Forum: empire-en

Board: [942] US Migration Content - Community

Topic: [293862] Jedi Vs. The Dark Side

[4253414] Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None] :: Jan. 10, 2016, 10:34 p.m.

Alright Mr. Yoda, how dare you disgrace the Jedi Order! You are a murderer, and you will pay for your crimes against the republic, the Jedi, and the Sith. You're under arrest in the name of the galactic republic!

[4253417] Coolking4716 (US1) [None] :: Jan. 10, 2016, 10:40 p.m.

Noble Leone (US1) said:

Alright Mr. Yoda, how dare you disgrace the Jedi Order! You are a murderer, and you will pay for your crimes against the republic, the Jedi, and the Sith. You're under arrest in the name of the galactic republic!

Like to see you try I would, most skills I have, decapitate you I will if come any closer you do.

[4253427] Luxtena (US1) [None] :: Jan. 10, 2016, 10:51 p.m.

Coolking4716 (US1) said:

Noble Leone (US1) said:

Alright Mr. Yoda, how dare you disgrace the Jedi Order! You are a murderer, and you will pay for your crimes against the republic, the Jedi, and the Sith. You're under arrest in the name of the galactic republic!

Like to see you try I would, most skills I have, decapitate you I will if come any closer you do.

could take down Sidious you could not, Revan, you have no chance against, do you not? Hehehe.

[4253429] Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None] :: Jan. 10, 2016, 10:56 p.m.

I don't think so Mr. Yoda, you see, I am a SITH LORD, and you do not want to see me when I'm mad, I have also studied Darth Plagius' holocron, so I know who to reincarnate the dead, and myself, so please do try Mr. Yoda, even if I fall, you will have an entire galactic republic to take my place, if you come with me willingly I assure you a fair trial. . .

[4253439] Luxtena (US1) [None] :: Jan. 10, 2016, 11:12 p.m.

Cormyria (US1) said:

Luxtena (US1) said:

Yes you may eat Darth Revan Cthulu.

ok im in as soon as the FC's leave and we start our joust .... we shall see who eats who ....

YAY!  

[4253452] Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None] :: Jan. 10, 2016, 11:41 p.m.

But afterwords, we shall become stronger than you could ever imagine Lux.

[4253454] Coolking4716 (US1) [None] :: Jan. 10, 2016, 11:44 p.m.

Noble Leone (US1) said:

I don't think so Mr. Yoda, you see, I am a SITH LORD, and you do not want to see me when I'm mad, I have also studied Darth Plagius' holocron, so I know who to reincarnate the dead, and myself, so please do try Mr. Yoda, even if I fall, you will have an entire galactic republic to take my place, if you come with me willingly I assure you a fair trial. . .

Wrong you are, a well kept secret there is, if I disintegrate you die you will.  

[4253467] Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None] :: Jan. 11, 2016, 12:46 a.m.

A well kept secret? I know this secret, and you Mr. Yoda, are procrastinating. *ignites red and blue lightsabers.*

[4253516] Luxtena (US1) [None] :: Jan. 11, 2016, 3:17 a.m.

Noble Leone (US1) said:

A well kept secret? I know this secret, and you Mr. Yoda, are procrastinating. *ignites red and blue lightsabers.*

You shall not harm him! One of the cleaning droids from before appears, along with all it's buddies.They all open up compartments and weapons appear, they all begin to fire things varying from lightning to fire to plasma, and several other hazards at him.

[4253530] Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None] :: Jan. 11, 2016, 3:28 a.m.

He leaps into the air, pushes himself of of the wall, through the air and begins a deadly dance through the cleaning droids, hacking, slashing, deflecting, and forcing.

[4253545] Luxtena (US1) [None] :: Jan. 11, 2016, 3:53 a.m.

Only to discover the are made from a lightsaber resistant material.

Ha! You really thought I would send in droids without preparing them, Ha!

[4253548] Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None] :: Jan. 11, 2016, 4 a.m.

Then Darth Revan levitates them, and crushes their metal frames like tin cans, then he through them out the window into the oncoming air traffic, getting rammed and bashed around before falling 200 meters to the surface of Couracant, then picked apart by scavengers and sold on the black market only to be melted down at 300,000,000 degrees Celsius into scrap metal. 

"Now, as for you Darth Yoda, where were we?

[4253907] Coolking4716 (US1) [None] :: Jan. 11, 2016, 4:44 p.m.

Luxtena (US1) said:

Only to discover the are made from a lightsaber resistant material.

Ha! You really thought I would send in droids without preparing them, Ha!

There is no such thing as plasma resistant material it's physically impossible.

[4254294] Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None] :: Jan. 12, 2016, 2:51 a.m.

Not to the laws of Star Wars,light saber resistant materiel includes:
Darth Banes Armor
The armor of the ancient Jedi and Sith 
The three armed creature from the planet of the dougs: 

Light sabers, light saber emitters, and the force are also immune to light sabers. (Bestila Shan uses the force to catch a light saber blade with her hands) (Darth Vader uses the force to catch plasma lasers in Empire)

[4256466] Cormyria (US1) [None] :: Jan. 13, 2016, 11:26 p.m.

Well since everyone wants to play Star Wars and LOVECRAFT seems to be too confusing in that universe and I got banned and deleted anyway .... can I just be BOBA FETT ??? Copyright TM REG George Lucas ....etc... litigation pending ??

[4256468] Coolking4716 (US1) [None] :: Jan. 13, 2016, 11:28 p.m.

Cormyria (US1) said:

Well since everyone wants to play Star Wars and LOVECRAFT seems to be too confusing in that universe and I got banned and deleted anyway .... can I just be BOBA FETT ??? Copyright TM REG George Lucas ....etc... litigation pending ??

Yeah sure why not

[4256470] Coolking4716 (US1) [None] :: Jan. 13, 2016, 11:29 p.m.

He dies to the dumbest thing ever like a jet pack malfunction REALLY J.J ABRAMS

[4256471] Cormyria (US1) [None] :: Jan. 13, 2016, 11:32 p.m.

Coolking4716 (US1) said:

He dies to the dumbest thing ever like a jet pack malfunction REALLY J.J ABRAMS

Hey that was rewritten so that in the end he FIGHTS HIS WAY OUT of certain death and lives to do more jetpack bounty hunting .... unlike some of the other less fortunate villains here .....

[4256473] Coolking4716 (US1) [None] :: Jan. 13, 2016, 11:34 p.m.

Yeah just wondering why am I the only hero???? I feel so alone

[4256474] Coolking4716 (US1) [None] :: Jan. 13, 2016, 11:35 p.m.

I'm renaming this Jedi vs The Dark Side