Forum: empire-en

Board: [942] US Migration Content - Community

Topic: [279638] The Banning Game

[4156345] Coolking4716 (US1) [None] :: Oct. 14, 2015, 1:35 a.m.

bum bum bum here comes the king who executes you.

[4156367] Dan o Shanter (US1) [None] :: Oct. 14, 2015, 2:49 a.m.

Noble Leone. you are NOT paying attention.  We live in a universe of what is commonly knowna as  paradox, where all that is meets its opposite and finds that it, the opposite is coinhabiting the exact same temporospatiophilosophical contact points as the thing itself; what is commonly known as paradox, and yet is not so: where what is is a flowing between the two, constantly and simultaneously; and what you commonly refer to as a "paradox" is simply the manifestation of two equally distant points on the elliptical orbit between them at a slightly closer synchronicity of place or time or metaphor than usual; therefore the philosophy that bans are meaningless and carry no weight simultaneously CREATES, by its very existence, an equally massed opposite that bans are in fact the only things that carry any weight at all, or if we're really stretching a metaphysical point, that they in fact comprise the basic SUB-QUANTUM substance of the universe and therefore are exceedingly meaningful, rendering your most recent post a further source of "a still more intense focus on you yourself, rendering the ban not only interdimensional and permanent, but retroactive. You never existed in the first place, in any timeseed/helix/temporal nexus point whatsover." (O Shanter, 2015.  "Your attempt to expand your own interdimensional banning...")  Furthermore, since you do not exist in ANY of these modalities, this further implies that you never existed in either of the opposites recently postulated, either.  If you choose to interpret this as you talking to yourself in an imaginary world, you are not without excellent philosophical company.  There were two philosophers once, I forget their names, but let's just propose for a moment that one was an Englshman and one a Scots Jacobite just before the rising in 17'45.  The Englishman was trying to prove to the Jacobite that he, the Jacobite, was entirely a creation of the Englishman's mind since nothing exists except thought.  "Nothing you can do or say," quoth he, "can prove to me that you are not merely a creation of my mind with no independent will whatsoever beyond what I imagine you have."  The Jacobite hauled back his foot and gave him a good swift kick on the ankle.
Be that as it may, since you do not exist (in whatever form one chooses to interpret that as), that by definition constitutes a fairly sizeable BAN...

[4156375] Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None] :: Oct. 14, 2015, 3:22 a.m.

i ban coolking for having a  minecraft picture as his signiture

[4158374] Beorn Ironsides (US1) [None] :: Oct. 15, 2015, 12:39 a.m.

 I ban Dan o Shanter for citing himself.

[4158492] Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None] :: Oct. 15, 2015, 3:54 a.m.

Dan, i am trying to pay attention, i just can't understand half of the word your saying, so i am re compensating that, with the words i do know, so based off of what i can interpret, you are saying that I do not, and have not existed in any dimension ever, but that is only based off of half of what you said. But of course, i'm pretty sure i am still here, so I must have a fairly vivid state of consciousness to believe that i still exist, and am communicating with you, despite my non-existence. Furthermore, I shall counter your ban, by banning you in return, which, by the way, I can do despite my SEVERE limitation of non-existence. . . i think. . .

[4158497] Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None] :: Oct. 15, 2015, 4:20 a.m.

POOF!!!! and he was never heard from again. . .  

[4158498] Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None] :: Oct. 15, 2015, 4:21 a.m.

And that's why you NEVER, EVER, delete yourself from existence. 

[4158519] Dan o Shanter (US1) [None] :: Oct. 15, 2015, 5:18 a.m.

Existence, unfortunately, sometimes doesn't hold back from deleting itself from us...

as the whole crazy logic/illogic mirror image spiral helix swirls in upon itself to ban both of us, then Beorn, then Cormyria, then everyone having anything to do with this thread, then the thread itself.  At the same moment, a new, completely identical but blank thread is created in the same place else entirely. ":Reboot neurosentient cognitive awareness matrix v 2.1.  Initialize banning pistols, production line Prototype #41AStQ68&1/2 Flux Blaster with inline datajacks in the pistol butt uplinking to the smart reflexes ports in our wrists and telescoping irony sights, made of the finest irony we could steel, guaranteed to highlight the most obscure sardonic twist and bludgeon it to death with cheap repetition*:  Recreate core personalities from covert neuroscans taken through fingertip keyboard/mouse microsampling probes.  Restart thread."

