Forum: empire-en
Board: [940] Goodgame Empire - Art/Lore
Topic: [285361] The Plush Pub
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WiteLighting (GB1) [None]
:: March 25, 2016, 1:06 p.m.
Hehehe.
*Grabs overlord and sets his clothes alight and waits until he is ashes*
Adios amigos
*Goes back to his unknown planet in his untraceable way*
All by myself.....
*Grabs overlord and sets his clothes alight and waits until he is ashes*
Adios amigos
*Goes back to his unknown planet in his untraceable way*
All by myself.....
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InsaneDuckling (GB1) [None]
:: March 25, 2016, 1:13 p.m.
*Orders four shots of whiskey*
*Grumbles about cannibals and rubs temple tiredly*
*Grumbles about cannibals and rubs temple tiredly*
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Shiixxan (INT1) [None]
:: March 25, 2016, 3:17 p.m.
Cannibals?????
Where??
Where??
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hge (US1) [None]
:: March 25, 2016, 4:48 p.m.
Cannibals?
*Fits arrow to bow*
Where?
*Fits arrow to bow*
Where?
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overlord90098 (GB1) [GB1]
:: March 25, 2016, 5:18 p.m.
cannon balls? where?
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InsaneDuckling (GB1) [None]
:: March 25, 2016, 10:23 p.m.
*Coughs loudly*Shiixxan (INT1) said:Cannibals?????
Where??
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Shiixxan (INT1) [None]
:: March 25, 2016, 10:32 p.m.
Who me?
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hge (US1) [None]
:: March 26, 2016, 9:54 p.m.
*Looks at Grace*
Uhhhhh. I hope you do not mean that you are a cannibal.
*Looks at overlord*
There is a Hearing Aid shop right down the street....
Uhhhhh. I hope you do not mean that you are a cannibal.
*Looks at overlord*
There is a Hearing Aid shop right down the street....
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Dan o Shanter (US1) [None]
:: March 27, 2016, 2:38 a.m.
*Sighs. Loudly.*
'
*descends to cellar for a moment*
*returns carrying cask of 350 proof white lightning metheglyn*
*bashes bungholes in BOTH ends so the stream shoots down the throats of overlord and the Nazgul-in-elf's-clothing simultaneously*
Anyone have a flint and steel ... oh wait a minute, here's one over here, by the catnip...
*eats Blue Dream % White Widow hybrid catnip*
*strikes spark; ignites several Greek-fire soaked twists of hemp rope*
*tosses at least three down each throat; tilts head savoring musical WHHUMMPPPPFFSSHSHHHSHSHSH!!!! of resultant pre-Stage Five ignition*
Can anyone say ka-boom...
Ka. BooOM?
Very Good!!
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*descends to cellar for a moment*
*returns carrying cask of 350 proof white lightning metheglyn*
*bashes bungholes in BOTH ends so the stream shoots down the throats of overlord and the Nazgul-in-elf's-clothing simultaneously*
Anyone have a flint and steel ... oh wait a minute, here's one over here, by the catnip...
*eats Blue Dream % White Widow hybrid catnip*
*strikes spark; ignites several Greek-fire soaked twists of hemp rope*
*tosses at least three down each throat; tilts head savoring musical WHHUMMPPPPFFSSHSHHHSHSHSH!!!! of resultant pre-Stage Five ignition*
Can anyone say ka-boom...
Ka. BooOM?
Very Good!!
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hge (US1) [None]
:: March 28, 2016, 2:15 p.m.
*Dodges wine*
A for effort. You want to be friends Cat Goddess?
A for effort. You want to be friends Cat Goddess?
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WiteLighting (GB1) [None]
:: March 28, 2016, 3:12 p.m.
Stabs hge in the heart, cuts his body into centimetre squares and blends it with a Nutribullet and then uses the eyeballs as decorations (the only part I didn't blend)
Anyone want my special drink?
Anyone want my special drink?
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hge (US1) [None]
:: March 28, 2016, 3:34 p.m.
*Snickers as WiteLightning's dagger breaks into pieces on mithril plate armor*
Really, don't try to kill me
*Shoots arrow, which pins WiteLightning to the wall*
Seriously. Quit.
