Forum: empire-en
Board: [940] Goodgame Empire - Art/Lore
Topic: [285361] The Plush Pub
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Shiixxan (INT1) [None]
:: March 6, 2016, 6:33 a.m.
GIMMEDan o Shanter (US1) said:*...whiskers twitch...*
*...sense lots of interesting things will go flying later tonight if we can get the elf really drunk...*
Well, Eldarin, it just so happens we have as an appetizer, the mere first course of your 10 barrels as it were, 2 barrels not merely of any ordinary wine, but a vintage to rival the heady wine of Dorwinion that Thranduil sought for his feasts in Mirkwood...two barrels, indeed, of the most rare and precious ICE WINE...
*...heady indeed, as the ice wine is pressed from grapes that freeze on the vine, thus increasing the sugar content and consequent potency of the ensuing beverage immensely...*
Dont bother to save some for the elf....
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hge (US1) [None]
:: March 6, 2016, 5:53 p.m.
**** off shix.
*Looks at barrels*
Thanks!
*Drinks 1 1/2 barrels*
Hmm. I feel a slight tingling in my fingers....
*Looks at barrels*
Thanks!
*Drinks 1 1/2 barrels*
Hmm. I feel a slight tingling in my fingers....
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Shiixxan (INT1) [None]
:: March 6, 2016, 9:19 p.m.
Is that cursing I hear?
*summons a veteran horror army*
Kill this insolent fool....
*summons a veteran horror army*
Kill this insolent fool....
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Rajan37 (IN1) [None]
:: March 7, 2016, 9:03 a.m.
Of course.Shiixxan (INT1) said:Is that cursing I hear?
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Shiixxan (INT1) [None]
:: March 7, 2016, 12:04 p.m.
Lets kill him......Rajan37 (IN1) said:Of course.Shiixxan (INT1) said:Is that cursing I hear?
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Rajan37 (IN1) [None]
:: March 7, 2016, 1:56 p.m.
Poor guy. Forgive him for now.Shiixxan (INT1) said:Lets kill him......Rajan37 (IN1) said:Of course.Shiixxan (INT1) said:Is that cursing I hear?
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hge (US1) [None]
:: March 7, 2016, 7:34 p.m.
*Hands wine to Rajan*
Hold this please.
*Kills first 32 horrors who attack*
Heck, why am I messing around
*Directs Elf-Lord power through Elven ring, creating a blast that tears apart the entire army of horrors*
Ok, gimme the wine.
Hold this please.
*Kills first 32 horrors who attack*
Heck, why am I messing around
*Directs Elf-Lord power through Elven ring, creating a blast that tears apart the entire army of horrors*
Ok, gimme the wine.
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overlord90098 (GB1) [GB1]
:: March 7, 2016, 7:44 p.m.
oh we fighting now I guess I could join in but it might be too unfair well for you and elf are over rated peace loving hippies ( by the way i'm taking this from overlord the games well 2 of the games i've played )
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hge (US1) [None]
:: March 7, 2016, 7:55 p.m.
I am talking LOTR bro. Elves = [email protected]$$ Elf-Lord = more [email protected]$$
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Shiixxan (INT1) [None]
:: March 7, 2016, 8:27 p.m.
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hge (US1) [None]
:: March 7, 2016, 8:44 p.m.
-_-
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Rajan37 (IN1) [None]
:: March 8, 2016, 4:35 a.m.
I never wanted it, but here.hge (US1) said:*Hands wine to Rajan*
Hold this please.
*Kills first 32 horrors who attack*
Heck, why am I messing around
*Directs Elf-Lord power through Elven ring, creating a blast that tears apart the entire army of horrors*
Ok, gimme the wine.
*Hands it back to hge*
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Shiixxan (INT1) [None]
:: March 8, 2016, 6:16 a.m.
*Watches hge drink the wine*
I poisoned it you know......
I poisoned it you know......
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Rajan37 (IN1) [None]
:: March 8, 2016, 6:29 a.m.
Fortunately, I didn't drink it.Shiixxan (INT1) said:*Watches hge drink the wine*
I poisoned it you know......
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hge (US1) [None]
:: March 8, 2016, 11:55 a.m.
I am an elven lord. We do NOT get sick. Poisoning an elf is impossible.
*Begins to look a lil bit tipsy*
Ooh, this is some strong stuff!
*Begins to look a lil bit tipsy*
Ooh, this is some strong stuff!
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overlord90098 (GB1) [GB1]
:: March 10, 2016, 6:47 p.m.
well we could always try
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Rajan37 (IN1) [None]
:: March 13, 2016, 3:09 p.m.
Can you die?hge (US1) said:I am an elven lord. We do NOT get sick. Poisoning an elf is impossible.
*Begins to look a lil bit tipsy*
Ooh, this is some strong stuff!
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Shiixxan (INT1) [None]
:: March 13, 2016, 9:07 p.m.
Can I kill you so we can be sure?Rajan37 (IN1) said:Can you die?hge (US1) said:I am an elven lord. We do NOT get sick. Poisoning an elf is impossible.
*Begins to look a lil bit tipsy*
Ooh, this is some strong stuff!
Just a harmless little experiment....
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Rajan37 (IN1) [None]
:: March 14, 2016, 8:46 a.m.
Yep, kill him.
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Dan o Shanter (US1) [None]
:: March 14, 2016, 9:02 a.m.
*Yawns*hge (US1) said:I am talking LOTR bro. Elves = [email protected]$$ Elf-Lord = more [email protected]$$
*Jumps up on Lecturer's Stool*
You sure you're really an Elf? Elrond, speaking of the Elven Rings, Fellowship of the Ring pg. 301: "They are not idle. But they were not made as weapons of war or conquest: that is not their power. Those who made them did not desire strength or domination or hoarded wealth, but understanding, making and healing, to preserve all things unstained." There were also only three of them, held by Elrond, Galadriel, and Gandalf: Glorfindel did NOT have one; and would know better than to try and use one as a weapon when that's not their power. Furthermore, you are not behaving the way Glorfindel does in the books OR the movies, you are acting like a Nazgul. You DO know what a Nazgul is, yes?
*turns back on Nazgul-in-Elf's-clothing, jumps down and starts licking paw*
*notices LOTS of corks on floor*
*starts rapid-fire batting of corks into far wall; most 'accidentally' ricochet to hit some part of the N-i-E-c's anatomy*