Forum: empire-en
Board: [587] Alliance introductions & searches
Topic: [103991] Epicness
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Ollie2220 [None]
:: Aug. 10, 2014, 2:14 p.m.
My recommendation would be to not join this alliance. Our annual trips to Calcutta for a summer BBQ and Tree eating competition are getting very expensive. Since attendance is mandatory, it has become a very large drain on my funds, so much so that the Whale I live inside of has threatened to evict me.
That said, Epicness does often provide scholarships to players for one year. They will be required to pay in full for everything. The Scholarship does not provide any bonuses to the player. It's just a word, silly.
The Whale is now leaving Sydney harbour, so I will lose Wifi. Glug Glug.
That said, Epicness does often provide scholarships to players for one year. They will be required to pay in full for everything. The Scholarship does not provide any bonuses to the player. It's just a word, silly.
The Whale is now leaving Sydney harbour, so I will lose Wifi. Glug Glug.
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Kyle Ludwig Wu [None]
:: Aug. 11, 2014, 2:24 a.m.
i thought this most epic recruitment thread was long gone LoL! and it suddenly appeared again!
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deepfriedcat (GB1) [None]
:: Aug. 11, 2014, 4:03 a.m.
My bum itches
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deepfriedcat (GB1) [None]
:: Aug. 11, 2014, 4:07 a.m.
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catdog!
catdog!
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hamsters1 (GB1) [GB1]
:: Aug. 11, 2014, 9:19 a.m.
deepfriedcat wrote: »My bum itches
Best see a doctor then.
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Ollie2220 [None]
:: Aug. 12, 2014, 4:26 p.m.
Anyone around? I just hit my knee and a little bit of a bruise is starting to maybe appear.
I need someone to ring for an ambulance, or perhaps a vet. I am not quite sure which one suits my situation best. I also haven't held a rectangle / Cuboid for a least a several days. Not quite sure if that's an issue or not. I went on Yahoo answers for everything, but they don't seem to know either.
Epicness tried to help, but they were the ones who took my cuboids and gave me the bruise. I'm not impressed, much like Queen Victoria before she died and was buried.
I need someone to ring for an ambulance, or perhaps a vet. I am not quite sure which one suits my situation best. I also haven't held a rectangle / Cuboid for a least a several days. Not quite sure if that's an issue or not. I went on Yahoo answers for everything, but they don't seem to know either.
Epicness tried to help, but they were the ones who took my cuboids and gave me the bruise. I'm not impressed, much like Queen Victoria before she died and was buried.
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omarkays (GB1) [None]
:: Aug. 12, 2014, 8:24 p.m.
Heellooo 
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deepfriedcat (GB1) [None]
:: Aug. 12, 2014, 9:59 p.m.
I cant delete a post here :huh:
NOBODY give ollie his cuboids. We are a proud alliance, who doesnt believe in unnatural shapes (real shapes have curves, giggidy giggidy goo!)
oh, and hi Omarkays
harden up ollie
NOBODY give ollie his cuboids. We are a proud alliance, who doesnt believe in unnatural shapes (real shapes have curves, giggidy giggidy goo!)
oh, and hi Omarkays
harden up ollie
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Ollie2220 [None]
:: Aug. 12, 2014, 10:24 p.m.
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Sam4 (GB1) [None]
:: Aug. 15, 2014, 9:58 p.m.
UPDATE:
Due to recent events, including the decline of our retail department and the recent discovery of the triple point of chocolate, Epicness will no longer be recruiting anyone without a PHD in Bio-Chemistry and Latin Design.
Due to recent events, including the decline of our retail department and the recent discovery of the triple point of chocolate, Epicness will no longer be recruiting anyone without a PHD in Bio-Chemistry and Latin Design.
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therealsporer (US1) [None]
:: Aug. 15, 2014, 10:39 p.m.
Is latin design on its own enough, or do you need both?UPDATE:
Due to recent events, including the decline of our retail department and the recent discovery of the triple point of chocolate, Epicness will no longer be recruiting anyone without a PHD in Bio-Chemistry and Latin Design.
Cuz biochem is not that hard i bet any decent prospect could supplement.
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Ollie2220 [None]
:: Aug. 16, 2014, 1:11 a.m.
therealsporer wrote: »Is latin design on its own enough, or do you need both?
Cuz biochem is not that hard i bet any decent prospect could supplement.
Dude, who you do think you are? Some kind of genius? Some kind of BookCase?
If so, tell me this. What wood is your bookcase made out of?
Some people just don't understand that Biological Chemistry is a necessity in todays modern world. Everything is run on Biological Chemistry, like Bio-Chemistry lectures, and Bio-Chemistry labs. Things you and I use in our day to day lives all have their foundations in Bio-Chemistry.
