Forum: empire-en

Board: [942] US Migration Content - Community

Topic: [323016] Wall problemz

[-323016] Amnesiac Lapp (US1) [None] :: Nov. 10, 2016, 8:39 p.m.

DJ Trump: I will build a wall, and make mexico pay for it
Enrique Peña Nieto:(translated) Um no, we won't. Your building it. Your paying for it
DJ Trump: I will find a  way to make you pay for it
Neito: I'm not paying for it
DJ Trump: Say that to my nukes!
Neito: You sold them all to your Boyfriend Vladimir Putin
DJ Trump: Right...
Neito: So your paying for it, 
DJ Trump: I cold using the money I gained, but........nahh,
Neito: I will pay for it, but tt will increase America's debt. Deal?
DJ Trump: but...
Neito: And in the very center on the American side, it must say, ' SUPPLIES MADE IN CHINA"
DJ Trump: But the supplies aren't going to be from China.
Neito: I don't care
DJ Trump to the public:
" We have successfully coaxed Mexico to pay for the Great Wall Of Mexico"
"DJ Trump starts dancing on top of the wall once it is complete. He then proceeds to fall into the Mexican Side. There, angry Mexicans slaughter him* 



"Enrique Pena Neito is Mexico's current president*

[4611150] outlaw_always (US1) [US1] :: Nov. 10, 2016, 10:15 p.m.

And he didn't sell no nukes to no one :P 

[4611151] Amnesiac Lapp (US1) [None] :: Nov. 10, 2016, 10:18 p.m.

Deadly (US1) said:

Jeeth, my man. Don't be ridiculous. Trump's a hugely successful businessman and can negotiate like one. He gets along with EVERYbody. Mexico's been ripping us off for YEARS; they'll sure as hell pay for the wall and they'll be happy to do so. They just don't know it yet. We'll build it, secure our borders, and it will have big FAT doors so people can come in legally.

Boom. Done. Fantastic.

Are you telling me that you DON'T want secure borders? Without a border, we don't have a country. You DO realize that right?

ikr? like trump is umm...*looks up unfunny jokes* the bomb.com

outlaw_always (US1) said:

And he didn't sell no nukes to no one :P 

lol. this entire thing was a joke x