Forum: empire-en

Board: [587] Alliance introductions & searches

Topic: [103991] Epicness

[1727972] sektor2 [None] :: March 24, 2014, 6:20 p.m.

This has got to be one of the funniest adds for an alliance I have read in a LONG time, made me laugh!

[1728180] Baldrick (GB1) [None] :: March 25, 2014, 4:07 a.m.

Sam4 wrote: »

My good sir your naming ability is the best I have ever encountered! Do you work professionally or is it more of a hobby? I could use a man of your talents... and I pay handsomely! Unlimited choccy buttons and free use of the level 3 alliance forge would be but a small part of your fantastic salary!

I would like to re-brand your alliance. Nobody will call you monsters ever again!

http://prntscr.com/33wi1o

[1728261] PJboi [None] :: March 25, 2014, 7:55 a.m.

Sam4 wrote: »

We don't deal in cookies here. If your alliance wants to go all black market so be it - but don't bring any of those chocolate chipped delights anywhere near me!

dude cookies are cool

[1728438] twisted.angel (GB1) [None] :: March 25, 2014, 5:21 p.m.

Sam4 wrote: »

We don't deal in cookies here. If your alliance wants to go all black market so be it - but don't bring any of those chocolate chipped delights anywhere near me!



My good sir your naming ability is the best I have ever encountered! Do you work professionally or is it more of a hobby? I could use a man of your talents... and I pay handsomely! Unlimited choccy buttons and free use of the level 3 alliance forge would be but a small part of your fantastic salary!

Mmmmm How come i don't get paid in choccy buttons ?

[1728474] deepfriedcat (GB1) [None] :: March 25, 2014, 8:18 p.m.

Baldrick wrote: »

I would like to re-brand your alliance. Nobody will call you monsters ever again!

http://prntscr.com/33wi1o

Sam! SAm!!! Mascot?
We have been planning to change our cheerleader costumes to something more fuzzy

twisted.angel wrote: »

Mmmmm How come i don't get paid in choccy buttons ?

Heh... Your working here for free :huh:
One day you can come to my silo and swim in the choccy button lake. Just call me Scrooge McDuck

[1728485] Sam4 (GB1) [None] :: March 25, 2014, 8:52 p.m.

sektor2 wrote: »

This has got to be one of the funniest adds for an alliance I have read in a LONG time, made me laugh!

I am thankful for your kind words - although I find it rather heartless that you are laughing at my poor and decrepit alliance!

Baldrick wrote: »

I would like to re-brand your alliance. Nobody will call you monsters ever again!

http://prntscr.com/33wi1o

deepfriedcat wrote: »

Sam! SAm!!! Mascot?
We have been planning to change our cheerleader costumes to something more fuzzy

Baldrick I appreciate your efforts, however feel you are far too overqualified to be associated with us vagabonds. I have heard of an alliance called 'BSK' who are a lot more upmarket and perhaps more to your taste. I will steal that monster though... and no I'm not paying for the design!

Stop flirting deep! No mascots! None! Never! I will not allow for such tomfoolery!

PJboi wrote: »

dude cookies are cool

I think you are quite the wrong side of the law my good man. I will escort you to the gallows immediately. If you have any final words - I pray you speak swiftly!

twisted.angel wrote: »

Mmmmm How come i don't get paid in choccy buttons ?

deepfriedcat wrote: »

Heh... Your working here for free :huh:
One day you can come to my silo and swim in the choccy button lake. Just call me Scrooge McDuck

That's right... off you go to deep's choccy button lake... go on... go on...

[1781870] deepfriedcat (GB1) [None] :: June 7, 2014, 4:10 a.m.

Hmm, heres an old one

BUMP!

Ill be taking CV's this week, please deliver them in person to any of my castles. If your attack is worthy, ill take a look. Please laminate them, or at least use a sturdy folder/briefcase. I feel its odd i have to say this, but have you ever tried to read soggy trampled documents?

[1781911] cyberhen [None] :: June 7, 2014, 4:46 a.m.

Are you listed in the 'Good Hotels Guide, 1957' ? Do you have any rules about mentioning 'The War'?

[1781913] deepfriedcat (GB1) [None] :: June 7, 2014, 4:49 a.m.

