Forum: empire-en
Board: [942] US Migration Content - Community
Topic: [295979] Anyone got any good Jokes?
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ThunderBritches (US1) [None]
:: Jan. 4, 2016, 2:45 a.m.
I always could use a good laugh, You might tell me one...I probably got one to return..
So... Tell me something Funny.
Lord Thunder Britches
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Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None]
:: Jan. 4, 2016, 4:30 a.m.
Knock knock
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ThunderBritches (US1) [None]
:: Jan. 4, 2016, 4:36 a.m.
Great Quotes From one of my Favorite Franchises... but Didn't quite make me chuckle!
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Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None]
:: Jan. 4, 2016, 5:06 a.m.
That's my signature, it's not really supposed to, anyways, I'll try again, Knock, knock!
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Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None]
:: Jan. 4, 2016, 4:25 p.m.
Doctor
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LightSwayer (US1) [None]
:: Jan. 4, 2016, 4:48 p.m.
doctor who?
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furysorders (US1) [None]
:: Jan. 4, 2016, 4:52 p.m.
hey i got one knock knock
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furysorders (US1) [None]
:: Jan. 4, 2016, 4:53 p.m.
not gge
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LightSwayer (US1) [None]
:: Jan. 4, 2016, 4:58 p.m.
whos there
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Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None]
:: Jan. 4, 2016, 5:14 p.m.
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Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None]
:: Jan. 4, 2016, 5:26 p.m.
DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING JOKE IS NOT BASED OFF OF MY OPINION, SO DON"T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.
Bill Clinton is teaching a class of first graders, they are playing a game where Mr. Clinton names a word, and the first graders have to give an example of the word, the word is tragedy. . .
One first grader raises their hand and Mr. Clinton calls on him, the first graders says, "A tragedy would be if two cars crashed and everyone died."
And Mr. Clinton responds, "No, that would be called, an accident."
Another first grader raises here hand, and is called on, she says, "A tragedy would be of a bus full of children were to fall into river and everyone drowned.
Mr. Clinton says, "No, that would be considered a great loss."
The school room is silent for a few moment while all the first graders are trying to figure out an example of tragedy, then one first grader raises his hand and is called upon, he says, "The definition of tragedy would be if you and Mrs. Clinton were piloting an Air Force jet and were shot down in battle."
Mr. Clinton responds, "Yes, that would be a tragedy, how did you figure it out?
And he responds, "Well, it wouldn't be an accident, and it wouldn't be considered a great loss!"
Bill Clinton is teaching a class of first graders, they are playing a game where Mr. Clinton names a word, and the first graders have to give an example of the word, the word is tragedy. . .
One first grader raises their hand and Mr. Clinton calls on him, the first graders says, "A tragedy would be if two cars crashed and everyone died."
And Mr. Clinton responds, "No, that would be called, an accident."
Another first grader raises here hand, and is called on, she says, "A tragedy would be of a bus full of children were to fall into river and everyone drowned.
Mr. Clinton says, "No, that would be considered a great loss."
The school room is silent for a few moment while all the first graders are trying to figure out an example of tragedy, then one first grader raises his hand and is called upon, he says, "The definition of tragedy would be if you and Mrs. Clinton were piloting an Air Force jet and were shot down in battle."
Mr. Clinton responds, "Yes, that would be a tragedy, how did you figure it out?
And he responds, "Well, it wouldn't be an accident, and it wouldn't be considered a great loss!"
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ThunderBritches (US1) [None]
:: Jan. 5, 2016, 2:45 a.m.
Loved the DR. Who nd very true About Clinton!
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ThunderBritches (US1) [None]
:: Jan. 5, 2016, 2:50 a.m.
Serious Question though...
you know what moth balls smell Like?
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LightSwayer (US1) [None]
:: Jan. 5, 2016, 2:59 a.m.
Lol, good one!! Noble Leone
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Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None]
:: Jan. 5, 2016, 3:01 a.m.
Thank you, thank you, *takes bow
And no, I don't know what moth balls smell like.
And no, I don't know what moth balls smell like.
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ThunderBritches (US1) [None]
:: Jan. 5, 2016, 3:38 a.m.
That's a good thing.. hard to get their little legs apart
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Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None]
:: Jan. 5, 2016, 3:41 a.m.
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ThunderBritches (US1) [None]
:: Jan. 5, 2016, 3:44 a.m.
It would have helped me if you said YES Leon... LOL
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ThunderBritches (US1) [None]
:: Jan. 5, 2016, 3:45 a.m.
Why did they stop the Lepper Hockey Game?
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Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None]
:: Jan. 5, 2016, 3:59 a.m.
I don't know.
(Oh boy, where is this taking us?)
(Oh boy, where is this taking us?)