Forum: empire-en

Board: [942] US Migration Content - Community

Topic: [280614] DUMB jokes

[-280614] Mikashikyo (US1) [None] :: June 28, 2015, 5:52 a.m.

So 2 muffins are cooking in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "Its hot in here". The other muffin looks at him and screams in fear, "Oh my god, its a talking muffin"

[4088703] CyberHades [None] :: July 2, 2015, 11:20 p.m.

do u have a hole in ur shoe?
no
then how did u get ur feet in?

[4088704] CyberHades [None] :: July 2, 2015, 11:24 p.m.

And the lord said to john

"come forth and you will recieve eternal life"

john came fifth and got a toaster

[4088705] CyberHades [None] :: July 2, 2015, 11:26 p.m.

bill gates farted in a apple store but it was the stores' fault for not having ?windows

[4088737] Mikashikyo (US1) [None] :: July 4, 2015, 10:49 a.m.

CyberHades wrote: »

bill gates farted in a apple store but it was the stores' fault for not having ?windows

I laughed, that wasn't dumb enough lol