Forum: empire-en

Board: [942] US Migration Content - Community

Topic: [287677] Comedy contest

[-287677] Barnacleez (US1) [None] :: Oct. 17, 2015, 12:05 a.m.

Jokes, riddles, whatever.

Reward for winning:
Unknown

Contest ends:
November 3, 2015

I'll start.
Trump: I am officially running........for Fish God.
I will make this country "bigger and better and bigger and bigger and bigger" and AMERICA.
I will be the JUDGE.
Obama is a -------------------------.
Bigger, better, ever stronger.
Bigger, better, ever stronger.
America's -----, that's Obama.
Bigger, better, ever stronger.

Bernie: Oh, he's a disruptive influence!

Me: Trump is a dump.
Jebediah Kerman is a bad---.