Forum: empire-en

Board: [942] US Migration Content - Community

Topic: [307659] Poems By Tree Hugger

[-307659] Tree Hugger (US1) [US1] :: May 9, 2016, 8:59 p.m.

Music to set the mood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry4BzonlVlw

Shower Cap 

By: Tree Hugger

Oh sweet glistening shower cap    

I fill you with my love

After I have completed the fap

And then you smell like a sweet sweet Dove

And now I see why

when I am in the moist and damp shower

You keep me dry

Unlike a Flower after April Showers.

[4412329] nathan372 (US1) [None] :: May 9, 2016, 9:05 p.m.

Just why....why man.

[4412332] Lord septimus (US1) [None] :: May 9, 2016, 9:08 p.m.

Tips of Beauty. 

[4412338] Molson Beer (US1) [US1] :: May 9, 2016, 9:14 p.m.

Nipples 

One nipple

Two nipple

Three nipple

Four 

Two nipples too many?

Nah, give me more

More nipples please

[4412343] Tree Hugger (US1) [US1] :: May 9, 2016, 9:23 p.m.

Truly Beautiful Sept and Molson.

You guys really have a way with words.

Cream Pie

By: Tree Hugger

Whether pumpkin or apple

or even if it has steam

I'll put my lovestick inside like it's a bottle of snapple

I will proceed  to do many things, Including cream

all over this pie

made by a woman who is sweet and caring and rubs my peepee so fine

Oh do I love a pie made by the mother of Tempi

yes oh yes, she is so very kind. 

[4412355] Cobalt_Fusion (US1) [None] :: May 9, 2016, 9:46 p.m.

This is truly a piece of art.

Why do you have stupid artifacts from things like the Roman and Persian empire in museums? Why do we have things like dinosaur fossils in museums?

This is what belongs in museums.





Tree Hugger poetry.

[4412364] Jeffery~West (US1) [None] :: May 9, 2016, 10:16 p.m.

This triggered me,

Here's some better music for the mood:

[4412384] Jeffery~West (US1) [None] :: May 9, 2016, 10:40 p.m.

[4412387] Jeffery~West (US1) [None] :: May 9, 2016, 10:45 p.m.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have to edit this.

Your mum's facebook will do

[4412390] Coolking4716 (US1) [None] :: May 9, 2016, 10:54 p.m.

Guys please try to keep it PG.

-John

[4412391] Jeffery~West (US1) [None] :: May 9, 2016, 10:59 p.m.

Tad late for that John, think of the message here...

[4412395] Molson Beer (US1) [US1] :: May 9, 2016, 11:02 p.m.

PG
What's it gone be
Whatcha you gone see
Bunch of posers
And a few hosers

PG


Haha


...

No

[4412407] Mertropolis (US1) [None] :: May 9, 2016, 11:23 p.m.

SHIRTS
By:Mertropolis

Dirty white shirts make me wanna lurk and make her hurt.
While wearing a smirk.....
Skirt...Skirt!

[4412455] Tree Hugger (US1) [US1] :: May 10, 2016, 2:06 a.m.

Mertropolis (US1) said:

SHIRTS
By:Mertropolis

Dirty white shirts make me wanna lurk and make her hurt.
While wearing a smirk.....
Skirt...Skirt!

Good poems only please.

[4412456] Neurotic (US1) [None] :: May 10, 2016, 2:14 a.m.

Tree Hugger (US1) said:

Mertropolis (US1) said:

SHIRTS
By:Mertropolis

Dirty white shirts make me wanna lurk and make her hurt.
While wearing a smirk.....
Skirt...Skirt!

Good poems only please.

Damn, I guess I can't make one then.

[4412465] Mr.assassin2 (US1) [None] :: May 10, 2016, 2:35 a.m.

Spilled Milk-

On this day years ago,

A mistake was made that no one could undo,

The people were hurt, vile & fraught,

Now too late for the condom once bought,

From this fault a creature was born,

Forever kept were the secrets hence sworn,

Its name was Graz, that's right Graz,

So sent was I from times long past,

To let you know the truth at last,

Tempus is your father, Atticus too,

Don't try me boy, I know kung fu.

[4412485] Tree Hugger (US1) [US1] :: May 10, 2016, 3 a.m.

Mr.assassin2 (US1) said:

Spilled Milk-

On this day years ago,

A mistake was made that no one could undo,

The people were hurt, vile & fraught,

Now too late for the condom once bought,

From this fault a creature was born,

Forever kept were the secrets hence sworn,

Its name was Graz, that's right Graz,

So sent was I from times long past,

To let you know the truth at last,

Tempus is your father, Atticus too,

Don't try me boy, I know kung fu.

So beautiful :')

you have channeled the aura of Shakespeare himself.

[4412486] Warrior_Lord (US1) [US1] :: May 10, 2016, 3:02 a.m.

SPAMMERS

There once was a spammer

her name was miss bee bee

she didn't post just marked spam

when she post it was unlegible crap

obviously fake

pls go

dis poem is lit doe

[4412490] Tree Hugger (US1) [US1] :: May 10, 2016, 3:07 a.m.

Closets

By: Tree Hugger

In the closet I go

In the closet is my foe

His name was R kelly and he was locked in

Now we were both locked in, and must work together like kin

To esacape this prison of willow and plastic

the time passed easier, because kelly's singing voice was fantastic

He said lets never leave this closet and to the ground we crashed

on the ground with R&B singer R.Kelly I Smashed.

[4412512] familyman44 (US1) [None] :: May 10, 2016, 3:44 a.m.

Morning Rush
By FM44

For the bathroom i rushed

For i was bout to gush

I stopped at the door

And to my horror.......

It was locked

I was ready to lay rocks

But i clenched my cheeks

Things were looking bleak

Then i felt the heat

All over it went

On the floor and on the door

On the chair and in my hair

But in truth i did not care

I just sat and stared