Forum: empire-en

Board: [942] US Migration Content - Community

Topic: [279638] The Banning Game

[4132510] Beorn Ironsides (US1) [None] :: Sept. 25, 2015, 9:22 a.m.

Wait....I'm not really banned, am I?

[4133553] Dan o Shanter (US1) [None] :: Sept. 26, 2015, 4:57 a.m.

Ah, but then words are the basis of thoughts; without words there would be no thoughts.  Thoughts are the basis of perception, and perception creates the world and the universe we live in, at least on the quantum physics level.  So everything that EXISTS is empty meaningless words at its heart and core.  Oh by the way, I just banned you both while you were sitting and arguing over whether bans are real or not,  Silly old bears!

[4133606] Dan o Shanter (US1) [None] :: Sept. 26, 2015, 7:26 a.m.

...but your traveling in time is what first started off the chain of events leading to my banning you both.  Threefore, by process of logical reduction: 1) that chain is what caused me to ban you. 2) you are responsible for the chain. 3) you caused all the actions in the chain to occur, since without your initiating the chain they would not have happened at all, therefore 4) you banned yourself...again -- not I, since you caused the event of your being banned to occur as per point 3 above.  Ergo, to keep your promise you must reban yourself a second time.

[4133635] Dan o Shanter (US1) [None] :: Sept. 26, 2015, 7:54 a.m.

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[4134052] Beorn Ironsides (US1) [None] :: Sept. 26, 2015, 1:19 p.m.

 I ban Cormyria for causing me to get banned by Dan o Shanter. I was having fun, and now I'm banned....

[4134108] Got Glory (INT1) [None] :: Sept. 26, 2015, 1:38 p.m.

i ban myself for writing on this thread.......

Oops!

[4134230] Dan o Shanter (US1) [None] :: Sept. 26, 2015, 3:22 p.m.

Cormyria (US1) said:

YOU CREATED THIS THREAD!! ...this whole thing was your idea not mine so IPSO FACTO ERGO you are the one who is responsible for any and ALL subsequent bans that follow so i am afraid i have no choice but to ban you for attempting to use me as the scapegoat for your ideas....again my apologies to your ancestors....

I ban you for claiming I created a thread that was actually created by @TactiCool Panda, and I ban the stupid GGE name-dropping system for STILL creating a link that leads back to ME, not the person I've just mentioned above .

[4134984] Dan o Shanter (US1) [None] :: Sept. 27, 2015, 5:24 a.m.

So now we're both banned, which means we're not around to ban each other, which nullifies the previous bans, which means... oh to heck with it, everybody's banned.  Start again.

[4135292] Beorn Ironsides (US1) [None] :: Sept. 27, 2015, 9:38 a.m.

 Uh, excuse me, gentlemen...I think you both are aware that you've been banned from this thread. Now if you'll just start moving towards the....HE'S GOT A GUN!!! Oh wait...no, my bad, my bad. Let's just go to the exit, now....that's it, nice and easy..

[4153935] Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None] :: Oct. 12, 2015, 4:47 a.m.

I ban Beorne for getting shot by Cormiria, but of course you were not really shot, rendering my ban unjust, not to mention even if it were just, i still don't have the authority to ban anyone, stripping my accusations and demands meaningless and consequential. . . like how we perceive the universe, a according to science the universe may be a hologram, just a wave of data and sensory inputs telling out brains to construct an imaginary world around us. Or like our idea of time, time is an idea, there is no past, present, or future, and time travel is not possible considering that time is relative and NOT A REAL THING, it is merely the invention of humans as a method of measurement.

[4154873] Coolking4716 (US1) [None] :: Oct. 12, 2015, 7:37 p.m.

Cormyria is banned for having over 1,000 posts

Best Regards,

John

[4155084] Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None] :: Oct. 13, 2015, 1:54 a.m.

Technically, almost everyone posting on this thread have posted more then once, even after being banned, so obviously there is no consequence for being banned. . . this is a very troubling subject

[4155116] Dan o Shanter (US1) [None] :: Oct. 13, 2015, 4:10 a.m.

Actually if the universe and therefore time is not a real thing, that proves that the universe its coterminous opposite as equally and profoundly EXISTS; in proof of which qv.

 “Only in silence the word, only in dark the light, only in dying life: bright the hawk's flight on the empty sky.”
― Ursula K. Le Guin, A Wizard of Earthsea

therefore by logical probation and surgically precise analysis all of the time travel and assorted madness of this thread that  @Noble Leone (US1) was attempting to ratiocinate out of existence triple-Moebius helix implodes  i.out.n on the same party, rendering that Noble permanently banned in all dimensions in which this thread exist, forever.  Any logic directed against this conclusion meets the same fate, for the same Eris-spawned twist of coincidence (that the unenlightened are wont to call a "reason")...

[4155120] Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None] :: Oct. 13, 2015, 4:27 a.m.

Uh. . . I banned this thread from every dimension forever by accidentally explaining something incorrectly? AWESOME!

[4155127] Dan o Shanter (US1) [None] :: Oct. 13, 2015, 5:03 a.m.

Your attempt to expand your own interdimensional banning to encompass this entire thread meets its coterminous opposite in a still more intense focus on you yourself, rendering the ban not only interdimensional and permanent, but retroactive.  You never existed in the first place, in any timeseed/helix/temporal nexus point whatsover.

[4155138] Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None] :: Oct. 13, 2015, 5:28 a.m.

but i think i'm still here, right? right? please don't tell me i'm talking to myself in an imaginary world now  

[4156012] Coolking4716 (US1) [None] :: Oct. 13, 2015, 6:37 p.m.

I ban Cromyria for their brain hurting

[4156148] Coolking4716 (US1) [None] :: Oct. 13, 2015, 9:11 p.m.

I ban Cormyria for commenting after being banned

[4156260] Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None] :: Oct. 13, 2015, 11:14 p.m.

I ban coolking for continuing to ban people, despite our previous philosophy that bans are meaningless and carry no weight.

[4156309] Coolking4716 (US1) [None] :: Oct. 14, 2015, 12:49 a.m.

I ban Cormyria for banning me