Forum: empire-en

Board: [586] Off Topic

Topic: [74841] A better story

[1378084] SirFiddlesticks (AU1) [None] :: Aug. 20, 2012, 2:26 a.m.

it was SUPPOSED to be the end, but unfortunately the devs decided a nuke wasn't medieval and made it malfunction...

[1378110] Unknown :: Aug. 20, 2012, 3:59 a.m.

so the king made a great sword out of the nuke................

[1378129] doglider [None] :: Aug. 20, 2012, 5:36 a.m.

and marched to war with no armor with it......

[1378267] SirFiddlesticks (AU1) [None] :: Aug. 20, 2012, 12:17 p.m.

and by himself, thinking he would win...

[1378315] Luke Fierysword [None] :: Aug. 20, 2012, 3:12 p.m.

Buy then a flaming arrow struck him in the head and set fire to his hair...

[1378353] [Deleted User] [None] :: Aug. 20, 2012, 4:17 p.m.

WHich is why the thorn king is bald...

[1378354] [Deleted User] [None] :: Aug. 20, 2012, 4:17 p.m.

Which is why the thorn king is bald...

[1378355] the unknown [None] :: Aug. 20, 2012, 4:20 p.m.

but he came back to life and grabbed a mini gun and tried to shoot all the citizens but the citzens had a magical talking cheeseburger who liked bacon and and liked to eat people. So they let it loose thinking it would kill the king but instead, it killed everyone. THE END!....... wait and now the human race doesn't exist anymore but the magical talking cheeseburgers who like bacon do exist though.... Now its THE END.... for now.

[1378358] [Deleted User] [None] :: Aug. 20, 2012, 4:23 p.m.

Please don't end the story,Magical backtrack..............

[1378359] the unknown [None] :: Aug. 20, 2012, 4:28 p.m.

magical fast forward

[1378364] [Deleted User] [None] :: Aug. 20, 2012, 4:37 p.m.

the unknown wrote: »

magical fast forward

defeats the point really...

[1378700] SirFiddlesticks (AU1) [None] :: Aug. 21, 2012, 11:40 a.m.

the unknown wrote: »

magical fast forward

but swiftarrow used up all the magic in the GGE universe, and the unknown's magical fast forward failed to work....

[1378715] [Deleted User] [None] :: Aug. 21, 2012, 12:55 p.m.

swiftarrow21 wrote: »

Which is why the thorn king is bald...

Cont... but that made him REALLY angry and went berserk and started hacking down the zombie farmers until they swore allegiance to him...

[1378856] Luke Fierysword [None] :: Aug. 21, 2012, 5:32 p.m.

But then the zombie farmers became humans and...

[1378863] QueenMadness [None] :: Aug. 21, 2012, 5:58 p.m.

start eating bacon sandwichs

[1378877] huzaifa memon (INT1) [None] :: Aug. 21, 2012, 6:26 p.m.

and drank blood from the king

[1378878] QueenMadness [None] :: Aug. 21, 2012, 6:26 p.m.

while he was having a bath

[1378882] Aaa343 [None] :: Aug. 21, 2012, 6:37 p.m.

he got angry and put them all through boot camp, gave them halberds and bows and had them defend 19 towers in his kingdom...

[1378883] [Deleted User] [None] :: Aug. 21, 2012, 6:40 p.m.

Until the armies of swiftarrow21 arrived and started killing them...

[1378885] doglider [None] :: Aug. 21, 2012, 6:46 p.m.

But were then massacred by foreign mercenaries riding in on their flanks and rear......