks, and i had won a few samurai event troops recently, so i went to work and farmed MCP, all by myself. This was a war that originated on US1 and spread to UK1. It was me against MCP and his entire alliance. Well, his UK alliance dropped him like a hot potato, threw him out, and told him to stop causing trouble with other players. MCP joined another alliance and the war raged on. All by myself I totally farmed and destroyed MrCastlePoop on UK1 and he now only has 2 weak OPs as property. In only a few days, I had totally burnt all of his castles in every kingdom with destroyer commanders. None of his friends or him ever got even one attack in on me either.
MCP's castles:
http://prntscr.com/dt0g2p
http://prntscr.com/dt0fgc
@mrcastlepoop (GB1) now has to write a 5,000 word essay on what he learned from this experience or else I will never stop farming him until he leaves the game. So, mrcastlepoop, wasn't it funny how you called me a burning noob, especially considering the state of your account right now? And mrcastlepop, if you don't reply, I'll cap/abandon the rest of your OPs and tell your new alliance to throw you out. It should be fun for you, since you consider attacks to be fun.
Farming a player and defeating him isn't humiliating enough for the defeated...
@mrcastlepoop (GB1) posted on the forums calling me a burning noob, back around the time of the sysco-atlantis war thread. MCP's post was deleted instantly, right after he posted, and his post was in another section, not on the sysco atlantis war thread. (Too bad I forgot to flag his post...) Anyway, I didn't think much of it at the time, as only people who are noobs themselves think that fires really mean anything, but in game MCP messaged me saying, "burning noob, ur so weak and pathetic im going to attack you. you act like you even have troops on the forum, but no one with fires can possibly feed troops. time to destroy you." His message was in all caps, and I took it as a threat. MCP has several alts on US1 and I took what he said as a threat. So, I logged on to my EN1 account for the first time in a few weeks, and i had won a few samurai event troops recently, so i went to work and farmed MCP, all by myself. This was a war that originated on US1 and spread to UK1. It was me against MCP and his entire alliance. Well, his UK alliance dropped him like a hot potato, threw him out, and told him to stop causing trouble with other players. MCP joined another alliance and the war raged on. All by myself I totally farmed and destroyed MrCastlePoop on UK1 and he now only has 2 weak OPs as property. In only a few days, I had totally burnt all of his castles in every kingdom with destroyer commanders. None of his friends or him ever got even one attack in on me either.
MCP's castles:
http://prntscr.com/dt0g2p
http://prntscr.com/dt0fgc
@mrcastlepoop (GB1) now has to write a 5,000 word essay on what he learned from this experience or else I will never stop farming him until he leaves the game. So, mrcastlepoop, wasn't it funny how you called me a burning noob, especially considering the state of your account right now? And mrcastlepop, if you don't reply, I'll cap/abandon the rest of your OPs and tell your new alliance to throw you out. It should be fun for you, since you consider attacks to be fun.
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MrCastlePoop (US1) [None]
:: Jan. 8, 2017, 4:45 p.m.
HAHAHAAHA LOL I DO NOT PLAY ON THAT ACCOUNT HAHAHAHAH, I STOPPED USING IT 2 WEEKS AGO
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MrCastlePoop (US1) [None]
:: Jan. 8, 2017, 4:46 p.m.
HAHAHHAHA OMG THIS IS SOOOO FUNNY
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Graycat (US1) (Banned) [None]
:: Jan. 8, 2017, 4:58 p.m.
Don't worry MCP, we believe you. See these quotation marks I'm making with my hands? That means I don't believe you.MrCastlePoop (US1) said:HAHAHAAHA LOL I DO NOT PLAY ON THAT ACCOUNT HAHAHAHAH, I STOPPED USING IT 2 WEEKS AGO
So explain why you were changing alliances left and right, recruiting troops, and trying to repair fires all day long last week. Totally makes sense. 5,000 word essay or you'll never get peace. Longer it takes you, the more buildings that get destroyed.
