Forum: empire-en

Board: [586] Off Topic

Topic: [74841] A better story

[1378887] QueenMadness [None] :: Aug. 21, 2012, 6:47 p.m.

they sliced their heads of had pulled their brains out (ewwww)

[1378920] huzaifa memon (INT1) [None] :: Aug. 21, 2012, 8:08 p.m.

and boiled them only to throw them at...

[1378923] QueenMadness [None] :: Aug. 21, 2012, 8:11 p.m.

the kings mum and then....

[1379011] Aaa343 [None] :: Aug. 22, 2012, 1:26 a.m.

she hit him with a frying pan. When he awoke...

[1379021] Unknown :: Aug. 22, 2012, 2:24 a.m.

He went crazy and made a strange pattern on his hand, when he was back to normal he...

[1379037] Unknown :: Aug. 22, 2012, 4:28 a.m.

ate a large bacen berger that was magic and he became a...........

[1379051] bobbysbro [None] :: Aug. 22, 2012, 5:41 a.m.

pizza with cheese ham and sweetcorn so then...........

[1379063] QueenMadness [None] :: Aug. 22, 2012, 6:42 a.m.

a troll ate him up and inside his stomach....

[1379070] the unknown [None] :: Aug. 22, 2012, 7:21 a.m.

then the king found a sword inside the trolls stomach along with a growing arms potion.he drank the growing arms potion and,Duh, grew some arms.Then he picked up the sword and sliced the trolls stomach open and he was FREE! Then....

[1379072] QueenMadness [None] :: Aug. 22, 2012, 7:23 a.m.

a giant elephant in a dress stomped all over him

[1379181] Aaa343 [None] :: Aug. 22, 2012, 12:56 p.m.

but since the elephant was allergic to dairy and he was a pizza, the elephant died. when he got away from the elephant...

[1379197] [Deleted User] [None] :: Aug. 22, 2012, 1:30 p.m.

He became a coward and refused to leave his castle leaving his men to defend his kingdom.

[1379200] Unknown :: Aug. 22, 2012, 1:36 p.m.

Meanwhile his brother (who hated him) wants to crush his kingdom, so he disguise himself as the old king and searches for an army

[1379211] pugsley2 [None] :: Aug. 22, 2012, 2:01 p.m.

of giant trolls who like eating talking cheeseburgers and

[1379233] Aaa343 [None] :: Aug. 22, 2012, 3:15 p.m.

finds them, but since he still has some cheese on him from when he was a pizza, they try to eat him and...

[1379273] bobbysbro [None] :: Aug. 22, 2012, 4:14 p.m.

trow up so they have to....

[1379575] pugsley2 [None] :: Aug. 23, 2012, 9:53 a.m.

come back and have revenge to

[1379596] SirFiddlesticks (AU1) [None] :: Aug. 23, 2012, 11:02 a.m.

defeat the Thorn King once and for all. Armed with forks, a massive knife, and a protractor, the trolls advanced on the talking pizza...

[1379748] Luke Fierysword [None] :: Aug. 23, 2012, 5:53 p.m.

who asked for help from their allies the magical cheeseburgers...

[1379799] Unknown :: Aug. 23, 2012, 10:37 p.m.

But then the pizza knew he was gonna fail because trolls like cheaseburgers