It brings a tear to my nose when I read or hear that people skip their 7 year Bio-Chemistry course because they think it's "Unnecessary Academia that shouldn't be included in any university, i'm serious, just pick one... seriously..."
Guys... Who is this guy? Guys... Ugh.
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Sam4 (GB1) [None]
:: Aug. 16, 2014, 1:24 a.m.
therealsporer wrote: »Is latin design on its own enough, or do you need both?
Cuz biochem is not that hard i bet any decent prospect could supplement.
Biochemistry, bad biologists, worse chemists.
If you can forward me that sentence in Latin, translated from binary (10101111101010), I will consider your application. If you cannot complete this, then you may have to accept permanent membership in EPICNESS. I would not recommend the latter however due to sporadic sinus convulsions that seem to have secreted from the suffixes of our sergeant's spoon-fed scalps. IT'S EVERYWHERE!!!
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Urúvion (US1) [None]
:: Aug. 16, 2014, 1:48 a.m.
therealsporer wrote: »Is latin design on its own enough, or do you need both?
Cuz biochem is not that hard i bet any decent prospect could supplement.
I believe Ollie find your lack of knowledge relating to Biological Chemistry. . . . .disturbing.
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Sam4 (GB1) [None]
:: Aug. 16, 2014, 9:13 a.m.
I believe Ollie find your lack of knowledge relating to Biological Chemistry. . . . .disturbing.
Would you be interested in joining our alliance? We have no room but I can put you on the very long waiting list that will likely never shorten more than an inch or two, around Christmas time. In short, despite all my most frivolous efforts, you will never win a place here, which makes me sad because I was in desperate need of your skills as a translator. You are the best around... or so the legend goes.
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Urúvion (US1) [None]
:: Aug. 16, 2014, 12:04 p.m.
My decision would depend on whether or not the occupants of this 'Waiting list' have the privilege of consuming the remains of your famously delectable repasts.
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Ollie2220 [None]
:: Aug. 18, 2014, 1:44 a.m.
The waiting list "crew" as we like to call them consist of one donkey we adopted from a TV ad about sad donkeys, and also now yourself. You and the donkey will have to ultimately have a brawl. I do not know, and cannot predict the outcome of the alliance.
It has been however suggested (Through the use of Bio-Chemistry), that a unique wave function will exist to describe the outcome of the brawl. Defining the wave equation, using 2nd order differential calculus and also the Schrödinger equation, we can ultimately find the value of this wavefunction. Once we find the value, we'll give you a call and let you know if you made it or not.
As we said before, you're definitely not in the alliance yet, and the chances of you actually getting in are in the negatives. Personally wouldn't place any money on it. Nobody gets in. Nobody gets out.
Good luck on getting in, wish you all the best!
It has been however suggested (Through the use of Bio-Chemistry), that a unique wave function will exist to describe the outcome of the brawl. Defining the wave equation, using 2nd order differential calculus and also the Schrödinger equation, we can ultimately find the value of this wavefunction. Once we find the value, we'll give you a call and let you know if you made it or not.
As we said before, you're definitely not in the alliance yet, and the chances of you actually getting in are in the negatives. Personally wouldn't place any money on it. Nobody gets in. Nobody gets out.
Good luck on getting in, wish you all the best!
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Urúvion (US1) [None]
:: Aug. 19, 2014, 2:18 a.m.
Have you factored in the fact that my shoe size is above that of the average Martian? I do think such variables are important, and should not be ignored. Along with the fact that I consume Marmite in large amounts, regularly, and with gusto.
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enick983 [None]
:: Aug. 20, 2014, 5:59 p.m.
Sam4 I contacted Aphrodite2350 for a position in your alliance earlier today but have not received a reply yet? May I please be contacted in game to speak with somebody about recruitment
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Sam4 (GB1) [None]
:: Sept. 1, 2014, 10:55 a.m.
Have you factored in the fact that my shoe size is above that of the average Martian? I do think such variables are important, and should not be ignored. Along with the fact that I consume Marmite in large amounts, regularly, and with gusto.
Quantitatively you do have a good case. I would like first, however, to have a look at your credentials. Rumour has it that you worked in a chicken farm last year and stole several hundred chickens by storing them in your numerous bra pockets. And all the while you had the potential to steal not hundreds, but thousands!! These do not sound like the actions of a master criminal. Your Marmite addiction is noted. I myself am an avid fan of the black gooey substance. Roll on 2027!
Sam4 I contacted Aphrodite2350 for a position in your alliance earlier today but have not received a reply yet? May I please be contacted in game to speak with somebody about recruitment
Hello. You appear to be a player somewhere between the levels of 5 and 15, and are in ruins. In which case you are far too good for our lowly alliance. Please speak to rkking - he will sort you out with a paddle and tooth brush.