Really, don't try to kill me
*Shoots arrow, which pins WiteLightning to the wall*
Seriously. Quit.
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WiteLighting (GB1) [None]
:: March 28, 2016, 5:40 p.m.
Hge curses as he realises WiteLighting was long gone and had replaced himself with a realistic dummy.
Always one step ahead of you mate, one step ahead....
And if you dare call me WiteLightning again I will murder you! My name is WiteLighting, it may seem there is a spelling mistake but their isn't!
Always one step ahead of you mate, one step ahead....
And if you dare call me WiteLightning again I will murder you! My name is WiteLighting, it may seem there is a spelling mistake but their isn't!
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hge (US1) [None]
:: March 28, 2016, 5:57 p.m.
*Snickers as Witelighting slowly realizes that NO-ONE moves faster than an elf, and that he, not the dummy, (are they not the same?) is pinned to the wall.*
Pfft. Don't try to outsmart me.
Pfft. Don't try to outsmart me.
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WiteLighting (GB1) [None]
:: March 28, 2016, 8:48 p.m.
Haha. Lol, always one step ahead of you.
*Snickers as hge realises that he had been mind controlled and he had pinned shiixan to the wall and not WiteLighting, he then smashes a vodka bottle over his head and is unconscious*
Hehe, please stop trying, you're trying to hard and your embarrassing yourself.
*Snickers as hge realises that he had been mind controlled and he had pinned shiixan to the wall and not WiteLighting, he then smashes a vodka bottle over his head and is unconscious*
Hehe, please stop trying, you're trying to hard and your embarrassing yourself.
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hge (US1) [None]
:: March 28, 2016, 9:51 p.m.
You nitwit. You cannot outsmart a Elf-Lord.
*Turns away, and orders a mug of wine*
*Turns away, and orders a mug of wine*
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WiteLighting (GB1) [None]
:: March 28, 2016, 10:50 p.m.
*Swipes the mug of wine away after he's paid and downs it in 1*
Thanks for the free drink mate
*Smashes his head down on the table hard enough to put him is a daze for 10 seconds.*
Then teleports away in his untraceable way to WiteLighting planet an starts making a population with Ariana Grande (my gf better not see this hehe)
Can't outsmart WiteLighting...
Thanks for the free drink mate
*Smashes his head down on the table hard enough to put him is a daze for 10 seconds.*
Then teleports away in his untraceable way to WiteLighting planet an starts making a population with Ariana Grande (my gf better not see this hehe)
Can't outsmart WiteLighting...
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hge (US1) [None]
:: March 29, 2016, 6:51 p.m.
*Smiles as WiteLighting drinks the mug full of acid, and grins as WiteLighting screams in pain and horror*
Poor b*stard.
Just leave me alone, and I will leave you alone. I hate hurting people like that. We elves are supposed to protect, not hurt.
Poor b*stard.
Just leave me alone, and I will leave you alone. I hate hurting people like that. We elves are supposed to protect, not hurt.
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WiteLighting (GB1) [None]
:: March 29, 2016, 10:57 p.m.
Hehe
*Laughs at the fact that hge fell for his mind control tricks*
You simply saw what you wanted to see hge, what actually happened was me downing the wine in 1 and laughing, but in your head when I tipped my head back from laughing you imagined me choking and dying.. Fool..My power is astronomical...Yours is weak and pathetic, go back to elf land, I'm sure they wouldn't want you messing with superior forces. Tehe
*I go back to WiteLighting Planet that has a population of 20 (thanks to me and Ariana Grande hehe)*
I strike like a snake and fade away like a shadow...
*Laughs at the fact that hge fell for his mind control tricks*
You simply saw what you wanted to see hge, what actually happened was me downing the wine in 1 and laughing, but in your head when I tipped my head back from laughing you imagined me choking and dying.. Fool..My power is astronomical...Yours is weak and pathetic, go back to elf land, I'm sure they wouldn't want you messing with superior forces. Tehe
*I go back to WiteLighting Planet that has a population of 20 (thanks to me and Ariana Grande hehe)*
I strike like a snake and fade away like a shadow...
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Shiixxan (INT1) [None]
:: March 30, 2016, 5:36 a.m.
Stupid Elves
Cant even drink in peace these days
Cant even drink in peace these days