Forum: empire-en

Board: [940] Goodgame Empire - Art/Lore

Topic: [285361] The Plush Pub

[4347937] Shiixxan (INT1) [None] :: March 16, 2016, 9:42 p.m.

hge (US1) said:

Guys, guys. No fighting in here.
*Uses sword to disarm Overlord and Shiixx.*
Quit.

NO

*Kicks hge in his soft spot*

[4348274] InsaneDuckling (GB1) [None] :: March 17, 2016, 8:43 a.m.

WiteLighting (GB1) said:

Grabs an Iron Man suit, Shoots a missile into Shiixxan and Overlord, Stabs everyone inside the pub and walks out.

Suck it! xD

*Draws sword and parries the stab attempt*

*Finishes off the wine in another two gulps*

*Hurls the wine bottle at WiteLightning*

*Scowls and sheathes sword*

[4348631] hge (US1) [None] :: March 17, 2016, 12:12 p.m.

Shiixxan (INT1) said:

hge (US1) said:

Guys, guys. No fighting in here.
*Uses sword to disarm Overlord and Shiixx.*
Quit.

NO

*Kicks hge in his soft spot*

*Laughs sorrowfully at Shiixx's broken foot.*
Nitwit. I am wearing Mithril PLATE armor.

[4349033] overlord90098 (GB1) [GB1] :: March 17, 2016, 5:38 p.m.

hge (US1) said:

Guys, guys. No fighting in here.
*Uses sword to disarm Overlord and Shiixx.*
Quit.

Never in fact i might kill you instead 

[4349360] hge (US1) [None] :: March 17, 2016, 11:57 p.m.

This is a pub. War is right down the street.

[4349985] joseph719 (US1) [US1] :: March 18, 2016, 4:30 p.m.

*Rolls more wine in* geez, this stuff IS heavy, thanks Danoshanter for bringing me some *pets kitty* good gal..


OK LETS ROLL! *tickles dude in mithril armor* I ain't no uruk hi but I can still tickle like the dickens!

*iron man suits flys over head* Shinneeeyy......

[4350085] overlord90098 (GB1) [GB1] :: March 18, 2016, 5:57 p.m.

joseph719 (US1) said:

*Rolls more wine in* geez, this stuff IS heavy, thanks Danoshanter for bringing me some *pets kitty* good gal..


OK LETS ROLL! *tickles dude in mithril armor* I ain't no uruk hi but I can still tickle like the dickens!

*iron man suits flys over head* Shinneeeyy......

with all that your still going to die not as fast but you still will 

[4350473] WiteLighting (GB1) [None] :: March 19, 2016, 12:22 a.m.

*Steals 10 nuclear bombs off of Donald Trump*
"Lets make America great again!" (For your information I'm imitating Trump, I am in no way whatsoever similar to him)
*Bombs: Washington D.C, London, Paris, Tokyo, Beijing, Manchester, Berlin, Madrid, Ottawa and Chicago*

I teleport in a way that is untraceable onto an unkown planet to everyone but myself, I also protect my mind from telepathy (Or whatever those mind trick stuff are called).

Suck it! xD

[4351556] hge (US1) [None] :: March 19, 2016, 10:46 p.m.

I am in Middle Earth... I don't give a flying fk if you blow up cities lol.
*Takes wine*
Oh, btw. I am not ticklish.

[4352787] Dan o Shanter (US1) [None] :: March 21, 2016, 3:37 a.m.

[4352788] Dan o Shanter (US1) [None] :: March 21, 2016, 3:38 a.m.

hge (US1) said:

I am in Middle Earth... I don't give a flying fk if you blow up cities lol.
*Takes wine*
Oh, btw. I am not ticklish.

In which book is the existence of mithril PLATE ever mentioned? (bonus points if you can quote the almost-only-counts-in-horseshoes-and-hand-grenades-not-(*#$^&@).#&.)[email protected]%-armor close but no cigar you-might-think-it's-a-exception-but-then-again-i-wouldn't-vouch-for-the-thinking-part aka which crazy personal power trip distortion of any canon-based Middle Earth are YOU living in...sure ain't the one I remember whetting my kitten teeth on reading over and over and over for decades before I even STARTED THIS incarnation... )  And btw, not only is your behavior still much more reminiscent of the Nazgul than any Elves I remember, but even the cadences of your speech and your customary choice of epithet and phrasing far more strongly resemble the Black Speech than any of the musical Elven voices Tolkien describes...


Think about it:
                   "I don't give a flying fk if you blow up cities lol." I don't give a flying fk if you blow up cities lol.

                    "deznush bagronk" you are the offspring of a dung pit of Orthanc

Not much difference there in style tone content or even proportion and exact similarity of the prevalence of certain basic vowel and consonant groups, now is there >-;-7=...