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lion7037 (US1) [None]
:: Jan. 8, 2017, 7:16 p.m.
Cruel 
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MrCastlePoop (US1) [None]
:: Jan. 9, 2017, 4:37 p.m.
haha, you are just hitting my alts, i care a little about the one on gb 1 cause i spent money on it, but my main one will be hidden from you
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Graycat (US1) (Banned) [None]
:: Jan. 9, 2017, 5:06 p.m.
nah, I burnt up your main account too. Destroyed it last week if you'd bother to check.MrCastlePoop (US1) said:haha, you are just hitting my alts i care a little about that alt on gb cuz i spent money on it, but my main account will be hidden from you
how is that you have so many accounts in so many alliances and have spent so much time and money on the game, and yet you are so pathetic and weak? (Or as you like to say, a burning noob.)
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outlaw_always (US1) [US1]
:: Jan. 9, 2017, 5:38 p.m.
MCP? does that stand for minecraft player or the shitty name you gave yourself? are you 12? What are you doing with mommy's credit card?
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MrCastlePoop (US1) [None]
:: Jan. 10, 2017, 4:07 p.m.
Graycat (US1) said:
I have been playing for 3 years, my main main account is on US 1 and i do not want to use it cause i have powerful OPS so i have made an alt on US1 that has a totally different name from mrcastlepoop, i have been upgrading it and making it powerful, a week ago i was 2nd highest ranking in honour until i was massed on that account. Also get ready cause in 1-2 weeks i will take your ops and remove them from the game and if you get any other other ops i will just do that. Ps i only have 4 accounts 1 on GB1 and 3 on US1nah, I burnt up your main account too. Destroyed it last week if you'd bother to check.MrCastlePoop (US1) said:haha, you are just hitting my alts i care a little about that alt on gb cuz i spent money on it, but my main account will be hidden from you
how is that you have so many accounts in so many alliances and have spent so much time and money on the game, and yet you are so pathetic and weak? (Or as you like to say, a burning noob.)
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MrCastlePoop (US1) [None]
:: Jan. 10, 2017, 4:08 p.m.
SHUT UP, your lucky your in a nice alliance or you would be fucked by nowoutlaw_always (US1) said:MCP? does that stand for minecraft player or the shitty name you gave yourself? are you 12? What are you doing with mommy's credit card?
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MrCastlePoop (US1) [None]
:: Jan. 10, 2017, 4:09 p.m.
PS gonna burn you with sabotageoutlaw_always (US1) said:MCP? does that stand for minecraft player or the shitty name you gave yourself? are you 12? What are you doing with mommy's credit card?
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Graycat (US1) (Banned) [None]
:: Jan. 10, 2017, 6:37 p.m.
Lol, this is too much.MrCastlePoop (US1) said:You know, I truly think that I am better than everyone else, and that no one else understands me. You all need to submit to the Fourth Reich, infidels. I have been playing for 3 years, have tons of alts, and i have these super powerful OPs that i can destroy even Negan with. I have been upgrading my alts and making them even more powerful so that I can go to war with people like Graycat for no reason and then hopefully I won't get rekt on the third or fourth try. A week ago i was 2nd highest ranking in honour until i was massed on that account by that biitch named Graycat and got burnt up. Also get ready, infidels, cause in 1-2 weeks i will take your ops and remove them from the game and if you get any other other ops i will do the same thing over and over and I have more alts than you so I am more powerful. Do you think that you are better than me? No one is better than me! Ps i only have 4 accounts 1 on GB1 and 3 on US1. And now I have to go do my homework because mommy said so, but I'll be back in like one or two or three weeks with all of my alts to try and take your OPs fools.
