Forum: empire-en
Board: [587] Alliance introductions & searches
Topic: [103991] Epicness
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TannerM. (US1) [US1]
:: Sept. 1, 2014, 1:58 p.m.
This thread almost makes me want to start playing on that server
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Sam4 (GB1) [None]
:: Sept. 1, 2014, 2:30 p.m.
This thread almost makes me want to start playing on that server
UK1 is by far the best Uk server. Is that because lots of us are British and enjoy a vast range of herbal teas? Is it because we are all illegally avoiding GGE tax on our cookies and gold? Is it because we take this game about as seriously as a bag of mouldy cantankerous kumquats?
No, it's because we're the only UK server! Erm, which I guess in a sense makes us the worst UK server also. Ah.
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Urúvion (US1) [None]
:: Sept. 1, 2014, 3:07 p.m.
Quantitatively you do have a good case. I would like first, however, to have a look at your credentials. Rumour has it that you worked in a chicken farm last year and stole several hundred chickens by storing them in your numerous bra pockets. And all the while you had the potential to steal not hundreds, but thousands!! These do not sound like the actions of a master criminal. Your Marmite addiction is noted. I myself am an avid fan of the black gooey substance. Roll on 2027!
On the matter of my subtle chicken smuggling, I worked for the ECR (Elite Chicken Rescuers) over the summer and went undercover, using the assumed name of Miss Frickels, to investigate a chicken abuse complaint. Well, it turned out that the owner of said chicken farm was selling those poor creatures to sadistic fowl enthusiasts, who where experimenting on the chickens, and attempting to create a transmutation gas, that when inhaled, would turn the breather into a chicken-like mutant.
Well, of course, this was illegal according to section 3.5 of the Fowl Crimes law handbook, so, I carried out a chicken liberation mission via the method you mentioned. However, because it was to be, by order of my superiors, a clandestine mission, to some extent, I was obliged to smuggle the chickens in small quantities so as to not awake suspicion. Beings the plan was formulated by none other than the illustrious personage, Monsieur X, (who I can not name in this interview for reasons that involve pickled onions, molt vinegar, and certain agencies who would like to possess the two things just named) the plan was impeccable, and was, therefore, a success. The chickens where rescued and the world was saved.
Now, for your further information, and for the purpose of possibly furthering the noticeability of my application, I am currently involved in a second smuggling operation. This one, however, involves the gooey substance we both know and love, and certain hidden compartments attached to the chassis of shipping lorries in the country of Yugoslavia.
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Unknown
:: Sept. 3, 2014, 9:43 p.m.
Do you have an epic wing? :-P
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Unknown
:: Sept. 3, 2014, 9:50 p.m.
hmmm, Lets say I have 11 chickens in the back garden and I'm willing to make an offer...
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Urúvion (US1) [None]
:: Sept. 3, 2014, 10:11 p.m.
hmmm, Lets say I have 11 chickens in the back garden and I'm willing to make an offer...
11 Chickens? Oh no no no no no, you underestimate the power of the Epicness eating brigade, they be hardcore munchers. . . . . 300 Chickens, at least. I don't think they'll settle for less if my calcalculations are correct, and they are, because they involve Marmite, and anything involving Marmite is correct.
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Unknown
:: Sept. 3, 2014, 10:27 p.m.
anything involving marmite is correct- your logic is unsurpassable sir for marmite is the truest of all the condiments, even surpassing the mighty tartar sauce and the humble heinz ketchup, 8-B
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Urúvion (US1) [None]
:: Sept. 3, 2014, 10:51 p.m.
anything involving marmite is correct- your logic is unsurpassable sir for marmite is the truest of all the condiments, even surpassing the mighty tartar sauce and the humble heinz ketchup, 8-B
Ahh, undoubtedly, undoubtedly, my good man. I like your thinking, thou hast a sharp mind and an ample knowledge of the finer points of condiments. Tell me, where didst thou acquire such knowledge? And pray, do you now anything concerning the varying temperamental stages of Gray Poupon?
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Unknown
:: Sept. 4, 2014, 12:16 a.m.
but of course... gray poup-on my sandwich, poup-on the carpet, poup-on captured in the tub, poup-on the floor-blame the dog, poup-on, the finest, poup-on the cleaning equipment, gray is very temperamental and poup-on everything and everyone- tastes nice with a bit of smuggled chicken though yummmeee...
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Sam4 (GB1) [None]
:: Sept. 7, 2014, 7:53 a.m.
but of course... gray poup-on my sandwich, poup-on the carpet, poup-on captured in the tub, poup-on the floor-blame the dog, poup-on, the finest, poup-on the cleaning equipment, gray is very temperamental and poup-on everything and everyone- tastes nice with a bit of smuggled chicken though yummmeee...
Ahh, undoubtedly, undoubtedly, my good man. I like your thinking, thou hast a sharp mind and an ample knowledge of the finer points of condiments. Tell me, where didst thou acquire such knowledge? And pray, do you now anything concerning the varying temperamental stages of Gray Poupon?
What on earth are you people going on about. I will no have such nonsense on my thread. OUT! OUT! Unless you want to stay, which of course is fine also. I cannot force you to hand over your cash, unless you move with me to the moon. Which is lawless. And in which case I will take your cash. And your families. But only if you bring them with you (I advise against it).
The High Master of Soft Cheese
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Ollie2220 [None]
:: Sept. 7, 2014, 7:54 a.m.
