Forum: empire-en
Board: [942] US Migration Content - Community
Topic: [297541] The Salty Mermaid INN and Alehouse ...
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Cormyria (US1) [None]
:: March 17, 2016, 6:08 p.m.
Shiixxan (INT1) said:Nope...Lubbald (US1) said:Laughs "That's more than enough for all of us."
I can down them all at once
true talk here me hearties ....
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Steponrayman (US1) [None]
:: April 1, 2016, 7:52 p.m.
Cookie Monster walks in, up to the bar. A cookie please & a root beer? Thankz bar keep. 
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Cormyria (US1) [None]
:: April 1, 2016, 8:40 p.m.
points to a large jar of cookies on the countertop mysteriously undisturbed despite the riotous patrons from the earlier "episode" ..... welcome to the salty mermaid MR. cookie monster 
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Shiixxan (INT1) [None]
:: April 1, 2016, 8:50 p.m.
Gimme a cookie mate....
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Cormyria (US1) [None]
:: April 1, 2016, 9:54 p.m.
looks like its too late for the cookies I mean its cookie monster right? he seems to have left lots of crumbs though ? as the barkeep replaces the decimated cookie jar with a few fresh ones and goes off to find a broom and a dustpan .....
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Shiixxan (INT1) [None]
:: April 1, 2016, 10:13 p.m.
You wont find any brooms and dustpans here...
I ate them all....
I ate them all....
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Cormyria (US1) [None]
:: April 2, 2016, 4:56 a.m.
Shiixxan (INT1) said:You wont find any brooms and dustpans here...
I ate them all....
are you quite sure about that ? bold words to be sure me hearties .... but we are all cool with switching from rum to cookies right ?
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Shiixxan (INT1) [None]
:: April 2, 2016, 10:36 a.m.
Wanna see inside my tummy?Cormyria (US1) said:Shiixxan (INT1) said:You wont find any brooms and dustpans here...
I ate them all....
are you quite sure about that ? bold words to be sure me hearties ....
Never...Cormyria (US1) said:but we are all cool with switching from rum to cookies right ?
Rum before everything
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Prince shadow (US1) [None]
:: April 2, 2016, 10:56 a.m.
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Cormyria (US1) [None]
:: April 2, 2016, 5 p.m.
I don't think we want the doctor looking inside any ones tummy here do we? I for one don't want to have to clean up after that kind of mess .... I will take you at your word ....
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Steponrayman (US1) [None]
:: April 5, 2016, 3:26 p.m.
I matie the Cookie Monster made a mess, here is some gold for all the damages, bar keep. The names Jedi Stepray, I on the hunt for an evil Darth Sisth Lord Kang, he about 5' 3" mean as a snake, little red eyes, fangs, & big ears. Wears a black cape, beware he dangerous. Well thanks but I'll be on my way now.
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Cormyria (US1) [None]
:: April 5, 2016, 3:31 p.m.
Steponrayman (US1) said:I matie the Cookie Monster made a mess, here is some gold for all the damages, bar keep. The names Jedi Stepray, I on the hunt for an evil Darth Sisth Lord Kang, he about 5' 3" mean as a snake, little red eyes, fangs, & big ears. Wears a black cape, beware he dangerous. Well thanks but I'll be on my way now.
I will keep an eye out for him but if he comes in here all dark jedi and all I do not think my pistols will be much use against a lightsaber .... and to whosoever is flagging posts here ? YOU are only raining on everyone else's downtime here with the use of the MOST COWARDLY TACTIC I can imagine "spam flags"??... get a grip !! please ? before you hurt yourself ... or someone else .... I get it ... you have personal gripe with me ... why don't you try TALKING TO ME !! instead of hiding in the shadows ....
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Steponrayman (US1) [None]
:: April 5, 2016, 5:41 p.m.
Thank you kind Sire, I Jedi Stepray will keep an eye out for the spam flagger, & give em licking with The Force of truth & the the lightsaber of truth.
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Cormyria (US1) [None]
:: April 5, 2016, 6:03 p.m.
Steponrayman (US1) said:Thank you kind Sire, I Jedi Stepray will keep an eye out for the spam flagger, & give em licking with The Force of truth & the the lightsaber of truth.
well that is probably better than the two pistols and cutlass I use here isn't it ?
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Steponrayman (US1) [None]
:: April 5, 2016, 6:20 p.m.
Aye, aye captain for sure. Good to see ye still among the living. As there be many dangers around these parts. I been sailing the blackwaters of doom for awhile met some strange folks along the way. Here's gold for me supper. & thanks for all ye kindness.
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Cormyria (US1) [None]
:: April 5, 2016, 6:34 p.m.
well then ( bites the gold coin) ill be off ta fetch ye more supper and more cookies ....welcome to the salty mermaid inn and alehouse ....
....welcome to the salty mermaid inn and alehouse ....
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Steponrayman (US1) [None]
:: April 8, 2016, 4:33 p.m.
Well good to be back, Found some rubies along the way here , may we have some Yak steaks with gravy, steak fries & some root beer & some oatmeal cookies. Asks Stepray of the serving wench, a buxom raven haired lass, named Rubie. She takes the order & sways toward the kitchen. Awhile later returns with the food & drink, Stepray pays for the meal & gives her a tip of 10 rubies extra, thanks lass........
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Cormyria (US1) [None]
:: April 8, 2016, 4:46 p.m.
wait we have waitresses ? now I will have to pay employee taxes to the magistrate ....
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Steponrayman (US1) [None]
:: April 9, 2016, 4:06 p.m.
I know an agent of the Tax man, that will look the other way for a small bribe. But beware he's a shadey dude .. Better to bribe with alittle rum, & less coin.........
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Cormyria (US1) [None]
:: April 9, 2016, 4:08 p.m.
your not talking about old moe are you ? we have a very lucrative arrangement already and don't worry for the magistrate he only comes around when he has "crown business" or other affairs of the state .... more rum ? help yourself to the cookies they were made by real elves ...
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