You fell for it by the way MCP. I've never posted a war thread for bragging rights. (Well, actually, there was that one time...) Every war thread that I've ever posted was for diplomatic reasons. You see, MCP, you admitted to mutli-accounting and owned up to every point that I threw at you, all in front of the world. No alliance will want someone like you, ever, and now your entire plan is void. For every war thread that I've ever posted, it was for alternative purposes, and when the other side plays along and posts in reply, they often fall right into whatever I wanted them to say. I had planned on you admitting to mutli-accounting, running alts, and all of that. You sure have a big ego for a little 3rd grader. Emotional manipulation can get the other side to basically say whatever you want them to, and there's also the physiological factor involved in these types of war threads. Mass times velocity equals impact; if you can wage a lightning war, paint your enemy in a bad light, order them around, threaten to take their OPs, and destroy them all within a few days, humiliate them in public, and other things like that, then your impact will be greater. Wars aren't about attacking, and fires stop once there is nothing left to consume. No virtual flame is eternal, and each one fades. Thus, you can not rely on fires and attacks to win your wars while still causing permanent damage. You have to emotionally manipulate your enemy into giving up and thinking that he is a loser, and that is quite easy to do with many people. My demand for you to write a 5,000 word essay and all that talk about all of the horrible things that I'd do to you in game was just a manipulation tactic to make you feel weaker, and get a response out of you, lol. I'm not a cruel or heartless person, and I expected that you'd start running your mouth about being top in honor and having all these really powerful alts. I have said often in the past that it is impossible to defeat someone on Empire due to how the game is set up, but that is not true. To defeat someone, you have to find out what the believe in, why they are fighting, why they won't give up, and then destroy whatever it is that pushes them onward to continue fighting. If you know what their anchor is and can destroy that along with whatever sense of honor that they have, then you can defeat them. And if you can not do that, then you can not defeat them, and you will lose the war in the end. I'm freely saying all of this because I've gotten all that I wanted from you, MCP. I have defeated you. You don't seem to understand something. Running alts is against the terms of use and will get you banned. Now, you're nothing more than a dead corpse on the battlefield with no home, no allegiance, no alliance, and no future. Rest in peace.
You should get a job at GGS. I hear that they hire 3rd graders to do programming...I also am a developer and a programmer, and I make real good money, so I have no problem with using mommy's credit card to buy rubies and troops to attack you with. And stop calling me a human!
Since you love wars so much, don't you want to finish one candy bar before breaking all of your teeth again on another one?MrCastlePoop (US1) said:SHUT UP, your lucky your in a nice alliance or you would be fucked by now. PS gonna sabotage you.outlaw_always (US1) said:MCP? does that stand for minecraft player or the shitty name you gave yourself? are you 12? What are you doing with mommy's credit card?
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Neurotic (AU1) [None]
:: Jan. 11, 2017, 2:57 a.m.
So much shit talk from a guy named poop...MrCastlePoop (US1) said:SHUT UP, your lucky your in a nice alliance or you would be fucked by nowoutlaw_always (US1) said:MCP? does that stand for minecraft player or the shitty name you gave yourself? are you 12? What are you doing with mommy's credit card?
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MrCastlePoop (US1) [None]
:: Jan. 12, 2017, 4:10 p.m.
yes, i admitted to alts but that is so now i can play as a high level and low level also, i have been playing this game for three years and i am almost ready to f up your ops, i will move near you and hit you at night on all three, be ready as i am about to end the biggest game of your life, nerd.Graycat (US1) said:Lol, this is too much.MrCastlePoop (US1) said:You know, I truly think that I am better than everyone else, and that no one else understands me. You all need to submit to the Fourth Reich, infidels. I have been playing for 3 years, have tons of alts, and i have these super powerful OPs that i can destroy even Negan with. I have been upgrading my alts and making them even more powerful so that I can go to war with people like Graycat for no reason and then hopefully I won't get rekt on the third or fourth try. A week ago i was 2nd highest ranking in honour until i was massed on that account by that biitch named Graycat and got burnt up. Also get ready, infidels, cause in 1-2 weeks i will take your ops and remove them from the game and if you get any other other ops i will do the same thing over and over and I have more alts than you so I am more powerful. Do you think that you are better than me? No one is better than me! Ps i only have 4 accounts 1 on GB1 and 3 on US1. And now I have to go do my homework because mommy said so, but I'll be back in like one or two or three weeks with all of my alts to try and take your OPs fools.