Seriously guys this thread is about recruitment? And i'm offically demoted to recruiter, so you wanna chat about sauces? You wanna chat about Bio-Medical Sciences (oh wow such), then go for it. But be prepared to feel the pain. The pain of being slowly stared to slight discomfort!!!!!
Anyone wanna join? First person to message me or respond on here gets a place in Epicness.
Bonzai
Anyone wanna join? First person to message me or respond on here gets a place in Epicness.
Bonzai
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Urúvion (US1) [None]
:: Sept. 7, 2014, 12:21 p.m.
What on earth are you people going on about. I will no have such nonsense on my thread. OUT! OUT! Unless you want to stay, which of course is fine also. I cannot force you to hand over your cash, unless you move with me to the moon. Which is lawless. And in which case I will take your cash. And your families. But only if you bring them with you (I advise against it).
The High Master of Soft Cheese
Well, I don't have the slightest recollection of any of this. You see, after consuming large quantities of apple sauce, I go into a cucumber-like trance, and whilst in this trance, I rave about condiments and such.
Where am I anyway?
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Sam4 (GB1) [None]
:: Sept. 7, 2014, 11:58 p.m.
Well, I don't have the slightest recollection of any of this. You see, after consuming large quantities of apple sauce, I go into a cucumber-like trance, and whilst in this trance, I rave about condiments and such.
Where am I anyway?
In all honesty I am overly content with regard to your explanation - a state of mind which will undoubtedly cause me to send myself to my overpaid shrink at some point in the next 48 hours. Something isn't right in my head and I believe it to be your fault. I have no proof of course - and therefore the only way to prove you to be guilty is to find you guilty. Therefore you are from now on, guilty.
I did do a slight bit of research into apple sauce, and discovered it is actually a hallucinogenic. I won't mention that when I say 'hallucinogenic', I am implying that you are taking drugs - in the case I offend anyone for discussing Illegal adult business. You being part of the illegal adult business in the taking of your apple sauce however makes me feel slightly less guilty for explaining to you that apple sauce is a hallucinogenic and therefore is banned under section 3 paragraph 5 of the Cultist Renegades vs the State of New Nevada legal coop in which 7 cultist bowmen were brutally murdered in cold blood. If you are caught with such a substance in my alliance, you will be demoted, the substance passed onto me (which I will not hesitate to make full use of), and will be rewarded by the forced action of hanging your head in shame for a brief 32 years and 13 months.
The High Lord of Mayonnaise and Toes.
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Urúvion (US1) [None]
:: Sept. 8, 2014, 12:59 a.m.
In all honesty I am overly content with regard to your explanation - a state of mind which will undoubtedly cause me to send myself to my overpaid shrink at some point in the next 48 hours. Something isn't right in my head and I believe it to be your fault. I have no proof of course - and therefore the only way to prove you to be guilty is to find you guilty. Therefore you are from now on, guilty.
I did do a slight bit of research into apple sauce, and discovered it is actually a hallucinogenic. I won't mention that when I say 'hallucinogenic', I am implying that you are taking drugs - in the case I offend anyone for discussing Illegal adult business. You being part of the illegal adult business in the taking of your apple sauce however makes me feel slightly less guilty for explaining to you that apple sauce is a hallucinogenic and therefore is banned under section 3 paragraph 5 of the Cultist Renegades vs the State of New Nevada legal coop in which 7 cultist bowmen were brutally murdered in cold blood. If you are caught with such a substance in my alliance, you will be demoted, the substance passed onto me (which I will not hesitate to make full use of), and will be rewarded by the forced action of hanging your head in shame for a brief 32 years and 13 months.
The High Lord of Mayonnaise and Toes.
To put it bluntly, my compatriots (most namely the ones specifically growing from the same potato plant as myself) have been attempting to convince me that apple sauce is bad for my numerous eyes. I, personally, do not buy into this story, I believe they may be trying to acquire the sauced apple for their own purposes.
As for being guilty, I completely confess to being the cause of the left-ness in your head, I fear that I may have altered your inner humors, slightly, and it possibly may have been on purpose. You see, my presence seems to stimulate the left side of the brain, which is why you don't feel right, because, in short, you are left.
Pray, do you have the urge to calculate the mass of celestial bodies when in my presence?
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marc58 (GB1) [GB1]
:: Sept. 11, 2014, 1:56 p.m.
Ahh get it now we have to add it on here Ah the old switcheroo
Great stuff, not sure I can tho but will try good luck
Great stuff, not sure I can tho but will try good luck
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Unknown
:: Sept. 11, 2014, 2:09 p.m.
Who dares claim to be the high master of soft cheese?
Bring them here that I might stuff them with brie and feta.
Bring them here that I might stuff them with brie and feta.
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Ollie2220 [None]
:: Sept. 11, 2014, 2:21 p.m.
Ah the old switcheroo
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Sam4 (GB1) [None]
:: Sept. 11, 2014, 2:29 p.m.
Ahh get it now we have to add it on here Ah the old switcheroo
Great stuff, not sure I can tho but will try good luck
Ah the old switcheroo
Ah the old switcheroo
Ah the old switcheroo
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Unknown
:: Sept. 11, 2014, 2:43 p.m.
switcher who?
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Sam4 (GB1) [None]
:: Sept. 12, 2014, 8:15 a.m.