Forum: empire-en
Board: [942] US Migration Content - Community
Topic: [304934] What are some of your favorite or funny Quotes?
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Sir Wins Alot (US1) [None]
:: April 2, 2016, 8:57 p.m.
Here are a few of mine....
"I'm unique...just like everyone else"Have you ever noticed that the word "SILENT" has the same letters as "LISTEN" ?
Life is not measured by the amount of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"When you feel DOWN ...................LOOK up."
Listen, smile, agree and then do whatever you were going to do anyway.
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
"Beauty is in the eye of the BEER holder "
"A day woven in PRAYER rarely unravels."
You may be on the right track...but...if you stay still to long...you will get ran over.
"Don’t let someone else’s opinion of you become your reality."
A BAD day of fishing beats a GOOD day at work.
The person who says something is impossible should not interrupt the person who is doing it.
And one of my favorites I try to live by daily....
"Change your attitude and it will change your world"...
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Shiixxan (INT1) [None]
:: April 2, 2016, 9:21 p.m.
I like Pizza <------ My favorite quote
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Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None]
:: April 6, 2016, 3:16 a.m.
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." ~ Gandhi
"If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the
poor, and you will have treasure in heaven." ~ Jesus
"The economy is in big trouble right now, and calling on Donald Trump to fix it is like your house being on fire and calling an Arsonist to come help out." ~ Senator Warren
"When you try for a full loaf, worst case scenario, you get a half loaf. If you try for a half loaf, all you get is crumbs." ~ Bernie Sanders
"If you are yourself, people will come to hate you, they will hate you for two reasons: They will hate you because they envy you, and they will hate you because you are brave enough to be yourself. So be you, and give them more of a reason to hate. You have already won the battle." ~ Darth Virilus
"If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the
poor, and you will have treasure in heaven." ~ Jesus
"The economy is in big trouble right now, and calling on Donald Trump to fix it is like your house being on fire and calling an Arsonist to come help out." ~ Senator Warren
"When you try for a full loaf, worst case scenario, you get a half loaf. If you try for a half loaf, all you get is crumbs." ~ Bernie Sanders
"If you are yourself, people will come to hate you, they will hate you for two reasons: They will hate you because they envy you, and they will hate you because you are brave enough to be yourself. So be you, and give them more of a reason to hate. You have already won the battle." ~ Darth Virilus
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DaSnipeMan (US1) [US1]
:: April 8, 2016, 4:06 a.m.
Here's a couple of my favourites:
We are all here on earth to help other; what on earth the others are here for I don't know - W. H. Auden
One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening - Franklin P. Jones
What's another word for Thesaurus? - Steven Wright
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams
You see much more of your children once they leave home - Lucille Ball
We are all here on earth to help other; what on earth the others are here for I don't know - W. H. Auden
One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening - Franklin P. Jones
What's another word for Thesaurus? - Steven Wright
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams
You see much more of your children once they leave home - Lucille Ball
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Sir Wins Alot (US1) [None]
:: April 21, 2016, 10:46 a.m.
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RedMarvel (US1) [US1]
:: April 21, 2016, 10:56 a.m.
Spider Robinson (writer)
God is an iron.
If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an iron.
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Sir Wins Alot (US1) [None]
:: April 21, 2016, 3:17 p.m.
Observation...............
"Has anyone noticed that the people who preach TOLERANCE are the ones least tolerant? " "shrug"
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Coolking4716 (US1) [None]
:: April 21, 2016, 4:07 p.m.
"A government big enough to give everything to you is big enough to take it all away" - Thomas Jefferson
-John
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Shiixxan (INT1) [None]
:: April 21, 2016, 5:01 p.m.
A man with his p***nis in peanut butter is literally fu***ng nuts
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Coolking4716 (US1) [None]
:: April 21, 2016, 5:06 p.m.
"I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." - Galileo Galilei
"Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see." - Arthur Schopenhauer
"If everything's under control, you're going too slow." - Mario Andretti
"Fight for your opinions, but do not believe that they contain the whole truth, or the only truth." - Charles A. Dana
"The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step" - Lao Tzu
"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing" - Socrates
"One's philosophy is not best expressed in words; it is expressed in the choices one makes... and the choices we make are ultimately our responsibility." - Eleanor Roosevelt
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Sir Wins Alot (US1) [None]
:: April 23, 2016, 12:23 p.m.
"Not forgiving someone is like drinking a bottle of poison and expecting the other person to die from it."
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HorseShoo (US1) [US1]
:: May 3, 2016, 9:18 a.m.
"I trust no one. Not even myself." - Joseph Stalin
"I am me. That is no truer than today." -Dr. Seuss
"The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination" -Albert Einstein
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2k9irh -Muhammad Ali (Show you how great I am)
Just some of the most memorable I can think of.
"I am me. That is no truer than today." -Dr. Seuss
"The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination" -Albert Einstein
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2k9irh -Muhammad Ali (Show you how great I am)
Just some of the most memorable I can think of.
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priozime (ASIA1) [None]
:: May 3, 2016, 11:48 a.m.
Some of my favorite quotes,
"Every minute you are angry, you lose 60 seconds of happiness"- Ralph Waldo Emerson"
"If you cooler than me, does that make me hotter than you?"
"Sometimes I wish I was a bird so I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads"
"Sometimes your knight in shining armor, is just a retard in tinfoil"
"A jealous women does better research than the FBI"
"Every minute you are angry, you lose 60 seconds of happiness"- Ralph Waldo Emerson"
"If you cooler than me, does that make me hotter than you?"
"Sometimes I wish I was a bird so I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads"
"Sometimes your knight in shining armor, is just a retard in tinfoil"
"A jealous women does better research than the FBI"
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Graycat (US1) (Banned) [None]
:: May 3, 2016, 6:04 p.m.
"A knight in shining armor is a knight who has never even seen a battle!"
"36 hour work days are acceptable and profitable too, don't let the worker's complaints bother you."
"If indeed the pen is sharper than the sword, it's time for a new blacksmith."
"Quoting someone shows that you are not creative enough to make your own quotes, that you only rely on what others have previously said, and that you lack enough knowledge of the English language to express poetically what you want to say."
"36 hour work days are acceptable and profitable too, don't let the worker's complaints bother you."
"If indeed the pen is sharper than the sword, it's time for a new blacksmith."
"Quoting someone shows that you are not creative enough to make your own quotes, that you only rely on what others have previously said, and that you lack enough knowledge of the English language to express poetically what you want to say."
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Sir Wins Alot (US1) [None]
:: May 3, 2016, 8:36 p.m.
Um....Can I quote that? : PGraycat (US1) said:
"Quoting someone shows that you are not creative enough to make your own quotes, that you only rely on what others have previously said, and that you lack enough knowledge of the English language to express poetically what you want to say."
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Sir Wins Alot (US1) [None]
:: May 17, 2016, 7:05 p.m.
"Sadly..... ya just can't fix STUPID "
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Jeffery~West (US1) [None]
:: May 17, 2016, 7:16 p.m.
"I want to eat all the religions...and you can quote me on that"-Andrew Stevens.
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Revolc (GB1) [None]
:: May 18, 2016, 11:16 p.m.
