Forum: empire-en

Board: [942] US Migration Content - Community

Topic: [295979] Anyone got any good Jokes?

[4247057] ThunderBritches (US1) [None] :: Jan. 5, 2016, 4:25 a.m.

Why Did they stop the Lepper Hockey game?

There was a Face off in the Corner..

[4247059] Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None] :: Jan. 5, 2016, 4:28 a.m.

The poor lepers. . .  

[4247064] ThunderBritches (US1) [None] :: Jan. 5, 2016, 4:40 a.m.

A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then *poof* … he disappeared without a tres!

[4247068] Noble Leone (ASIA1) [None] :: Jan. 5, 2016, 4:44 a.m.

There are three types of people in the world, those who know math, and those who don't.

[4385644] Steponrayman (US1) [None] :: April 19, 2016, 5:01 p.m.

                         Why did the turtle cross the road??????? 

[4385667] Sir Wins Alot (US1) [None] :: April 19, 2016, 5:33 p.m.

[4385736] Jeffery~West (US1) [None] :: April 19, 2016, 6:46 p.m.

Shame I can't tell you my best joke, I would be banned from the forum.
So instead:
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. ‘No,’ says the neighbour. ‘The seat is empty.’ ‘This is incredible,’ said the man. ‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?’ The neighbour says, ‘Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.’ ‘Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible….But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbour to take her seat?’ The man shakes his head. ‘No,’ he says. ‘They’re all at the funeral.’

[4386014] Grim Reaper9 (US1) [None] :: April 20, 2016, 12:07 a.m.

Here is an original
Why did the chicken cross the road?

[4386095] DVHorne (US1) [None] :: April 20, 2016, 4:35 a.m.

A rabbi, a priest, and an alligator walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What the hell is this? A joke?"

[4386266] Sir Wins Alot (US1) [None] :: April 20, 2016, 11:11 a.m.

A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar  and the bar tender says...............

"Hey you.......... don't try to start anything! "

[4387107] Sir Wins Alot (US1) [None] :: April 21, 2016, 10:58 a.m.

NURSE:  " Doctor............the invisible man is in the waiting room and needs you."

Doctor:    " Tell  em I can't see him ."

[4389617] Sir Wins Alot (US1) [None] :: April 23, 2016, 7:39 p.m.

Q:   What do lazy people do for exercise?

A:  "Diddley Squat's"

[4390797] DVHorne (US1) [None] :: April 24, 2016, 6:23 a.m.

Heisenberg is pulled over for speeding The cop asks him if he knows about fast he was going. 

Heisenberg answers, "No, but I  know exactly where I am."

The cop says, "You were going 91 miles per hour!"

Heisenberg replies, "Oh great! Now I'm lost!"

[4390845] WindBreaker (US1) [None] :: April 24, 2016, 6:28 a.m.

Love this guy...message I got from him after I attacked him for attacking a member in our alliance twice that was 20 lvl's lower than him...

http://prntscr.com/aw41qq

[4391319] sergent2 (US1) [US1] :: April 24, 2016, 7:02 a.m.

u guys know what happens too Donald trump when he takes Viagra       he gets taller

[4393604] We_Ner (US1) [None] :: April 24, 2016, 5:15 p.m.

What do you call an itch you get during a test?
A Testicle

[4403775] Luxtena (US1) [None] :: May 2, 2016, 3:37 a.m.

There are 30 cows, and 20 eight chickens, how many didn't.

[4403776] Luxtena (US1) [None] :: May 2, 2016, 3:38 a.m.

actually that's more of a riddle.

[4403852] SKINK (AU1) [None] :: May 2, 2016, 7:21 a.m.

Your future........



Too far? 

[4404019] Sir Wins Alot (US1) [None] :: May 2, 2016, 9:11 a.m.

sergent2 (US1) said:

u guys know what happens too Donald trump when he takes Viagra       he gets taller

Don't make TRUMP angry  .  Gulp.....