*draws out aegis with the image of a lion, Bastet's favored weapon*

*lion stretches, extends one paw out of aegis.  A very LARGE paw.*

*Did I mention the mithrilonite claws, forged in Gondolin and the workshops of the Bent Pyramid of Pharaoh Sneferu at one and the same time and dedicated to service against the creatures of Morgoth (and the creatures of those creatures, such as you Nazgul) in whatever world mythos or canon soever they may appear...?*

[4352810] Dan o Shanter (US1) [None] :: March 21, 2016, 5:24 a.m.

Yes its real.   Click on this link:   'Ancient Cairo'.  Scroll down and you will find this gem of prosody: "The most enthusiastic builder of all the Pharaohs was the pharaoh Sneferu..." ... "In Sneferu's day, the engineers were still trying to figure out how to make a pyramid that would not fall over, and they were not always successful. ..." ... "Another ... began to sag during construction, so the workers quickly changed the angle of the edges, giving this pyramid a 'bent' appearance, which gave it the name that it has to this day, 'The Bent Pyramid.' "  Seems like the sort of place a Nazgul would tend to like, wouldn't you agree?

[4356858] hge (US1) [None] :: March 22, 2016, 11:59 p.m.

Yes, you seem sort of like a creature that we have in middle-earth. It is called a wise-@$$.

[4356900] Dan o Shanter (US1) [None] :: March 23, 2016, 2:45 a.m.

hge (US1) said:

Yes, you seem sort of like a creature that we have in middle-earth. It is called a wise-@$$.

Antolle ulua sulrim,thaurer. Auta miqula orqu, feuyaer. Dolle naa lost.

Now, WHERE is the wine????

*lion's paw reaches out and scoops up barrel of ice wine*

*claw gouges large bunghole open, resulting in high pressure jet of wine shooting down Nazgul-in-elf's-clothing's throat to the intoxication vector of infinite prime; with liberal squibs and splashes, not to mention spouts and spumes, exiting the cask in a fractal scatter pattern that mostly concentrates on drenching the creature's eyes, hair, chin, chest, and nether portions*

Your wine, sir...
                      

*covers smarky snirk behind own paw*

[4358465] Dan o Shanter (US1) [None] :: March 24, 2016, 2:53 a.m.

Dan o Shanter (US1) said:

hge (US1) said:

Yes, you seem sort of like a creature that we have in middle-earth. It is called a wise-@$$.

Antolle ulua sulrim,thaurer. Auta miqula orqu, feuyaer. Dolle naa lost.

Now, WHERE is the wine????

*lion's paw reaches out and scoops up barrel of ice wine*

*claw gouges large bunghole open, resulting in high pressure jet of wine shooting down Nazgul-in-elf's-clothing's throat to the intoxication vector of infinite prime; with liberal squibs and splashes, not to mention spouts and spumes, exiting the cask in a fractal scatter pattern that mostly concentrates on drenching the creature's eyes, hair, chin, chest, and nether portions*

Your wine, sir...
                      

*covers smarky snirk behind own paw*

*Repeats process with second barrel of ice wine that appears, together with a swirl of dusty air that smells of frankincense, Egyptian musk, and very OLD linen wrappings, under the bar just as the lion's paw reaches for it*

You'll note the gum resin taste in this one...it's an...AH...OLDER vintage than the previous.  Oh, not much, just some eight thousand years or so.  We added all KINDS of resins back when we didn't have airtight bottles to help the wine keep.  I seem to remember that this specific vintage had some PARTICULAR resins added ... bhang, psyilocybin, peyote, that sort of thing... nothing you'll notice much in oh, say, thirty-five seconds or so

And some of the spices we used for mummification ... well, how many horror fantasy AND sci-fi writers have used that particular trope, you can start with Frank Herbert and H.P. Lovecraft and add crystal spheres of literations however far out you care to go into the Elder Chaos ... oh, I forgot, that'll being a SENSITIVE topic with you Nazgul after the way things turned out with that whole War of the Ring thing, So so teddibly sorry ...

[4358525] Wilson Wang (AU1) [None] :: March 24, 2016, 6:39 a.m.

*Walks into pub*

Says: "what the heck is going on here?"

*Walks out*

[4359192] Rajan37 (IN1) [None] :: March 24, 2016, 11:56 a.m.

*Enters the pub*

It has been a while

[4359696] WiteLighting (GB1) [None] :: March 24, 2016, 3:53 p.m.

Mwahahahahaa. I am back! The unstoppable killing machine! (Hehe, very bad name). 

I'll have a vodka and tonic please  

[4359825] hge (US1) [None] :: March 24, 2016, 5:16 p.m.

*smiles*
Thanks
*catches all wine in mouth, and drinks it.*
Now. By the Valar, I want peace. Shall we become allies Mrs. Cat-Goddess? 

[4360031] overlord90098 (GB1) [GB1] :: March 24, 2016, 7:29 p.m.

right so anyone want a fiver?
or do you want to be six feet under?