Yes and No for both questions

[1783801] RULERDESTROYER2 [None] :: June 9, 2014, 6:31 p.m.

To be honest, i wouldn't recommend it. I conatcted sam in FULL why i wanted to join and he dident reply. Then i send his another messageasking why he dident reply. No reply.

[1783805] jollyjack82 [None] :: June 9, 2014, 6:34 p.m.

can i join^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^even tho i would never gte in or reach standerds

[1784085] deepfriedcat (GB1) [None] :: June 10, 2014, 4:31 a.m.

RULERDESTROYER2 wrote: »

To be honest, i wouldn't recommend it. I conatcted sam in FULL why i wanted to join and he dident reply. Then i send his another messageasking why he dident reply. No reply.

Please don't disturb the great one while he is resting.

To apply for a position, one must apply via the recruiter. In failing to do so, ones application is denied.

[1784413] RULERDESTROYER2 [None] :: June 10, 2014, 2:50 p.m.

deepfriedcat wrote: »

Please don't disturb the great one while he is resting.

To apply for a position, one must apply via the recruiter. In failing to do so, ones application is denied.

Theres no recriters and it dosent say who to conatct on ur descpription

[1784543] SWC2 [None] :: June 10, 2014, 6:23 p.m.

hahaha one of the most banterous posts i have seen in a long time thanks for making me smile

[1784641] Urúvion (US1) [None] :: June 10, 2014, 8:26 p.m.

RULERDESTROYER2 wrote: »

Theres no recriters and it dosent say who to conatct on ur descpription

I get the feeling DFC is going to say, 'Exactly' for some reason. . . .

[1785048] deepfriedcat (GB1) [None] :: June 11, 2014, 11:31 a.m.

deepfriedcat wrote: »

Ill be taking CV's this week, please deliver them in person to any of my castles. If your attack is worthy, ill take a look. Please laminate them, or at least use a sturdy folder/briefcase. I feel its odd i have to say this, but have you ever tried to read soggy trampled documents?

As much as i dislike quoting people like DFC, you can apply via attacking his castle. If worthy, im sure he will get back to you in good time. He isnt one for maintaining a tidy desk, so please be patient.

Alternatively, you may contact the recruiter. Hes a lovely fellow.

aidan952 wrote: »

I get the feeling DFC is my new best friend.

:whistling:

[1785066] Conan (GB1) [None] :: June 11, 2014, 11:47 a.m.

Is DarknessGhost still active????

[1828886] Sam4 (GB1) [None] :: Aug. 10, 2014, 10:28 a.m.

RULERDESTROYER2 wrote: »

To be honest, i wouldn't recommend it. I conatcted sam in FULL why i wanted to join and he dident reply. Then i send his another messageasking why he dident reply. No reply.

Apologies Ruler. I am currently on a ship patrolling the south coast of the South Pole for spiky hyena whales (you know the ones that find it all too hilarious when they clog up your toilet), and so am unable to log into the game. If you wish to join, you can always message our recruiter (if you look under the alliance members list, he is the one who is titled 'recruiter'), however I wouldn't hold your breath - we never, ever, recruit anybody. Unless it's a Sunday. And only then if we're in a jolly mood (which we never are unless it is a Wednesday). But please, we are always looking for intelligent, articulate people with near perfect personal hygiene, so please, please, please, apply. Go Epicness!

This message will self destruct in 40... years.

hot gamer wrote: »

Is DarknessGhost still active????

Only when he wants to be. And even then he will give you a quizzical and cantankerous 'yes' for an answer before pooing on your sandals and claiming to have fought in the Falklands. He didn't - he's Danish.

[1828925] rkking [None] :: Aug. 10, 2014, 12:21 p.m.

I say we dump the fruit of the day and readvertise our Choccy Buttons!

We also love recruiting old defunct accounts that have been hacked by alliances who kan't spell :huh:

[1828926] rkking [None] :: Aug. 10, 2014, 12:28 p.m.

P.S. We never attack people ever, not a solitary pixellated soul has been killed by a member of EPICNESSY since 1963 when one of us helped a fellow called Lee Harvey Oswald pull the trigger 8)