You fell for it by the way MCP. I've never posted a war thread for bragging rights. (Well, actually, there was that one time...) Every war thread that I've ever posted was for diplomatic reasons. You see, MCP, you admitted to mutli-accounting and owned up to every point that I threw at you, all in front of the world. No alliance will want someone like you, ever, and now your entire plan is void. For every war thread that I've ever posted, it was for alternative purposes, and when the other side plays along and posts in reply, they often fall right into whatever I wanted them to say. I had planned on you admitting to mutli-accounting, running alts, and all of that. You sure have a big ego for a little 3rd grader. Emotional manipulation can get the other side to basically say whatever you want them to, and there's also the physiological factor involved in these types of war threads. Mass times velocity equals impact; if you can wage a lightning war, paint your enemy in a bad light, order them around, threaten to take their OPs, and destroy them all within a few days, humiliate them in public, and other things like that, then your impact will be greater. Wars aren't about attacking, and fires stop once there is nothing left to consume. No virtual flame is eternal, and each one fades. Thus, you can not rely on fires and attacks to win your wars while still causing permanent damage. You have to emotionally manipulate your enemy into giving up and thinking that he is a loser, and that is quite easy to do with many people. My demand for you to write a 5,000 word essay and all that talk about all of the horrible things that I'd do to you in game was just a manipulation tactic to make you feel weaker, and get a response out of you, lol. I'm not a cruel or heartless person, and I expected that you'd start running your mouth about being top in honor and having all these really powerful alts. I have said often in the past that it is impossible to defeat someone on Empire due to how the game is set up, but that is not true. To defeat someone, you have to find out what the believe in, why they are fighting, why they won't give up, and then destroy whatever it is that pushes them onward to continue fighting. If you know what their anchor is and can destroy that along with whatever sense of honor that they have, then you can defeat them. And if you can not do that, then you can not defeat them, and you will lose the war in the end. I'm freely saying all of this because I've gotten all that I wanted from you, MCP. I have defeated you. You don't seem to understand something. Running alts is against the terms of use and will get you banned. Now, you're nothing more than a dead corpse on the battlefield with no home, no allegiance, no alliance, and no future. Rest in peace.You should get a job at GGS. I hear that they hire 3rd graders to do programming...I also am a developer and a programmer, and I make real good money, so I have no problem with using mommy's credit card to buy rubies and troops to attack you with. And stop calling me a human!Since you love wars so much, don't you want to finish one candy bar before breaking all of your teeth again on another one?MrCastlePoop (US1) said:SHUT UP, your lucky your in a nice alliance or you would be fucked by now. PS gonna sabotage you.outlaw_always (US1) said:MCP? does that stand for minecraft player or the shitty name you gave yourself? are you 12? What are you doing with mommy's credit card?
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lion7037 (US1) [None]
:: Jan. 13, 2017, 1:54 a.m.
@MrCastlePoop (US1) You can be banned for having alts lmao. So it won't matter that you have a better account xD
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hionmentho (US1) [US1]
:: Jan. 13, 2017, 2:50 a.m.
FFS, just kiss already.
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Lord septimus (US1) [None]
:: Jan. 13, 2017, 5:57 a.m.
Stop trying to make this into your erotic fanfiction the "long sleepless night". -Mrcastlepoop x graycat (Lemons ahead)hionmentho (US1) said:FFS, just kiss already.
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Kozmo (US1) (Banned) [None]
:: Jan. 13, 2017, 7:20 a.m.
I WANNA SEE BRs PLEAAASSSEEEE
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Kvass (US1) [RU1]
:: Jan. 13, 2017, 8:31 a.m.
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Kozmo (US1) (Banned) [None]
:: Jan. 13, 2017, 9:02 a.m.
MINECRAFTPOOP YOU SWALLOWKvass (US1) said: