Forum: empire-en

Board: [942] US Migration Content - Community

Topic: [326513] Breaking News!

[-326513] Kozmo (US1) (Banned) [None] :: Jan. 3, 2017, 6:08 p.m.

Ladies and gentleman people of all ages I have wonderful news @Friedrich IV (US1) finally lost his virginity 

[4647978] varg vikernes (US1) [US1] :: Jan. 3, 2017, 6:33 p.m.

I hope he took it easy on you.

[4648019] Maiden of the S (US1) (Banned) [None] :: Jan. 3, 2017, 7:11 p.m.

Bro

[4648034] Graycat (US1) (Banned) [None] :: Jan. 3, 2017, 7:22 p.m.

Kozmo (US1) said:

and your point is?

[4648200] Friedrich IV (US1) [None] :: Jan. 3, 2017, 11:33 p.m.

Untrue. This is obviously erroneous slander.

[4648235] Lord septimus (US1) [None] :: Jan. 4, 2017, 1:01 a.m.

Friedrich IV (US1) said:

Untrue. This is obviously erroneous slander.

Your a winner you never loose, so you've never lost your virginity.

[4648258] Friedrich IV (US1) [None] :: Jan. 4, 2017, 2:19 a.m.

Lord septimus (US1) said:

Friedrich IV (US1) said:

Untrue. This is obviously erroneous slander.

Your a winner you never loose, so you've never lost your virginity.

This actually got a laugh out of me, thank you lol

[4648261] K1LLER (US1) [US1] :: Jan. 4, 2017, 2:35 a.m.

You do realize the right hand does not count right?

[4648282] Kozmo (US1) (Banned) [None] :: Jan. 4, 2017, 5:08 a.m.

grey foxhound (US1) said:

You do realize the right hand does not count right?

Well to him it does count....he's pretty much living in his own world

[4648302] Kozmo (US1) (Banned) [None] :: Jan. 4, 2017, 7:39 a.m.

@Graycat (US1)


you do understand what a joke is right?

[4648484] Graycat (US1) (Banned) [None] :: Jan. 4, 2017, 2:06 p.m.

Kozmo (US1) said:

you do understand what a joke is right?

No. I am a literalist - I believe that everything should be taken literally.

[4648506] Kozmo (US1) (Banned) [None] :: Jan. 4, 2017, 2:42 p.m.

@Graycat (US1) are you for real? If that's the case I respect that! But isn't it awkward for you when people are sarcastic and you just take it literally? 

[4648906] Graycat (US1) (Banned) [None] :: Jan. 4, 2017, 6:40 p.m.

Kozmo (US1) said:

@Graycat (US1) are you for real? If that's the case I respect that! But isn't it awkward for you when people are sarcastic and you just take it literally? 

Oh not at all.

In fact, being a literalist can be quite profitable. Once a friend was showing me her private art gallery collection from all these famous artists, and I asked if I could take a picture. She said, "sure," and I replied, "ok, I'll take the one of the sunset in Italy." She probably thought I meant a photo of the painting, but anyway I walked away with a half-million dollar painting...

[4649187] Kozmo (US1) (Banned) [None] :: Jan. 5, 2017, 6:26 a.m.

Graycat (US1) said:

Kozmo (US1) said:

@Graycat (US1) are you for real? If that's the case I respect that! But isn't it awkward for you when people are sarcastic and you just take it literally? 

Oh not at all.

In fact, being a literalist can be quite profitable. Once a friend was showing me her private art gallery collection from all these famous artists, and I asked if I could take a picture. She said, "sure," and I replied, "ok, I'll take the one of the sunset in Italy." She probably thought I meant a photo of the painting, but anyway I walked away with a half-million dollar painting...

@Graycat (US1)  Damn, lol did she eventually find out or she didn't even care? Wow that's unbelievable 

[4649240] Kozmo (US1) (Banned) [None] :: Jan. 5, 2017, 9:44 a.m.

@Deadly (US1) get the popcorn then