[4158530] Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None] :: Oct. 15, 2015, 5:45 a.m.

ugh, my head hurts, can we just agree to continue believing that we still exist, i think i like myself better that way. 

[4160048] Dan o Shanter (US1) [None] :: Oct. 16, 2015, 5:17 a.m.

You don't WANT the cool cyberpunk banning pistols with the smart reflex uplink interfaces?

*shoots @Noble Leone (US1) with Prototype #41AStQ68&3/4 banning pistol, since I always make sure I have tech that's just one more razorglass-shaving width's closer to bleeding edge than I offer anyone else*

* @Noble Leone (US1)   is BANNED!*

*pistol automates process of rebanning @Noble Leone (US1) , so that now it will happen automatically on a  1.234 millimuon time delay each time that individual hits "Post Comment" to attempt a reply on this thread; ... now, if @Noble Leone (US1)  had ACCCEPTED my reboot of the thread with cool cyberpistols for all, then @Noble Leone (US1)  would have had a cyberpistol of @Noble Leone (US1) 's own to counteract that effect, and maybe even riposte with a retailatory automated reban of @Dan o Shanter (US1) for being totally annoying with the @name thing, but @Noble Leone (US1) now has no such pistol, forcing @Dan o Shanter (US1) to do it to himself, which of course automatically cancels itself out 3.69 centiquarks after taking effect, which cancels out the canceling.  And much rejoicing was gargled by all until the ned of time

[4160051] Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None] :: Oct. 16, 2015, 5:22 a.m.

oh, now we're doing more paradoxes, great

[4160052] Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None] :: Oct. 16, 2015, 5:26 a.m.

also, i thought about what you said about everyone involved in this thread, and the thread itself being deleted from existence, and i thought, i wonder if it would continue to expand to the forums, then all of GGE, then the internet, then the world, essentially deleting the Earth from existence, preventing it from ever having existed in the first place. 

[4160061] Dan o Shanter (US1) [None] :: Oct. 16, 2015, 5:46 a.m.

Noble Leone (US1) said:

also, i thought about what you said about everyone involved in this thread, and the thread itself being deleted from existence, and i thought, i wonder if it would continue to expand to the forums, then all of GGE, then the internet, then the world, essentially deleting the Earth from existence, preventing it from ever having existed in the first place. 

You'd have to ask Douglas Adams about that

[4160069] Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None] :: Oct. 16, 2015, 6:13 a.m.

sigh. . .  

[4160071] Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None] :: Oct. 16, 2015, 6:15 a.m.

well, as i have been eternally banned from this thread, though once again we return to the subject that banns are meaningless, but i digress, I suppose i am supposed to sit back and watch the show.



Of course i'm not being sincere though, i'll be back. . .       

[4160142] Beorn Ironsides (US1) [None] :: Oct. 16, 2015, 8:45 a.m.

I ban Noble Leone for sniveling.

[4161966] Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None] :: Oct. 17, 2015, 1:21 a.m.

no you're not. . . 

[4161968] Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None] :: Oct. 17, 2015, 1:24 a.m.

I am not sniveling, by the way. . . I'm only trying to find a way out of this universe!



I'm back!  

[4164573] Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None] :: Oct. 18, 2015, 8:55 p.m.

Hey Dan o Shanter, I recently had a sudden burst of philosophy, I realized that if the universe has been a hologram of sorts forever, then my deletion from the universe would have actually CREATED me, not deleted, similar too how multiplying to negative numbers makes a positive, not existing would be negative, and since i was "negative" to begin with, by "deleting myself (another negative) i would have therefore become a positive, technically still being deleted from THIS universe, but completely existing in another. 

[4164630] Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None] :: Oct. 18, 2015, 9:54 p.m.

Hey everyone, come to my universe, it's better because you exist!