Forum: empire-en
Board: [942] US Migration Content - Community
Topic: [308586] Bad Jokes and Puns
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HorseShoo (US1) [US1]
:: May 21, 2016, 7:16 a.m.
Share all your bad jokes and puns here! C'mon I know you have one you know. I'll start with the worst one I know...
So there is a boy who asks a girl to a dance and the girly says yes,
so he goes to buy tickets and there is a giant line.
After he gets the tickets he decides to rent a suit,
so he goes to rent a suit and there is a giant line.
After getting the suit rental he goes to the florist next,
once he arrives he finds that there is a giant line.
Then he decides it would be cool to go to the dance in a limo,
so he goes to hire a lime and there is a giant line.
The night of the dance comes and he goes to the dance,
there is a giant line to park.
After parking the limo they head towards the door,
awaiting them is a giant line.
Once they get in the door they decide to take pictures with props,
they wait in a giant line.
His date then asks him to grab some punch,
there is no punch line.
So there is a boy who asks a girl to a dance and the girly says yes,
so he goes to buy tickets and there is a giant line.
After he gets the tickets he decides to rent a suit,
so he goes to rent a suit and there is a giant line.
After getting the suit rental he goes to the florist next,
once he arrives he finds that there is a giant line.
Then he decides it would be cool to go to the dance in a limo,
so he goes to hire a lime and there is a giant line.
The night of the dance comes and he goes to the dance,
there is a giant line to park.
After parking the limo they head towards the door,
awaiting them is a giant line.
Once they get in the door they decide to take pictures with props,
they wait in a giant line.
His date then asks him to grab some punch,
there is no punch line.
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HorseShoo (US1) [US1]
:: May 21, 2016, 7:22 a.m.
Now for a slightly better one (well kinda).
A group of mathematicians take a weekend trip to the woods during a snowy winter. The one in charge of bringing tents forgot his job leaving the group with no shelter during the night. One of the mathematicians mused that he knew exactly how to fix the problem. He takes a stick and writes out the equation noted as such: antiderivative of one divided by "cabin" by infinitesimally small portions of "cabin". In short the other mathematicians were not quite as thrilled with the log cabin he had provided.
A group of mathematicians take a weekend trip to the woods during a snowy winter. The one in charge of bringing tents forgot his job leaving the group with no shelter during the night. One of the mathematicians mused that he knew exactly how to fix the problem. He takes a stick and writes out the equation noted as such: antiderivative of one divided by "cabin" by infinitesimally small portions of "cabin". In short the other mathematicians were not quite as thrilled with the log cabin he had provided.
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Shogun (INT1) [None]
:: May 21, 2016, 7:48 a.m.
So my friend wasn't paying attention while driving and totaled his brand new car by hitting a tree.
I guess he found out the hard way how the Mercedes bendz.
*ba-dum-tiss*
I guess he found out the hard way how the Mercedes bendz.
*ba-dum-tiss*
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Sir Wins Alot (US1) [None]
:: May 21, 2016, 11:17 a.m.
A CHICK with some BIG knockers!! Oo
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nathan372 (US1) [None]
:: May 27, 2016, 4:43 a.m.
I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what’s telling me that.
The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a well known six offender.
My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like banana.
This is all for now
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a well known six offender.
My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like banana.
This is all for now
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Sir Wins Alot (US1) [None]
:: May 27, 2016, 12:33 p.m.
LOL..!! that is some very "Punny" stuff...nathan372 (US1) said:I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what’s telling me that.
The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a well known six offender.
My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like banana.
This is all for now
