Forum: empire-en
Board: [942] US Migration Content - Community
Topic: [308961] Abandoned Keg Pub and Inn.
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Royal Majesty (US1) [None]
:: May 24, 2016, 4:57 p.m.
When Imperial Lord Found a full keg of beer abandoned in the wilderness, he drank up until he passed out! During that time, a kingdom was built around his lazy drunken ass. Now, we call it the Abandoned Keg Pub and Inn.
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Ford34 (US1) [None]
:: May 24, 2016, 5 p.m.
well thats great. 
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Royal Majesty (US1) [None]
:: May 24, 2016, 5:08 p.m.
My first customer! Here ya go, take a sip of some of my home made ale, brewed freshly from the Royal House which I rule over. My citizens put much of their time in brewing the softest, finest, and smoothest liquor!Ford34 (US1) said:well thats great.
*Hands a glass to Ford*
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Ford34 (US1) [None]
:: May 24, 2016, 5:13 p.m.
how do i know, i'm not being poisoned. *takes sip from glass*.
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Royal Majesty (US1) [None]
:: May 24, 2016, 5:16 p.m.
Why would you ask that? My friend, the Royal House brewing company has a great reputation for satisfied customers!
*Imperial Lord takes a sip himself*
*Imperial Lord takes a sip himself*
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Ford34 (US1) [None]
:: May 24, 2016, 5:20 p.m.
well, give me another beer. 
*drinks beer*
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Royal Majesty (US1) [None]
:: May 24, 2016, 5:26 p.m.
Ok... drink up!
*Slams two shots of Royal House Haboo*
Royal House Haboo:
My custom, signature style liquor. Alcohol: 89%
*Slams two shots of Royal House Haboo*
Royal House Haboo:
My custom, signature style liquor. Alcohol: 89%
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Ford34 (US1) [None]
:: May 24, 2016, 5:29 p.m.
Well, i've had enough. Leaves the pud. goes outside and see's the batman. comes back and says "give me another beer".
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Royal Majesty (US1) [None]
:: May 24, 2016, 5:30 p.m.
Another one! Well.... ok.
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Ford34 (US1) [None]
:: May 24, 2016, 5:33 p.m.
Darth vader comes in the pub. then kills the bar tender. *I don't get my beer* WTF
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Royal Majesty (US1) [None]
:: May 24, 2016, 5:34 p.m.
*Imperial Lord revives the bar tender*
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Ford34 (US1) [None]
:: May 24, 2016, 5:35 p.m.
bbl
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Royal Majesty (US1) [None]
:: May 24, 2016, 5:37 p.m.
Thanks for stopping by!
*Cleans up bar*
*Cleans up bar*
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Temprance [None]
:: May 24, 2016, 7:21 p.m.
Thread moved to proper section.
Temprance
Temprance
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Royal Majesty (US1) [None]
:: May 24, 2016, 7:22 p.m.
Ok. I appreciate it!
*Offers Temprance a beer*
lol...
*Offers Temprance a beer*
lol...
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Royal Majesty (US1) [None]
:: May 25, 2016, 2:05 a.m.
Ever since you moved this thread I have gotten less comments and views... People. Come in!
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Imperial Lord (US1) [None]
:: May 25, 2016, 4:30 p.m.
The story of how it all began... interesting for some reason easy to picture.
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Royal Majesty (US1) [None]
:: May 26, 2016, 2:07 a.m.
Well you should know me already Imperial Lord I'm in your damn alliance!
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Ford34 (US1) [None]
:: May 26, 2016, 3:35 a.m.
Royal Majesty (US1) said:
lolWell you should know me already Imperial Lord I'm in your damn alliance!
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Cormyria (US1) [None]
:: May 26, 2016, 11:10 p.m.
It was a dark and stormy night when the tavern doors flew wide to the dismay of all the remaining patrons and there in the shadows of the lightning that tore across the night sky was the visage of a great and towering dire wolf "do you have any clean water ?" growled this newest customer in a tone so low that it was barely audible to those that strained to hear over the cackling of the ravens that had begun to gather on the rafters of every building in the valley .....
