Forum: empire-en

Board: [942] US Migration Content - Community

Topic: [299493] A corrupt wish

[4291614] Cormyria (US1) [None] :: Feb. 13, 2016, 9:58 a.m.

wish granted but the rising pressure of focusing so much energy into one thing attracts random piranha fish who immediately skeletonize all your cows ... I wish for a GIANT PIRANHA FISH like this one ....

[4291621] Shiixxan (INT1) [None] :: Feb. 13, 2016, 10:03 a.m.

Wish granted but you get a lvl 1 gem as a reward

I wish for a pet lion

[4291633] Cormyria (US1) [None] :: Feb. 13, 2016, 10:07 a.m.

wish granted but it turns out to be ASLAN from Narnia and as you know that means he will hold you accountable for all your actions in his realm .... I wish for an end to this ice in green ....

[4291636] Shiixxan (INT1) [None] :: Feb. 13, 2016, 10:10 a.m.

Wish granted but the ice in EW is gone as well

I wish for a pet lion that is not Aslan

[4291645] Cormyria (US1) [None] :: Feb. 13, 2016, 10:20 a.m.

wish granted but it turns out that owning a pet lion is actually against the endangered species act and you are forced to go on daytime talk shows for the rest of your life to defend your ownership of exotic pets against detractors from around the globe ... I wish for all the stuff I keep losing back ... SPECIFICLY my little red wagon and my FREE PONY ....

[4291661] Shiixxan (INT1) [None] :: Feb. 13, 2016, 10:26 a.m.

Wish granted but your pony dies and your wagon is broken

I wish for a unicorn

[4291680] Cormyria (US1) [None] :: Feb. 13, 2016, 10:38 a.m.

wish granted BUT the unicorn demands you go on a quest to find THE amulet and close THE portal before THE cthulu crosses into this world and if you should fail all life as we know it would perish as well .... here is a unicorn for you ... I wish you guys would just let me have my FREE PONY !!

[4291685] Shiixxan (INT1) [None] :: Feb. 13, 2016, 10:40 a.m.

I gave you a pony remember...
Not my fault it died

I want a 3k defender fc

[4291693] Cormyria (US1) [None] :: Feb. 13, 2016, 10:46 a.m.

wish granted but it attacks you when you are offline and your alliance doesn't get there in time to support your defense and you ARE the one that wrote my pony dead so now I have to keep wishing for a living pony as dead horseflesh is only fit to feed the ravens ....

[4291695] Shiixxan (INT1) [None] :: Feb. 13, 2016, 10:49 a.m.

Wish granted... You get a living pony.... But it runs away

I want to fly

[4291698] Cormyria (US1) [None] :: Feb. 13, 2016, 10:51 a.m.

wish granted but you cannot pay all the fines for crossing airspace corridors and will soon be sucked into a jet engine intake for all your folly in that regard ... now about that little red wagon ....

[4291700] Shiixxan (INT1) [None] :: Feb. 13, 2016, 10:54 a.m.

You get a wagon for your birthday but it gets stolen by me

I want to be smarter then Einstein

[4291706] Cormyria (US1) [None] :: Feb. 13, 2016, 11:01 a.m.

wish granted but the newfound genius ideas you put forth are mistaken for insanity be lesser minds and you are forced to spend the rest of your life in arkham asylum next to the rest of the super villains that batman keeps dropping off there ... I wish for a supermassive black hole so I can be friends with it ....

[4291711] Shiixxan (INT1) [None] :: Feb. 13, 2016, 11:06 a.m.

Wish granted.... But that friendship ended when you got sucked in

I wish to be able to surf on gravity waves

[4291715] Cormyria (US1) [None] :: Feb. 13, 2016, 11:16 a.m.

wait just a nanosecond you get to surf on gravity waves but I can't be friends with a singularity ??? I wish to cry foul !! ....

"Time can only be fully understood after it has ended" .... God ....

[4291719] Shiixxan (INT1) [None] :: Feb. 13, 2016, 11:23 a.m.

Wish Granted... You cried foul so loud it was a foul

I still wanna surf on them waves

[4291736] Cormyria (US1) [None] :: Feb. 13, 2016, 11:38 a.m.

look if you can do that then I really can't stop you can I ? Not with words at least right ? as one time traveler to another once said ...." Sorry I was late" ...."twice" ....

I wish not to get tickled to death ....

[4291740] Shiixxan (INT1) [None] :: Feb. 13, 2016, 11:44 a.m.

Since you dnt have any wish you get tickled to death

I wish to live in a world without GGE

[4291744] Cormyria (US1) [None] :: Feb. 13, 2016, 11:49 a.m.

Shiixxan (INT1) said:

Since you dnt have any wish you get tickled to death

I wish to live in a world without GGE

wait you mean this isn't THE WORLD ?? I thought GGE was the WORLD and all the other stuff was just a fairytale told to children so they would stay in the stronghold after the last bells of blackwatch sound ... I wish for more time to think of a better wish ....

[4291756] Shiixxan (INT1) [None] :: Feb. 13, 2016, 11:57 a.m.

Time Stopping powers granted

Unfortunately you cannot control your powers and get stuck forever

I wish for a cool drink

Cormyria (US1) said:

look if you can do that then I really can't stop you can I ? Not with words at least right ? as one time traveler to another once said ...." Sorry I was late" ...."twice" ....

I wish not to get tickled to death ....

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