Forum: empire-en

Board: [942] US Migration Content - Community

Topic: [297541] The Salty Mermaid INN and Alehouse ...

[-297541] Cormyria (US1) [None] :: Jan. 21, 2016, 4:16 a.m.

AVAST !! This be the Salty Mermaid and we are a respectable pub and tavern here magistrates we are in NO WAY filled with the most wanted pirates and war criminals in the history of the GREAT EMPIRE and the person you were looking for just went that a way ....

[4264408] Cormyria (US1) [None] :: Jan. 21, 2016, 6:39 a.m.

I think I just like running a tavern but I also like to keep my options open ....

[4264413] Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None] :: Jan. 21, 2016, 6:50 a.m.

A large, stocky man tromps through the door way, he has an orange beard, a dagger for a hand, and a cruel, sneering face. *Walks up to the counter and points dagger hand at the pub master* "I be a lookn' for a smallish man with a durk cloak and shurt, scruffy beard, ya happn' ta ha seen em' by any chance, ye'matee?"

[4264414] Cormyria (US1) [None] :: Jan. 21, 2016, 6:54 a.m.

pushes the dagger aside ( casually ) " what is it with people feeling the need to point weapons at me every time I open a tavern here ??? Haven't we already established how difficult it is to kill me with that kind of thing ???" the wild eyed mariner favors this latest patron with a blast of fetid breath and a harsh cackle as the thunder peals and echoes a counter point to the approaching squall .....

[4264417] Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None] :: Jan. 21, 2016, 7:02 a.m.

"Well, ye see, it adds an intimidation facr' to the aspect of me jolly characters, but I be askin' again, where be the man with da cloak?"

[4264419] Cormyria (US1) [None] :: Jan. 21, 2016, 7:08 a.m.

it says very clearly on the door magistrate .... the man you are looking for ? ... he just left .....

[4264423] Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None] :: Jan. 21, 2016, 7:20 a.m.

*Pulls out pistol, shoots at the sign, which explodes into smithereens*

"Which direction did he go in?!" roared the man, slamming his dagger hand into the counter.

[4264425] Cormyria (US1) [None] :: Jan. 21, 2016, 7:22 a.m.

Noble Leone (US1) said:

*Pulls out pistol, shoots at the sign, which explodes into smithereens*

"Which direction did he go in?!" roared the man, slamming his dagger hand into the counter.

immediately confiscates the pistol and tosses it into a box with the other pistols and light crossbows and puts up a new sign with the dagger from the counter and an old wooden mallet  ....." do what now"?? mutters the barkeep ....

[4264430] Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None] :: Jan. 21, 2016, 7:28 a.m.

"I REPEAT, WHERE DID DA DIRTY DOG OF A MAN GO?!" bellowed the man in anger.

[4264434] Cormyria (US1) [None] :: Jan. 21, 2016, 7:37 a.m.

"Sorry there magistrate ye'argh going to have to speak up I am deaf as a post you see I was a gunner's mate aboard a man o' war " .... passes the stout man an even stouter ale .... and a wooden spork to eat it with .... "that is how I lost me other leg ye savy ?" ...

[4264917] Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None] :: Jan. 21, 2016, 2:02 p.m.

*Grabs the collar of the bar keeper, leans in close so that you can smell the fowl smell on his breath, and see the scurvy ridden teeth in his mouth*

"You will tell me exactly where he went, or you will suffer the price of your life." Growled the man pointing his knife hand at the bar keepers throat.

[4265249] Cormyria (US1) [None] :: Jan. 21, 2016, 4:37 p.m.

Noble Leone (US1) said:

*Grabs the collar of the bar keeper, leans in close so that you can smell the fowl smell on his breath, and see the scurvy ridden teeth in his mouth*

"You will tell me exactly where he went, or you will suffer the price of your life." Growled the man pointing his knife hand at the bar keepers throat.

The tavern keeper casually produces and  points a loaded pistol at the strangely aggressive man's stomach and pulls the trigger ... "Now you have been shot and the man you are looking for just went that a way "... leaves the stranger in a heap to bleed to death from a nasty stomach wound the kind you can only get from a .40 caliber muzzle loaded lead ball  ..... there will be no more threatening of tavern keepers with weapons here ...  I decided to pack two pistols this time ... just in case ... You go find a surgeon I am going to go reload ... and check my powder ....

[4265651] Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None] :: Jan. 22, 2016, 12:15 a.m.

One of the Inn keepers servants calmly walks out of the back room and drags the man out the door, and leaves him in a heap down the road, so it won't look suspicious.

[4265654] Cormyria (US1) [None] :: Jan. 22, 2016, 12:18 a.m.

hands the mug of ale to the helpful swabbie and splits the coins that fell from the man's seacoat when his body hit the floor ... One for you and two for me ... Mind the wind and hold yer water ....

[4272178] joe kickass (US1) [None] :: Jan. 28, 2016, 10:06 a.m.

the man in the black cloak walks in the door.....walks to the bar keep and asks*who shot my grandpa

[4272588] Cormyria (US1) [None] :: Jan. 28, 2016, 6:15 p.m.

the man you are looking for just left .....

[4272788] Shiixxan (INT1) [None] :: Jan. 28, 2016, 10:23 p.m.

Cormyria (US1) said:

the man you are looking for just left .....

He just came back.....

[4272828] Cormyria (US1) [None] :: Jan. 28, 2016, 11:45 p.m.

Shiixxan (INT1) said:

Cormyria (US1) said:

the man you are looking for just left .....

He just came back.....

well then feel free to tell the good fella over there everything he wants to know .... at yer leisure of course .....

[4272833] Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None] :: Jan. 28, 2016, 11:52 p.m.

The man turns, sees them, and flees the alehouse, but another man steps in front of the door, barricading his way out, the man turns around frantically, searching for a way out, then he draws a pistol, and points it at the man at the counter.

[4272835] Shiixxan (INT1) [None] :: Jan. 28, 2016, 11:53 p.m.

Cormyria (US1) said:

Shiixxan (INT1) said:

Cormyria (US1) said:

the man you are looking for just left .....

He just came back.....

well then feel free to tell the good fella over there everything he wants to know .... at yer leisure of course .....

Feel free to tell him yourself
Leisure is a luxury i cannot afford right now.....